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WillSonofAragorn opened tonight with a $20 tip. This went through, implying it is smaller than his 'large tip' which is still sitting in limbo. I'm really curious if Phil tries to hide when that tip finally processes after talking about it repeatedly.

Someone also asked why he banned all questions about Champions from Ask the King, and if it was not acceptable to ask about. Phil said there were none, he called the guy an idiot and announced he was banning him. Phil, the goal was to get you to read that and show you'll ban all mention of it, which is exactly what you did.

EDIT: Phil got an unverified tip asking why he doesn't move the mic so his shirt is visible. Phil demanded to know why. I guess looking at a mic is better? Why wear your little gaming shirts and then wonder why people want to see them instead of the mic?
The tipper apparently also capitalized certain words in the message. Phil assumed it was an attempt to get him to say something banable, and mentioned that it might be related to Twitch's new competitor. Phil said that he has heard rumors that if you say the name of the competitor, Twitch might ban you. Phil called this a stupid conspiracy, saying Twitch would not do that, he is allowed to say YouTube without issue, and it's all just bullshit drama and rumors.

The one word Phil would not say in his rant was Glimesh, the name of the competitor. He can act tough, but he is scared of Twitch.
Avoiding the name while you defended Dear Twitch made you look like a real bitch, Phil.
 
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We got some wild retcons about the lemon PCs, but the real gem was that Phil claims the guys who created the KoH forums 'held him over a gun' (?) when they were done with the site and Phil and made Phil pay to take ownership of the site. Phil decided he'd pay them for the site because he is 'a nice guy' and 'a sucker' and then turned it over to some other people to run for him.

The translation here is he expected them to just hand the forums over for free after creating them, and felt he was being a 'nice guy' by following through on an actual business transaction.
I'm not as up on this era of lore, so I don't know how much of a retcon that is, but even his retcon is him trying to spin it so that he didn't look like a freeloading leech.

He is now going on a pity rant about how he keeps having 'faith in humanity' and getting 'how I say... proven wrong'. People keep 'trying to screw him over'. It's happened with mods and coworkers, and they only care about getting ahead themselves. Phil cares about himself, and cares about others.
We are knee deep in delusions tonight, folks.

EDIT: Phil is admitting he is mired in paranoia, but this is justified because people have cheated and hurt him for years.
Someone named "YourTherapist" tipped to say that Phil should book a session.
Phil mocks the comment, asking why he should book a therapist.
Because you're literally using your stream as a therapy session right now, Phil. And you need someone who can coach you to stop this shit, and you have publicly stated you struggle with depression. Why not see a therapist?

Phil also plugs the use of a codeword. Because pop-ups are disabled.
So that's actually why they're still disabled.
And Will tipped another $20. Something about this guy is getting really suspicious.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
WillSonofAragorn opened tonight with a $20 tip. This went through, implying it is smaller than his 'large tip' which is still sitting in limbo. I'm really curious if Phil tries to hide when that tip finally processes after talking about it repeatedly.

Someone also asked why he banned all questions about Champions from Ask the King, and if it was not acceptable to ask about. Phil said there were none, he called the guy an idiot and announced he was banning him. Phil, the goal was to get you to read that and show you'll ban all mention of it, which is exactly what you did.

EDIT: Phil got an unverified tip asking why he doesn't move the mic so his shirt is visible. Phil demanded to know why. I guess looking at a mic is better? Why wear your little gaming shirts and then wonder why people want to see them instead of the mic?
The tipper apparently also capitalized certain words in the message. Phil assumed it was an attempt to get him to say something banable, and mentioned that it might be related to Twitch's new competitor. Phil said that he has heard rumors that if you say the name of the competitor, Twitch might ban you. Phil called this a stupid conspiracy, saying Twitch would not do that, he is allowed to say YouTube without issue, and it's all just bullshit drama and rumors.

The one word Phil would not say in his rant was Glimesh, the name of the competitor. He can act tough, but he is scared of Twitch.
Avoiding the name while you defended Dear Twitch made you look like a real bitch, Phil.
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Ha HA! My source was right! I can confirm that saying Glimesh is a bannable offense on Twitch.

By the way, more info on Glimesh - they got DDOSed within half an hour of launching the alpha but they're working out the kinks and it seems to be Mixer's revenge from beyond the grave as a lot of the people from there are migrating to the new platform.

Phil might be avoiding Glimish because he doesn't want to burn the Twitch bridge.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Someone also asked why he banned all questions about Champions from Ask the King, and if it was not acceptable to ask about. Phil said there were none, he called the guy an idiot and announced he was banning him. Phil, the goal was to get you to read that and show you'll ban all mention of it, which is exactly what you did.
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"Hey Phil can we talk about Champions without getting banned"
"You're fucking dumb! Banned!"
Are we sure Phil is a real human who actually lives on planet Earth
 
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Surly Muppet said:
We got some wild retcons about the lemon PCs, but the real gem was that Phil claims the guys who created the KoH forums 'held him over a gun' when they were done with the site and Phil and made Phil pay to take ownership of the site. Phil decided he'd pay them for the site because he is 'a nice guy' and 'a sucker' and then turned it over to some other people to run for him.

The translation here is he expected them to just hand the forums over for free after creating them, and felt he was being a 'nice guy' by following through on an actual business transaction.
I'm not as up on this era of lore, so I don't know how much of a retcon that is, but even his retcon is him trying to spin it so that he didn't look like a freeloading leech.

He is now going on a pity rant about how he keeps having 'faith in humanity' and getting 'how I say... proven wrong'. People keep 'trying to screw him over'. It's happened with mods and coworkers, and they only care about getting ahead themselves. Phil cares about himself, and cares about others.
We are knee deep in delusions tonight, folks.
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To think that this whole rant started from him completely misunderstanding, as per usual, a quote. This time Phil's lack of comprehension is brought to you by "If you think everyone around you is an asshole, you're probably the asshole."

This rant regarding him being a nice guy is such a pure separation from reality that Phil has, somewhere in the multiverse, breathed life into a Lovecraftian eldritch horror presently terrorizing an unsuspecting populace.

The simple fact that this man thinks that he's such a nice guy that people just walk all over him time and time again flies in the face of everything he's told us about himself in the past. He's the one that's supposed to be street smart. He's the one that's supposed to be good at reading people. He's the one that's supposed to be "good at lying" *soy filled Joker laugh*.

I would really love to see a gladiatorial fight to the death between Phil and Onision, with the winner retaining the right to be the least self-aware person alive.
 
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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
Come to think of it, has Phil ever done the "This might be it man, if I don't get more support soon I'll have to retire this game..." speech for Yakuza 7?
Not even low tips can save his audience from this hell. Phil will always choose personal comfort over the entertainment of his viewers. This is why his supporters are all so spineless
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Philbert will never give a JRPG like that up. It's too "chill dood." Its zero effort, annoys his audience, and doesn't get him stressed out to the point where he can't fully enjoy his after shtreem aggressive leg scratching.
 
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Phil is saying that he sees LTG as a paragon of what a man should be and he emulates him because he is an adonis.
Phil says he is the one that tips him $30 every day so he'll turn his webcam on so he can see him. This is all a hilarious joke.

By the way, thanks to SilentBob who did his daily $30 tip on the early stream so that Phil wouldn't cry about low tips, and so he could put on a stupid vest.
Oh, sorry, I guess it's not a joke when it's about Phil's cucks and Phil's gimmicks...

EDIT: Phil commenting on how Toys'R Us went completely out of business years ago, and they probably couldn't have survived the pandemic anyway.
Meanwhile, his number one fan Derich works at one. Yeah it's in Canada, but come on. If I have to know that Derich is proud of women doing anal porn, then Phil can at least remember that he works at a Toys'R Us.
 
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Phil has been ranting about the glory days of street fighter for about an hour arms flailing, massive snorts and t poses. Imagine Getting fourth place at evo one time years ago on a scuffed version of street fighter none of the real pros played and NEVER letting it go. He's really going to be in his 70's going on about his glory days in the PROFESSIONAL competitive fighting game scene. Feelsgoodman it gives him the bounce in his step.
 
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He said they had gotten the cat some time around the previous Christmas, so he had had Jasper for something like 6-8 months when the scam was completed.
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I can agree, if I bother my cat too much, she shits right in front of her litterbox. So Phil must not be taking care of her lol.
 
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Haven't been watching the stream, but have been skimming through the khantributions, and I see Wilson Of Fag has tipped $64 of the $100 lol. And it's really only $90, unless someone can correct me. He added the same $10 tip twice. Fucking idiot

Edit: Has wilson been confirmed to be OIC? Phil mushmouthes his name so much, its hard to find on PPG, but first result I can find is 6/2020. Lines up pretty well with oic, as well as the name and capitalization. Tipping a large amount (overall), and asking extremely dumb questions, he's also very eager to get into the code word non sense, as phil specifically said "I see wour message Wilson, and we'll start doing that from now on". Funny how he trusts this guy so much..
 
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completely_wasted said:
probably an arrest saga or nudes leak saga, I cant think of anything else that could come close to "the incident"
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He won’t be arrested. He’s an idiot, but he’s just smart enough and “adult” enough to not fuck up bad enough to be handcuffed. The man has survived more financial disasters than 1920’s stock brokers, he somehow manages to survive whatever comes at him. Short of death, I don’t know what will take him down Lmao, I just want him to do something really dumb and funny.
 
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Phil has been ranting about the glory days of street fighter for about an hour arms flailing, massive snorts and t poses. Imagine Getting fourth place at evo one time years ago on a scuffed version of street fighter none of the real pros played and NEVER letting it go. He's really going to be in his 70's going on about his glory days in the PROFESSIONAL competitive fighting game scene. Feelsgoodman it gives him the bounce in his step.
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Did he mention SF4 once? The game that revived the genre and was genuinely a good ass game?

fuck Phil even SF5 is pretty solid today, the champion edition comes with a lot of characters and they just patched in an amazing new defensive mechanic

he’s such a miserable fighting game boomer man
 
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