Interesting! According to their own chart, the XXL is indeed a 22-24 equivalent. We all know women's clothing runs completely bonkers from one company to the next. But this chart says that the too small 3X Tess wears is actually a size 30. Which means if she sized up one - which still wouldn't fit properly - she would be at Flabletics max size of a womens 32.
Lol, Tess used to be billed as a UK 26 by her agency and had an absolute fit if you did not take her seriously about it.
God does indeed work in mysterious ways. I remember reading about it in the Bible:
Ah yes, how I fondly remember my slumber parties as a schoolgirl, giggling girlishly at some youthful japes, eating sweets and whispering in the dark to my chums, about all of my deepest opinions on longevity in social media.
Tess doesn’t know that because she was never invited. We talk shit about her on the internet now and we all would have talked shit about her at our slumber parties back in the day because she would NOT be invited.
If this continues with every episode, how fast you guys think they’ll drop her?
Her rage at no non-feeder cis man wanting to date her is palpable. She’s so stroppy that men aren’t lining up to fuck her now that Nick’s out of the picture.
I don’t think Tess’ ego will allow another episode. Look at this: proof that Tess is just a Literally Who, and that the few people watching her career are primarily in it for the hate-follow.
Looks like the countdown timer has started for Tess declaring that she had to ship her children off to live with granny, because something something better school system, something something her celebrity life too chaotic for their developing minds and need for structure.
Wonder how much she hates seeing herself in video format. No hardworking filters, fat girl angles, sitting, boobs laying on gunt, legs spread, all that.
