Space Jam A New Legacy - From Black Panther to Bugs Bunny

[Jonah Hill poster]

Why would anyone need a Space Jam made for Generation Z when they can just watch the anime/movie for Kuroko no Basuke?

And there’s a reason why I chose this and not Slam Dunk. Today’s Americans could never do justice to that great show.

 

[Life is Hell...]

It's worse than we thought....

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[Ponchik]

It's worse than we thought....
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i briefly thought this shitty sequel was going to turn a bunch of gen alpha kids into furfags until i realized lola isn't a bimbo anymore and most of these kids have been groomed into being lgbtqiabbq+ at the age of four anyways. what purpose does this film even serve

 

[Hummingbird]

It's worse than we thought....
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It's a shame we're not getting the fun, ditsy-yet-competent Lola from the Looney Tunes Show.

 

[Jar-Jar Fanboy]

Only things I can make out from the new images are that 1) Lebron is pretty fucking ugly, and I think it's mostly his beard, and 2) it looks like this movie features cameos appearances from the Abominable Snowman, from that old claymation Rudolph, the Penguin, from the Adam West version of Batman, and maybe a Minion. And the plot is about Lebron's son getting kidnapped in a scheme to steal his Instagram followers? I'm honestly more excited about the prospect that the Red Letter Media boys shit all over this, than for the actual movie. It's like Ready Player One, but even worse somehow

 

[Life is Hell...]

Only things I can make out from the new images are that 1) Lebron is pretty fucking ugly, and I think it's mostly his beard, and 2) it looks like this movie features cameos appearances from the Abominable Snowman, from that old claymation Rudolph, the Penguin, from the Adam West version of Batman, and maybe a Minion. And the plot is about Lebron's son getting kidnapped in a scheme to steal his Instagram followers? I'm honestly more excited about the prospect that the Red Letter Media boys shit all over this, than for the actual movie. It's like Ready Player One, but even worse somehow

I think i saw Big Bird in there too, which could mean various characters from properties Warner Media owns could possibly appear in this, but if the entire movie turns out to be one big Middle Finger way for Warner to shill out HBO Max, I'm gonna shoot myself in the fucking face....

 

[Quijibo69]

It's like Ready Player One, but even worse somehow

'member when the Flintstones meet the Jetsons and Snagglepuss being gay? I member!

 

[Kari Kamiya]

It's worse than we thought....
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Removing her boobs is strong, you guys.

Removing characters' boobs in (rebooted) children's entertainment is empowering.

 

[James Roancrest]

Well, they're going to lose the furries with this one. Good job Hollywood, you played yourselves.

 

[José Mourinho]

It isn't surprising to see Lola to have her personality in Space Jam to not be in this current year sequel since it would definitely not hold up, but to have her to be just a strong woman who needs no man is just not making it any better. As I said before:

If you're gonna turn a sexualized female furry with no personality into a strong "typical high-level athlete" female furry with no personality then it's still shit.

Who am I kidding this is a sequel to a movie that is just a large commercial tbh

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

It's worse than we thought....
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It isn't surprising to see Lola to have her personality in Space Jam to not be in this current year sequel since it would definitely not hold up, but to have her to be just a strong woman who needs no man is just not making it any better. As I said before:



Who am I kidding this is a sequel to a movie that is just a large commercial tbh

Well, they're going to lose the furries with this one. Good job Hollywood, you played yourselves.

Bugs could always pair up with Penelope Cat?

 

[James Roancrest]

Bugs could always pair up with Penelope Cat?

They'll just do the same thing to her.

 

[off meds / online]

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they saw the lola room and vowed to stop it from happening again

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Removing her boobs is strong, you guys.

Removing characters' boobs in (rebooted) children's entertainment is empowering.

Large breasts are disgusting and being attracted to them makes you a potential serial killer!- the left

 

[JohnDoe]

It isn't surprising to see Lola to have her personality in Space Jam to not be in this current year sequel since it would definitely not hold up, but to have her to be just a strong woman who needs no man is just not making it any better. As I said before:

It's feels so pointless and perverse, in the original she already is 'strong and capable'. In her very first scene the Toons think she's just a pretty face, and she totally schools them, showcasing amazing skill and spine. She was shown to have high level athletic skill and feminine virtues like beauty, empathy, and compassion. She complimented her teamates
and their masculine virtues, which allowed them to defeat the Mon-stars.

Changing her in an attempt to make a 'strong and capable' character is doomed to fail because she already was. All they can do, and seem to have done, is strip her of the things that made her great. In place of a woman beautiful in appearance and character, they seem determined to present something hideous inside and out.

These people are diseased in the mind, evilly bent to invert all virtues into vice to match their depraved and pestilent inner self.

Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!

 

[RumblyTumbly]

I mean the overly sexualized Lola in the original was always weird to me, but the only ones who are going to react to her being unsexualized are going to be the furries that whack off to this shit anyway.

The Looney Tunes show version of Lola was non-sexualized and hilarious. Just saying.

 

[off meds / online]

These people are diseased in the mind, evilly bent to invert all virtues into vice to match their depraved and pestilent inner self.

it's a kids' movie, not a battle for the soul of our species. lol calm down.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

https://twitter.com/peachsaliva/status/1367595777854472200?s=21

 

[Belvedere]

It's worse than we thought....
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Movie done in current year drinks the woke-iad and turns an unambiguously feminine character into a androgynous one, We get it, women cannot be women anymore, any biological sign of female sexual dimorphism in modern media is Haram. Imaginemyshockdoyjaypeg and all that, lest a Twitter feminist or Looney Troon find cartoon bunny tits triggering.

What purpose does this film even serve

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

More than anything, it’s her face and head that are bugging me the most. Her head looks way too big, and that expression makes me think I’ll hate her personality.