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Jackie Puppet said:
God I hope we never get a DSP nudes leak. I said this a few pages back but I'm hoping for him to let slip an accidental N-word during a gin stream when he gets murked in CoD or some child out smarts him on Fall Guys.
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When his phone got hacked in the infamous MrStupid1 incident, a short video was posted of Phil rubbing his erect penis through his sweatpants.

That's horrifying enough for me.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
When his phone got hacked in the infamous MrStupid1 incident, a short video was posted of Phil rubbing his erect penis through his sweatpants.

That's horrifying enough for me.
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Damnit!!! Dont even bring that up, cause you know somebody is gonna link the video. I saw that one a while back, and I'm still trying to erase it from my memory. I swear to God if one of you fuckers...
 
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Jasper2K said:
Phil has been ranting about the glory days of street fighter for about an hour arms flailing, massive snorts and t poses. Imagine Getting fourth place at evo one time years ago on a scuffed version of street fighter none of the real pros played and NEVER letting it go. He's really going to be in his 70's going on about his glory days in the PROFESSIONAL competitive fighting game scene. Feelsgoodman it gives him the bounce in his step.
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It's a massive meme at this point. What I find funny is that by his own admission Super Street Fighter II Turbo was never actually "his game", Dave didn't play it on release and was mainly a Marvel Vs Capcom/2 player (which he sucked even more at) who picked it up as a side thing, and what's funny is that he fully admits the ps1 version is fucked but not only that he also admitted to counter picking against at least two major opponents, despite this he claims his failure at the next major tournament to be the result of "rigged" brackets as if someone who sees himself as the "number one us super turbo player" could be the victim/underdog. I think his only other "claim to fame" is him winning Evo East in 2006 shortly before Alex Vaile apparently "raped the shit out of him" at the actual Evo 2006, but it's okay dood little Philip was tired and sweating from waiting all day in the Nevada heat.
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
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Oh boy, can't wait to hear what is sinking the SS Burnell now. Is it the famed chargebacks and taxes or something new I wonder? Hopefully JO and OIC are still solvent because they're going have to really step it up if they want to keep our man out of the poorhouse.
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
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"I should not have shared this very personal information right before I went to sleep! This personal information that lets you know that I need help with money, despite having received over $10,000 last month via all my methods.

REMINDER: I cant sleep because I'm nervous about my bank account!!!!

Hope to see you all on stream tomorrow for some fun and relaxing gameplay!









Disclaimer: there is a month long wwe champions event that starts in a couple of days"


Fixed it for you. Free of charge btw.

Edit: Maybe his haircut broke his piggy bank? Haircuts like that aint cheap, you know!
 
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A while back in the UK a family of gipsies kept retards and druggies as slaves made them work or stole the government benefits
one guy was kept as a slave for 25 years. They enjoyed holidays and a luxury lifestyle
All where jailed

If only they knew about twitch - they could have benefited from a whole world worth of retards completely legally, like our boy DSP.

Today lesson
keeping slaves -bad
Tard fan base - prue proffit
 
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