Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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And the same people were bitching that Joker was a reskin of Taxi Driver.
There was another movie that was remarkably similar to taxi driver released about 3 years ago called You Were Never Really Here that didn't get an ounce of shit from the same people criticizing joker. It also starred Joaquin Phoenix!
It is still a very good movie on its own, but didn't get associated with dude bros so Bob and friends didn't hate it. It also was written and directed by a woman so that may have something to do with it. (Sorry if people already said this it's been a while since then)
 
Slightly off topic, but my favorite monument is the New York City monument in remembrance of the firefighters' horses that died in service.


Also Connecticut is lifting covid capacity limits and Bobby's name got brought up in the happenings thread as waiting for his reaction. He going to shit on blue states that rebuke le science or is he just inconsistently retarded?
He'll say they have "Science" on their side while the Red States are just opening up because they believe it is good. That or he'll keep his perpetually misinformed maw shut for once.
 
Also Connecticut is lifting covid capacity limits and Bobby's name got brought up in the happenings thread as waiting for his reaction. He going to shit on blue states that rebuke le science or is he just inconsistently retarded?

Nothing on Connecticut yet; Bobby is still on the obsolete white people in the Garbage Zone of Texas. May be he is a bit slow; may be he is disingenuous.
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MovieBob on Epistemology:
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Summary of video. Buttar thinks the Dems are over-reacting to Trump's supposedly spreading misinformation, by clamping down dissenting voice. This creates a situation far worse than the supposed problem.

Bobby has trouble grasping the difference between elected officials and appointed officials.
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Tucker Carlson, Glen Greenwald, and Julian Assange:
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Why didn't people heed Bobby's warning? Glenn Greenwald has always been a villain!
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Look what the postman deliver to Bobby's basement? Shinny new argots! Garbage states and dinosaur pulp.
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"QAnon Shaman":
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I can't decipher his words of wisdom.

More white supremacy and Trumpism:
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Conservative, sex-negative, Dr. Seuss-defending woman! Damn you and your dumb, dinosaur-pulp mind!
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People called out Megyn Kelly's comment for being disingenuous, because children books and sexual empowerment of sheboons are two separate issues. Granted, but then how would you explain the following?
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It almost seems Covid and entertainment are two separate issues too, no?

Dr. Seuss is "historic". To the museum it belongs.
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Meanwhile, cancel culture and woke mob continue their non-existence:
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Capeshit:
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Cartoon:
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Job:
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Getting inexplicably pissed over a beautiful mouse:
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Homosexual simp:
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MovieBob on Epistemology:
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Oh my God. No. The Ministry of Truth wasn't absurd because truth is some obvious singular thing that can't be determined bureaucratically due its apparentness, it was absurd because truth is a constructed concept in the first place—e.g. whether it's true Trump has enough charm to sleep with attractive models. One could argue yes, he is a charming guy that a lot of people personally like and thus has a way with women. One could also no, he just is rich and that's what appeals to women. Having a ministry of truth decide which one is true is dangerous and absurd.

Jesus fucking Christ Robert is such a fucking retard it makes me want to crash my bookshelf onto myself and die from being stuck there. He hasn't even read 1984, has he? God, this makes me hot under the collar—this is the guy who thinks he works as a film critic? The guy who can't even understand basic plot points of immeasurably important books?
 
Getting inexplicably pissed over a beautiful mouse:
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Actually, having an unusual, aesthetically beautiful coat will probably cause humans to want to breed it more. Finding a way to be useful to the human race is probably the best way a living creature can ensure its long term survival, which probably explains why Bob is pissed off - he's about as useful to humanity as tits on a snake.
 
Oh my God. No. The Ministry of Truth wasn't absurd because truth is some obvious singular thing that can't be determined bureaucratically due its apparentness, it was absurd because truth is a constructed concept in the first place—e.g. whether it's true Trump has enough charm to sleep with attractive models. One could argue yes, he is a charming guy that a lot of people personally like and thus has a way with women. One could also no, he just is rich and that's what appeals to women. Having a ministry of truth decide which one is true is dangerous and absurd.

Jesus fucking Christ Robert is such a fucking retard it makes me want to crash my bookshelf onto myself and die from being stuck there. He hasn't even read 1984, has he? God, this makes me hot under the collar—this is the guy who thinks he works as a film critic? The guy who can't even understand basic plot points of immeasurably important books?

The book isn't subtle about it. He who controls the present is emphasized with a battering ram.

Ever seen a kid give a book report when he clearly didn't read it? Bob's life is juggling a library of books with flawless spines. Hasn't cracked a single one. The only people impressed are people who've read less than him.
 
The real absurdity of the MoT as envisioned by Orwell is not that the truth is constructed, its that the "truth" is constructed and always changing. And, that change is happening not just within the context of historians re-evaluating something decades later, or big events being retconned within your lifetime, but, from day-to-day and even hour-to-hour to fit the current needs of The Party.

Every time the Elite change their minds or new events occur, all of history has to change with them so they were always retroactively right and whatever happened was all according to plan. Thus, "history" is constantly revised , even when those doing the revising can remember having written it down only maybe a week ago....

More than just the state determining what the Truth is, and burying inconvenient contradictions. Their version of the official record is ever changing and nobody questions how such a malleable official record could possibly be true. (Because they can't, they'll be disappeared as traitors if they do)

They aren't just reshaping history, they've destroyed it as a concept by making it completely arbitrary and useless.

The world of 1984 is one where you can't be a historian not just because the facts are being hidden and suppressed, but, according to The Party, nothing has ever changed. They've always been in charge, always been right, always been at war with Eurasia, and will always BE right. There literally is NO SUCH THING as history. Just the official Party Line. You can't look in a history book and find when the war with Eurasia started, what objectives have been contested, or what the original causus beli was, that information is not just missing, it's both unknown and, in fact, unknowable.

History as a concept has been destroyed to the degree that people don't even ask "what happened?" Not only can they not answer that question due to militant omnicensorship, they can't even envision a need to ask: History is whatever the official narrative is at this second, and nothing more, enforced with fasciscistic glee on anyone who can't or won't perform the doublethink needed to accept it.

And Bobby thinks that's a GREAT idea, since the big problem the far-left has with objectivity is you might get different conclusions than they did if you are allowed to know the truth... Its why they don't have a problem with tolerating 'We Wuz Kangz" historical revisionism, ignore past documented "firsts" in culture or sports or science so that modern-day people who align with them and are "more diverse" get the credit instead, regularly reboot entertainment franchises or support social narratives deciding guilt or innocence over actual evidence at trial. And, dissenters saying "Hold up, we've tried this stuff before and it didn't work" or "How is this any different than when the Nazis did it?" are traitors to the narrative and Party who must be disappeared.

How it SHOULD have or COULD have played out is of more importance to them than how it DID.


It reminds me of the time I heard someone say the symbols for male and female were sexist. (never was sure if it was an intentional joke or not)

Well, the male symbol is supposed to be a spear and shield, while the female one is supposed to represent a hand mirror, so, you could argue it stereotypes all men as violent and warlike while all women are shallow and vain.... but, I think everyone except the screechiest of dangerhairs knows that the symbols have developed a neutral identity with us in modern use where we just use them as shorthand to tell apart the sexes without making any additional judgments or navel-gazing about stereotypes.

We don't use them to enforce sexism any more than we're encouraging violence by using Greek-rooted words in our language because the Greeks went to war all the time.....
 
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Dr. Seuss is "historic". To the museum it belongs.
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‘Go do something that matters’

This is coming from the guy who reviews movies all day in his aunt’s house.
Space Jam is going to flop, causing their pulling feminist bullshit with Lola.

I already seen some fat nerds on YouTube and Twitter geeks simping for her because, ‘strong wamen’.

Seriously, this hating on strong and sexy female, both fictional and real is pathetic.

Actually, having an unusual, aesthetically beautiful coat will probably cause humans to want to breed it more. Finding a way to be useful to the human race is probably the best way a living creature can ensure its long term survival, which probably explains why Bob is pissed off - he's about as useful to humanity as tits on a snake.
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To be fair, the guy started the current american police of using heavy ordnance to vaporize kids in the middle east. Of course, his successors happily kept carrying said police out, so that is on the protestors for stopping doing their thing.
Saddam might be of the opinion it was papa Bush that started it.
More than 100 illegal immigrants released by the Border Patrol into Texas since late January have tested positive for the coronavirus following their arrival, officials in a city on the U.S.-Mexico border tell Fox News.​
Felipe Romero, a spokesperson for Brownsville, said Wednesday that the 108 positives represent 6.3% of the number of total migrants who have been rapid-tested at the city’s main bus station, where they are being released by the Border Patrol. Rapid testing of the individuals began there on Jan. 25.​
He added that Brownsville does not have the authority to prevent those who test positive from traveling elsewhere in the U.S. -- and are advising them to quarantine, follow the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) guidelines and socially distance.​

But Bob wants to abolish ICE.

Think about that.
The Federal Government should look at Republican run states and look how well they dealt with COVID in comparison to Democrat run states. Florida's doing exceptionally well, and Texas is opening up tomorrow. I expect Northeast US to be the last ones to open up, mainly because they got stuck with a bunch of clueless assholes for governors, such as Andrew Cuomo, Tom Wolf, and Phil Murphy.
Actually know who else has opened up?

Connectict.

Funny how we don't hear about that isn't it?
Odin Almighty! This reminds me of the "Future I've earned" tweet from two years back. Y'know what? Bob is right. Stupid people like him threaten everyone else because they FUCKING. DON'T. LEARN. FROM. HISTORY. He has to be a monumental idiot if he believes that the populace is going to embrace federal troops as liberators when they overthrow the duly elected officials and replace them with quislings who report to Washington. Given how many of these states are pro-2A, this is a recipe for a morale-destroying insurgency that will lead to open civil war. Hell, I haven't even asked, "you and WHAT army?" Given how many of these enlisted personnel and officers come from Republican states and he is telling them that they must put the boot to the throats of their families, friends, and neighbors, don't be surprised if they turn their guns on HIM. This will not end well for him or any of his confederates. If Bob had more than a single synapse he would realize how moronic this idea is.
You simple believer. DOn't you get it? Bob, the superior thinker, HAS learned from history. He knows that the good guys won in the Civil War. And then they won in WW2. Since he and his are the good guys this time, they'll obviously win again, Q.E.D. And this time they're going to finish the job properly. /end-Bob-mode

There isn't enough liquor in the world for me after that. I'm flying to the alcohol galaxy.
Bobby really, really hates antivaxers and he believes we should have nixed them decade ago -- but why didn't he complain until covid? Why didn't he say something about the resurgence of measles, for example?
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I checked. Over the years he made ONE single tweet about measles -- and in it he merely cawed about measles coming back, and he seems to misattributed it to global warming.
So... can we ban illegal aliens from the country if they haven't been vaccinated?
 
Even though MovieBlob said he was Catholic I thought that maybe his family was actually part of the tribe since he and his brother kind of have that Harvey Weinstein ogre Jew thing going on and he acts like a big fat Jew on Twitter. I also thought that having 'Man' at the end of your last name was a Jewish thing. Turns out Chipman is an Anglo-Saxan name from the UK. I also found a few other Chipman facts that may be interesting.

Chipman Name Meaning​

English: variant of Chapman ‘trader’

The most Chipman families were found in the USA in 1880. In 1840 there were 43 Chipman families living in Massachusetts. This was about 23% of all the recorded Chipman's in the USA. Massachusetts had the highest population of Chipman families in 1840.

Chipman Family Occupations​

In 1940, Farmer and Clerk were the top reported jobs for men and women in the US named Chipman. 19% of Chipman men worked as a Farmer and 10% of Chipman women worked as a Clerk. Some less common occupations for Americans named Chipman were Carpenter and Teacher.

Chipman Life Expectancy​

What is the average Chipman lifespan?​

Between 1947 and 2004, in the United States, Chipman life expectancy was at its lowest point in 1948, and highest in 1961. The average life expectancy for Chipman in 1947 was 45, and 74 in 2004.

Also, MovieBlob is nowhere to be found on the official list of notable Chipman's.

In conclusion, the Chipman's are completely fucking average. The type of people Bob hates. He'll probably die at 45 annnnd he's FAT.
 
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MovieBob to get raped in the ass.
Fuckin EWWW...

He hasn't even read 1984, has he? God, this makes me hot under the collar—this is the guy who thinks he works as a film critic? The guy who can't even understand basic plot points of immeasurably important books?
As an Orwell fan, I'd love to ask him what his favorite part of Down and Out in London was, just to see the look on his face.
 
Who is the "dumbfuck" supposed to be here? Dr. Seuss? The Cat in the Hat? Megyn Kelly?
Well, Megan Kelly IS a dumbfuck, but this is a pot/kettle thing here.

Also, did anyone bother to tell Blobert that Dr. Seuss was a LEFT WINGER? Did Blobby ever see his pre-children's book political cartoons?
 
And the same people were bitching that Joker was a reskin of Taxi Driver.
Those same people would also be wrong. It's only similar to Taxi Driver in that it takes place in a metropolis in the 70's and has a mentally ill main character. But Arthur and Travis share nothing else apart from that. Their characteristics are almost polar opposite. If anyone wanted to make a more accurate comparison, they'd see how much Arthur takes from Rupert Pupkin from The King of Comedy.

Yeah, it’s really silly how critics like Bob apeshit over stuff like a plot heist in a MCU superhero movie. Even though most of this shit has already been done. It’s been done in comic books, cartoons and animated movies.

Like you know how in Infinity War, Thanos wiped out half the universe?

In the old Spider-Man cartoon, an evil of Spider-Man tried to destroy the MULTIVERSE.

These ideas have been already done multiple times and yet, they still as you said, ‘cream themselves’ over it.

I honestly don’t get it.
It's not that these ideas can't be genuinely creative, they're just smashed into the standard MCU structure that almost always follows the same beats. Someone else could do a superhero heist movie and make it interesting, but Bob probably wouldn't like it because it would verge on being gritty and he doesn't like any grit in the superhero genre.
 
It's not fair. So many people died from Covid due to being fat or having risk factors but Bob didn't, despite having the beetus, being hyper-obese and constantly about to have a stroke from being smug-mad 24/7.

Like - I know that lumpy nigga gums beer bottles like dicks and consume fast food on the daily without washing his hands, but the fact he didn't get put into an iron lung is the saddest part of this disease. Honestly, this year's 9/11 is knowing some poor Mexican has not coughed on Boba nuggets yet.
 
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