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Jesus, that must be at least 4000 calories worth of dessert. And wow that dainty wrist....
that cake does look really good though.
Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
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that cake does look really good though.
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Maybe her "friends" are trying to get her to die faster.
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Okay this kinda fucked with me a little bit and maybe autistic af so gimme them puzzle pieces. When everyone says she's absolutely not a size 22 anymore, i agree because I'm thinking uk sizes. If she's a us 22+ then she's a size 32+ here(?), which would make sense because she's fucking huge. I can only think of 1 high street fatty specialist clothing shop here and afaik they go up to a uk size 32. The fact that majority if not all of them that have a thread here have outgrown that is astonishing.
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That’s feederism in a nutshell.
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Yet directly advertising a donut shop to fats hurts the business's reputation so it's likely they used algorithms on social media platforms like Facebook instead to sneakily attract these fat activists moodels.
Nothing more lovely than diabetes and the eventual day her foot rots off from it.
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US 22
Tess is American and speaks in American sizing.
She was promoted as a US 22 model, not a UK 22. Us Americans don’t know the Queen’s sizing.
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Her former agency was in London, so they advertised her as a size 22 US / 26 UK when she debuted, and 220 pounds.
Which was a ridiculous lie even back then, because she was clearly a US 26 / UK 32 back then on a non-bloated day. She was unable to fit into anything on set early on for an H&M commercial because they simply do not make those sizes; other clients were able to accommodate the lie and waste time pulling new outfits in larger sizes on the day of the shoot (like Torrid, who was able to grab a bunch of size 28 clothes for her) - or they simply slashed items down the back and hid the damage with poses (Monif C). The bridge with each client was burned on her first day with them, and further ground into dust when she loudly insisted in public that everything she wore was a size 2x-3x (22 to 24), so future clients would end up believing that their clothing ran huge.
But now she's reached the outer limits of fast fashion plus sized clothing. She is a US 30-32 | 5XL | UK 34-36. After this, her options will become limited to online retailers who sell giant sweatpants and mumuus.
And she will eat more cakes to bury her sorrow.
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I'd imagine mumuus from "woke" corporations with QR sales codes on them as desperate ways to attract more customers. Basically such clothing would turn these fatties into moving billboards.
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Ngl, checking in on that ratio is funny af.
Prediction: Tess will undoubtedly ree that the haydurs and trolls did a coordinated attack bc oppression blah blah blah. The agency isn't going to give a shit though because numbers are numbers, and even if your show was truly controversial (and not just shitty), it would still simply pull better numbers.
She will then stupidly, openly talk trash on them when they drop her and claim a lack of support/promotion, burning yet another bridge and tanking yet another project.
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38/56 lol wow
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Prediction: Tess will undoubtedly ree that the haydurs and trolls did a coordinated attack bc oppression blah blah blah. The agency isn't going to give a shit though because numbers are numbers, and even if your show was truly controversial (and not just shitty), it would still simply pull better numbers.
She will then stupidly, openly talk trash on them when they drop her and claim a lack of support/promotion, burning yet another bridge and tanking yet another project.
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38/56 lol wow
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That podcast is gonna get dropped faster than her ass on a cake.
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She's exactly like a watermelon, big and round
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Oh well.
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I'd wager these "gifts from friends" were sent by various feeder johns, and Tess is tagging these to pass it off as #spon
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When the moment of clarity hits you
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She looks like she's melting ...
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"slumber party with tents" hits the closest, looking at her enormous fucking size.
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I agree that I don't believe Olly is a pedo but what is true is that Bowie is a victim of abuse. Emotional abuse and neglect counts when it comes to safeguarding children in the UK. Here is a snippet from national guidance for practioners.
I highly suspect Bowie would tick these. ( the superman outfit which tess accused him of neve taking off for instance. Toilet training, calling him her toddler, repeated disdain for her children and the problems as a mawm)
Bowie as well is no doubt exposed to things that are not age or children appropriate. Naivety and immaturity doesn't mean that this 4 Yr old isn't confused by what normal people do. For example. He may think it is normal to do adult things because it makes people laugh. (I am thinking about him calling his mum a bitch for instance and tess advertising it on instagram) And when he finds out it isn't and gets feelings of shame and hurt - we'll thats never a good start.
Tess also is absolutely the sort of person who would be enthralled and in love with a child abuser. They are successful for a reason. They know how to manipulate and bend realoty to those around them. They need access and someone like Tess who I cam imagine would never believe her child and take her partners side is perfect for them.
However. Is any of this at a level where a practioner would seek additional action. No, because sadly we live in a world with sick and ill people. Many of whom are parents.
Back to Tess. More of the podcast please. I like my lulz. And the kiwis pointing out that tess would never be invited to a slumber party are correct. She was and remains the bully in school and in life.
I highly suspect Bowie would tick these. ( the superman outfit which tess accused him of neve taking off for instance. Toilet training, calling him her toddler, repeated disdain for her children and the problems as a mawm)
Bowie as well is no doubt exposed to things that are not age or children appropriate. Naivety and immaturity doesn't mean that this 4 Yr old isn't confused by what normal people do. For example. He may think it is normal to do adult things because it makes people laugh. (I am thinking about him calling his mum a bitch for instance and tess advertising it on instagram) And when he finds out it isn't and gets feelings of shame and hurt - we'll thats never a good start.
Tess also is absolutely the sort of person who would be enthralled and in love with a child abuser. They are successful for a reason. They know how to manipulate and bend realoty to those around them. They need access and someone like Tess who I cam imagine would never believe her child and take her partners side is perfect for them.
However. Is any of this at a level where a practioner would seek additional action. No, because sadly we live in a world with sick and ill people. Many of whom are parents.
Back to Tess. More of the podcast please. I like my lulz. And the kiwis pointing out that tess would never be invited to a slumber party are correct. She was and remains the bully in school and in life.
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yeah, honestly I think she’s closer to a US women’s size 34. She’s easily in the 370lb range right now, if not heavier.
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Not gonna lie, that cake looks delicious AF, and looks like it was made with real ingredients, not slapped together with pillsbury frosting and cheap white sugar. Thing is, people like Tess will never be able to appreciate a cake like that. All she is used to is cheap mass produced cakes and candies and snack. Foods with tons of additives that keep you addicted. She wouldnt know or appreciate a well made cake with good ingredients if it bit her in the ass.
Not gonna lie, that cake looks delicious AF, and looks like it was made with real ingredients, not slapped together with pillsbury frosting and cheap white sugar. Thing is, people like Tess will never be able to appreciate a cake like that. All she is used to is cheap mass produced cakes and candies and snack. Foods with tons of additives that keep you addicted. She wouldnt know or appreciate a well made cake with good ingredients if it bit her in the ass.
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Her hair does some job giving her pictures some balance and distracting people from her comical size but here it just looks sad emphasizing her back's curve.
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Tess thinks that when she says that; "she hates being a mom," it comes across as funny and relatable. It just makes Tess sound like a sociopath. Tess has two beautiful healthy sons. Tess should be grateful for that. 