Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%
  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
WutangLee said:
He's almost 30 isn't he? Seems to be stunted at 15. I'd be surprised if he wasn't a brony at one point
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Helmut A Ebne said:
Caught him streaming cooking with his brother who I am not sure if we've seen before but he looks even more autistic than chibi. I don't know how to make twitch clips but I grabbed some screenshots.
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Chibi shockingly seemed like the more normal one in this situation.
Edit: I take that back, while his brother seems more physically retarded, he appears less socially retarded and even has a girlfriend.
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Besides the pizza face and left pic ducklips he doesn't look too weird imo.
And then I saw the video. Yeah, something's up with him.
 
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So, let me get this straight: He is bisexual (probably because no woman gives him attention), is on TikTok, is on Twitter, has autism, likes pony shit, likes Sonic, probably a democrat, a furry, over 31 still living with mom, no job, no education, a history of being a fuckup and has no plans for the future.

I'll bet he is trooning this year or he goes to jail for doing pedo stuff.
 
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Just Dont said:
So, let me get this straight: He is bisexual (probably because no woman gives him attention), is on TikTok, is on Twitter, has autism, likes pony shit, likes Sonic, probably a democrat, a furry, over 31 still living with mom, no job, no education, a history of being a fuckup and has no plans for the future.
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While I agree he is likely to troon out in the near future, he at least does have a job, is (allegedly) getting an education, and no longer lives with his mom (as of a few weeks ago).
 
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AlmightyMagichan said:
You know if Chibi had made some kind of comeback to Caveman, his whole life would be a 180. Something like...
"I'd prefer if you'd grow a better mustache"
"I'd prefer if you'd speedrun a better game"

He would have been a hero instead of a zero.
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Chibi was acting like an annoying faggot for the entirety of that event. If he would've managed to say something in the end, it wouldn't change much. It's like when people say "well, if Alex Mahan wasn't making YanSim, he wouldn't be a cow", when in reality he'd been known as easily triggered thin skinned faggot, who spammed 4chan with his shit and cried on Gaia forums years before YS was even mentioned for the first time.
Chibi hasn't become a cow, because Caveman told him to shut up, Caveman told him to shut up, because Chibi was a cow.
 
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AlmightyMagichan said:
You know if Chibi had made some kind of comeback to Caveman, his whole life would be a 180. Something like...
"I'd prefer if you'd grow a better mustache"
"I'd prefer if you'd speedrun a better game"

He would have been a hero instead of a zero.
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Chibi was already a cow long before that anyway. That video about his dark energy moon collar and people laughing at him was from like 2009. GDQ was just what cemented it and made him known as a perpetual adult sperg instead of a kid doing retarded kid shit.
 
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AlmightyMagichan said:
You know if Chibi had made some kind of comeback to Caveman, his whole life would be a 180. Something like...
"I'd prefer if you'd grow a better mustache"
"I'd prefer if you'd speedrun a better game"

He would have been a hero instead of a zero.
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Chibi can’t even shave a shitty scraggle beard let alone manage a moustache
 
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AlmightyMagichan said:
You know if Chibi had made some kind of comeback to Caveman, his whole life would be a 180. Something like...
"I'd prefer if you'd grow a better mustache"
"I'd prefer if you'd speedrun a better game"

He would have been a hero instead of a zero.
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If chibi just took cavemans advice and learned to shut the fuck up, he never would have had a thread about him in the first place. Just look how inactive this thread was when he took his stupid self flagellation for calling some faggot a faggot and turned off twitter compared to now. He cant get out of his own way, which is why hes a lolcow
 
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AlmightyMagichan said:
You know if Chibi had made some kind of comeback to Caveman, his whole life would be a 180. Something like...
"I'd prefer if you'd grow a better mustache"
"I'd prefer if you'd speedrun a better game"

He would have been a hero instead of a zero.
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Caveman was the speedrunner, Chibi was the autistic faggot that everyone grew up with who couldn't keep an interesting conversation to save his life. He would've saved himself if he had left the couch.

Even if he didn't have the
"I like that jump"
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The Dark energy moon collar as things
 
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chochedmcgoats said:
its weird, he says "even the guys are ghosting me", like he expects them to be easier to fuck. Is that why hes saying hes bi? C'mon my dude, your just desperate, theres a difference
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lol yeah, desperation is single best repellent against sexual attraction. Even a 40 year-old 2/10 bar fly that reliably fucks anything that's still on its feet at closing time will still turn her nose up at a good looking 21 year-old if he reeks of desperation. And Adam ain't 21 and he sure as hell isn't a top-shelf physical specimen.

Also, people ghost each other all the time (online and offline). Welcome to modern dating.

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Controversial opinion: He should keep the beard
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Nah. He can't grow a good one. The best he can do is a bog-standard soy beard. Not that it's strictly his fault (some males -- I refuse to call him a "man" -- can't grow a good, full beard until they hit their 40's, and some just never get there at all; it's in the genes), but it looks terrible on him (and in general, really) and he needs to shave it and keep it off.
 
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Adam is feeling invigorated and ready to do some good:
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Also Adam:
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Adam goes for an oil change and gets suckered into buying extra shit he didn't want (why he just doesn't get a regular service is beyond me):
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Adam's coworkers tell him he's retarded:
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Adam begins simping for some streamer/e-thot (his desperation is pathetic):
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Adam makes an attempt to be a functioning adult and dresses like a teenager even though he's in his 30s:
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PingLing said:
Adam is feeling invigorated and ready to do some good:
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Also Adam:
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Adam goes for an oil change and gets suckered into buying extra shit he didn't want (why he just doesn't get a regular service is beyond me):
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Adam's coworkers tell him he's retarded:
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Adam begins simping for some streamer/e-thot (his desperation is pathetic):
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Adam makes an attempt to be a functioning adult and dresses like a teenager even though he's in his 30s:
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With every step forward he takes and boasts about on Twitter he trips over himself and falls 3 steps behind.
 
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PingLing said:
Adam makes an attempt to be a functioning adult and dresses like a teenager even though he's in his 30s:
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He's pretty much stuck mentally at age 16, it's only fitting that he dresses like a teenager too.

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His night out on the town consisted of him sitting at a bar, most likely alone. He had four Long Island Iced Teas. Reminds me of another cow... :medallion:
 
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Sonic Sez said:
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'Suggest music for me to vibe to'

What the hell? Is he sat at the bar drinking long island iceteas with headphones in? Is he listening to full songs through the speakers on his phone?
Nothing more social and attractive to women than a greasy blue haired 31 year old sat at a bar with a youtube video of the Kirby's Pinball OST blaring into his headphones
 
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