Official Killstream TL;DW
• Five... ten... fifteen... nearly 20 minutes late!
• Opening to Skynard... At least it isn’t the standard Bojack opening
• Opening to a whopping 308 viewers, his hairline creeping further away from his face with each passing day
• We’ve got Ramza Paul and Culture War Criminal. Ramza almost looks in better shape than the gunt; or you’d guess they were the same age; the babyfaced Culture war kid seems so out of place.
• They panel goes into talk about the confederate flag, and how gunty totally knew a bunch of black people with a bunch of rebel flags.
• They go onto shill for the south in the civil war, even Bibble.
• Ralph cuts the conversation off to read some little jogger pennies
• Keep saying Chinaman guys, you’re coming off so progressive and cool! Gunt and Ramza have both said the word like 4 times.
• Gunt is sweating bullets and kvetching about the ADL helping the police get GypsyCrucader.
• Ramza says guns can be heaty in the right-wing sphere, and makes the “boating accident” joke. Ralph says by bringing up charges from so long ago is dumb and could turn Gypsy into a martyr of sorts
• Culture War doesn’t have the usual background, and he did leave the stream in a hurry last night... Hmm, might he be in hiding?
• Ralph brings up some Norm Kent article because he’s Gypsy’s lawyer.
• Culture war’s got like ceramic dolls and shit in the background, and everything looks antique. Is he hiding at his grandma’s? CWC moving his phone makes horrible sounds that gunt berates him for.
• More freeze peach stuff from Ramza. Ramza hints at that the ADL is the biggest threat to free speech in the US.
• Ralph steals my Israel respecting joke. More ADL kvetching from Ramza.
• Gunt corrects Ramza on his Yiddish... curious.
• Ralph shills for Pa*estine, a bunch of a bunch of dangerous death-cultists hell-bent on wiping God’s chosen people off the face of the earth.
• Gator’s back, with a take as warm as a 12 hour old coffee.
• Ralph kvetches against the wingnats.
• Ramza says he deals with normies all the time. Is he on /pol/ or /r9k/ ? I’d wager both.
• Ralph gets Culture war to speed it up so he can get to the super chats.
• Ralph plays a CNN clip about Qanon
• Anderson Cooper gets a mentally ill man to fedpost live on air, literally baiting him and feeding him lines.
• Ramza admits he’s on 4chan sometimes. An oldfag indeed.
• Oldfag goes on to say that Coke’s “be less white” is a slippery slope to communist joggers ethnically cleansing whites
• Ralph’s chat is fedposting hard
• Ramza says that every white male should say that they are trans, but do nothing else. Still fuck your woman, say you’re a lesbian because they can’t fuck with you because you’re a troon.
• Bibble gets offended that Ramza suggests people pretend to be trans.
• Gator said he’d rather go to gitmo than pretend to be trans.
• Ramza said some of the most based people he’s known have been mexican.
• Nearly to the top of 11 pm, he’s got 564 viewers. Gunt and crew talk about the thot debating Blair white a little.
• Ramza thinks our focus on China is a scapegoat to ignore the dangerous leftists in America.
• Gunt and crew go onto say Biden has clearly “lost step” even in clips from 4 years ago. Gunt goes on to say he’s been agitated which is a sign you’re starting to go.
• Ramza paul throws his headset off and leaves in a hurry as they continue the clip. He’s back in a couple minutes though with a beer though.
• Gunt says he wants a statue of the black guy who sat on the steps on his desk.
• Gator comes in with a famous piss-warm take.
• Ramza gives a shoutout to domestic terrorist Baked Alaska.
• By 11:15 pm he’s made a grand total of $2
• Gator comes in with the Riker soundboard.
• Ralph plays a vaush clip. Gator chimes in that he’s in it like a giddy five year old.
• CWC calls in from his uber driver’s phone. He wasn’t at home I guess. He’ll be back online when he’s “home”.
• Butters calls in and wishes the group a happy confederate flag day. Butters has autistic questions for Ramza.
• Butters has a take on Vaush, and how he’s ripping off vaush. Butters has a slip up. “You know how he’s pretending to be...” He goes on to mention the CPAC nazi symbol stage.
• Ramza goes off about CHAZ and other boomer fears.
• Butters teaches Ralph how to say Chauvin. Ralph goes on to pull up a Cuomo article and says he’ll find some way to give live coverage of the George Floyd trial.
• Gator’s piss warm take is they’re going for a third degree murder charge for ulterior motives... whatever the fuck that means.
• Butters shills the pateron show that he does with Ralph. Ralph says he’s a genius and should have his own show.
• Some small-time youtuber calls in Fhuzou or something calls in. He asks about an email and Ralph shuts him down. Ralph says he has some leads... did he check the thread? Ralph says he’s found something about a discord tranny loving nazi... Confirming he’s read the thread.
• More superchats... He’s still yet to get to the Cuomo article. Ralph is cucking to the lemon elixer emperor. He brags that Pateron only takes 8% because he’s an OG and they love the killstream.
• He shills his hats... Trying to be daddy gym
• 1step2far calls. Talks about some south park clip.
• Another caller calls in muted but pulls it through. He sounds like discount Vee.
• Ralph gives Ramza the boot. Ralph and him reminisce about Lumpkinville
• Gunt wants to get some bloodsports set up. He admits he hasn’t even thought of match ups yet.
• Gunt and Gator go on to talk about Megan Markel and Prince Harry...
• Gunt claims he’s got 1000 on every platform with only 532 on Chomo... He shouts out to the podcast gang-gang.
• Gator gives us his best Jimbo impression. Gunt says he’ll have a test stream on odysee on the 13th of March.
• More super chats!
• Nearly an hour after presenting the original piece, they start playing the related video. The 26 year old thot cries about how she was groomed last month.
• Ralph chimes in that Cuomo signing the bill that made it easier to get men on sexual harassment charges a real bonehead move and laughs like a covid-addled dolphin-pig.
• Ralph bitches about how long of a pause she took on a pre recorded interview. They could have added in the pause numbnuts.
• Gator quotes the incel Joker movie in Cuomo’s defence. CWC says he reaps what he sows.
• Ralph pulls up the Obama article where he rips on Pete Buttigieg
• Culture war says he’s met Obama and says he’s got Chad energy. He did say Michelle Obama had a stronger hand shake though.
• Ralph goes onto another Qanon article. Rent free.
• Upon pulling up a youtube clip, Gunt lets us know he pays for youtube premium.
• Gunt brags that he was “right there” when Fuentes told Qshaman to go away because he smelled. He also yelled at another bitch to fuck off.
• Gator brings up how he blew out the Oathkeepers, and Ralph yells about how he’s happy they’re in jail.
• Gunt says he’d smash Kristen Cinema without a question. He goes on to play a clip about her turning down the minimum wage hike.
• Ralph talks about some article about migrants in “Biden Please Let Us In” shirts and CWC makes a joke about it being a mossad op.
• Onto an article about a trump era thing about tying all crypto to a real bank account / identity, claiming it could crash the market. Go on, pretend you know what you’re talking about.
• Gator says he does magic to the videos to upload them to bitchute and guntlegram. AV engineer gator...
• They go over their D&D party. Gator a ranger, CWC a paladin and Ralph a bard...
• Culture war shills his shit, Gator goes on to sperg about Aiden paladin and how the skeptic she turned down and his cronies are trying to ruin her life.
• Ralph pulls up some article about Ivanka trump and Kushner golfing with Trump... Gator hits the soundboard.
• Hopefully the last piece... Ralph shut down the harry potter dev story to talk about some gangrape article. Culture war criminal makes a joke about the migrants being willing to do the work the locals won’t.
• Ralph disavows the thot-patrolling.
• Gator makes a joke about her being a canary in the coal mine. CWC gives him a sarcastic ball-fondling.
• Ralph brings up the fact that they turned Lola bunny into a “sweaty lesbo” Ralph says “I’m not a furry”... CWC admits Kiwi farms will have fun with that.
• Ralph justifys wanting to fuck Lola bunny.
• Culture war criminal says catgirls are better. This is all suspect as fuck.
• Ralph hints at a “big project”. Calling it now. Some peertube on a server he got on craigslist he lets gator remote into.
• Gator shills his shit nobody watches. CWC and Gator are all Christ is kang... Ralph says he hasn’t eaten and starts wrapping up...
• Cut to the technicolor splash screen and that abortion of an outro song. The end.
i fucking love picturing christine weston chandler as a kill report cohost. the true dimensional merge
