Official Killstream TL;DW Recap
⢠Not keeping the streak going, Ralph is late for the evening show. Fifteen minutes late... Did you wait until 9:30 to set your new computer up or something Ethan?
⢠Gunt announces we have Culture war Criminal along with Warski. No mention of Gator though. He does however have 15+ minutes of intro songs
⢠Canāt even scrape together 350 viewers for the start of the stream, but who knows? Maybe heās waiting to fire up the viewbots, or the viewers know the show doesnāt actually start until 10?
⢠Ralph finally comes on camera looking greasier than ever. His whole face has a shean to it.
⢠Culture war criminal and Larry are there. Culture war is absolutly seething about his āless than honorableā discharge. Ralph tries to raise spirits talking about joggerball
⢠Ralph admits he has no cable tv, and uses an antenna paired with streaming services.
⢠Ralph brings up the looming George Groid trial... Larry goes on to say that this guy wonāt get a fair trial. Way to state the obvious. Larry could be a good replacment Gator. Culture war seems to think if heās found guilty there will be big backlash from the right.
⢠I guess this will be Minnesotaās first show trial.
⢠Ralph brings up the Dr Seuss again, and rants about how heās being cancelled, and all the companies banning him are dumb
⢠Ralph says Chinaman while talking about the Seuss drawings that caught him flack
⢠Culture War criminal gives us another killstream muckbang, leftover tendies and a five guys burger.
⢠Ralph asks what Zoey Quin is doing. Larry doesnāt know who she is... Culture war says Larry needs to learn the deep lore
⢠Ralph brings up an Ebay listing for one of the banned Seuss books that was removed for violating their standards for hateful content
⢠Gunt goes on play part of a Biden clip before the panel spergs out about the demonrats.
⢠Superdoots! Larry fucks off to rock a piss. I donāt blame him.
⢠Ralph brings up one of his tweets where he threw a zinger at the Lincon project. Larry was muted much to his surprise, and gets mad about it, thinking Ralph was ignoring him.
⢠They go back to taking about how much of a dirty commie Seuss was. Culture warās sperging is the loudest.
⢠Gunt goes on to talk about wrastlinā...
⢠Ralphās video fucks up for a second but it comes right back. He has a video about Q Shaman...
⢠Q Shaman goes on to say he was a good boy who dindu nuffin! He was trying to stop vandalism and theft in that sacred space!
⢠Culture war says he has to leave in a hurry. What is going on there? Maybe heās getting scooped?
⢠Gunt goes on to play part of a Paris Hilton on Opie and Anthony, but pauses to play the rest with Warski. He pivots to an article about joggerball
⢠At 11 PM heās not managed to break past 600 views...
⢠Tardski staggers in. He admits he fucked up and used the wrong browser. He comes out stuttering harder than my old Firefly.
⢠By 11:10 pm, heās made a whopping two dollars on chomo
⢠They bring up the vasectomy reddit shitpost... at least I hope its a shitpost. (Itās a joke, right?)
⢠Ralph goes on to play a clip of Destiny and Fuentes from 2019; then into some article with a literal trigger warning.
⢠Guntās next piece is the Mark Gudgel campaign stuff.
⢠Ralph brings up a destiny clip. The first words we hear is āPull your dick out!ā
⢠Ralph reiterates destiny is apparently okay with ārednecks shooting protesters to get things under control.ā
⢠Ralph threatenes to sue Destiny for slounder, while sperging about him and Andy calls him a āscheeming fucking weasalā
⢠Ralph and Andy have been simultaneously coping, seething and dilating about Destiny calling Ralph an Nazi.
⢠Ralph shills his best place to paypig him
⢠Warski plugs his shit and said his stuff had been going āswimmingly.ā
⢠Gunt says he might take off ealy. His mom has been moving more and more. Salty Sandra might pull through after all.
⢠Gunt says heās got Vince James on tomorrow tomorrow.
⢠Lorne Witski is debating Blair white... possibly on the killstream? Iām not sure, Iām not really listening.
⢠They go on to play some clip about some 25 year old getting āGroomedā by Cuomo. Calling him a textual abuser.
⢠Ralph goes on to bitch about how shitty #MeToo stuff was.
⢠Ralph goes back to reading superchats then spergs about Destiny calling him a Nazi again. Andy gets mad that Destiny fucked up the name of the stream.
⢠Warski plugs his shit before they end early. Heās working on a āmassive, massiveā video... another cheese pizza stream?
⢠Ralph begs chat to buy his shirts and hats, and to support his corprate welfare platforms.
⢠Itās over! Cue the shitty outro.