James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

[Poxy Fuckwit]

I thought his music stuff will be on a separate channel? Either way, this is pretty embarassing.

Oh yeah Rex Viper band has its Twitter account:

https://twitter.com/Mr_Rigs_Winner

https://archive.md/19a5F

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Rex Viper is starting to make me appreciate my dad's short-lived high school band "The Plastic Mall Plants" more. Because at least they made their own songs. albeit they were horrible. I personally think that most cover bands in general are just cheesy and through James' perspective, it's honestly embarrassing he's doing this, especially considering he wasn't really a music fan to begin with. Either this will turn out to be another Nostalgia Critic's "The Wall" or it will just be mediocre 40 somethings singing Huey Lewis covers. It can really end in both ways tho.

 

[Exbein]

They made a song a couple months ago. Tell me, if you think it might be a "Demo Reel" scenario from it? Off topic: did anyone watch the whole Demo Reel series, or did everyone stop at the infamous pilot?

Nah, what I got from it is, welp, my movie failed, Joe Bob Briggs laughed at me, I guess I'm a musician now

 

[White Devil]

Nah, what I got from it is, welp, my movie failed, Joe Bob Briggs laughed at me, I guess I'm a musician now

When did Joe Bob laugh at him? Was it like derisive laughter?

 

[BrunoMattei]

I don't recall Joe Bob laughing at him and I've seen the videos with Joe Bob several times.

(Joe Bob superfan)

 

[Exbein]

When did Joe Bob laugh at him? Was it like derisive laughter?

I don't recall Joe Bob laughing at him and I've seen the videos with Joe Bob several times.

(Joe Bob superfan)

Not exactly laughed at him, but during the interview with Joe Bob, when Joe Bob says something about making movies, exactly at the LA is dead, it zoomed in on James face, and you can see that James heart broke, it has a face like "But I went and shoot my movie in LA"

Specially, Joe Bob made a special message to moviemakers.

I think after that Joe Bob interview, James gave up on effort in making AVGN. Because back before the Joe Bob interview, his Screenwave AVGN episodes, while not stellar or like the past ones are still ok, and have some effort in them.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Not exactly laughed at him, but during the interview with Joe Bob, when Joe Bob says something about making movies, exactly at the LA is dead, it zoomed in on James face, and you can see that James heart broke, it has a face like "But I went and shoot my movie in LA"

Specially, Joe Bob made a special message to moviemakers.

I think after that Joe Bob interview, James gave up on effort in making AVGN. Because back before the Joe Bob interview, his Screenwave AVGN episodes, while not stellar or like the past ones are still ok, and have some effort in them.

Yeah, he didn't laugh at him but James had an "Oh shit, he's right." Moment. He had to learn the hard way why filmmaking in LA has all but ceased.

 

[X Pac Heat]

Mike Matei is on the fast track to becoming a legitimate DSP competitor. Apparently, he tried to play the new Ghosts n Goblins Resurrection game that came out for the switch (it’s OK) and chimped out hard because the game’s menu had more than difficulty, lives, and sound select options; went straight to the SNES release.

the fact he hasn't gotten his own thread yet is a travesty. dude has always been a fucking sped. we're talking about mineycrafta, elmo in grouchland, autismo rage and the guy who freaked the fuck out because a mario game gave literal babies an invincibility power up because it might stop them from becoming a turbofag like him with their lives

Edit: HOLY FUCK I completely forgot to mention the Loco Bandito!

Seriously, Mike is a retard to a T, even down to having a Neanderthal horse cock.

 

[José Mourinho]

the fact he hasn't gotten his own thread yet is a travesty. dude has always been a fucking sped. we're talking about mineycrafta, elmo in grouchland, autismo rage and the guy who freaked the fuck out because a mario game gave literal babies an invincibility power up because it might stop them from becoming a turbofag like him with their lives

The mineycrafta one is so bad it's great but too bad at the time Matei was so trigger happy in deleting everything before he finally embraced it last year. Rest are just awful apart from a few spergs who actually use Matei's Super Mario Bros Wii video to sperg about how Nintendo is in downfall for games being too easy for casuals but that's another story

 

[Friendly Primarina]

The mineycrafta one is so bad it's great but too bad at the time Matei was so trigger happy in deleting everything before he finally embraced it last year. Rest are just awful apart from a few spergs who actually use Matei's Super Mario Bros Wii video to sperg about how Nintendo is in downfall for games being too easy for casuals but that's another story

Him accepting mineycrafta made it less funny imo. It was way funnier when it felt like watching the mirror was making him seethe.

 

[Tism the Return]

the fact he hasn't gotten his own thread yet is a travesty. dude has always been a fucking sped. we're talking about mineycrafta, elmo in grouchland, autismo rage and the guy who freaked the fuck out because a mario game gave literal babies an invincibility power up because it might stop them from becoming a turbofag like him with their lives

Edit: HOLY FUCK I completely forgot to mention the Loco Bandito!

Seriously, Mike is a retard to a T, even down to having a Neanderthal horse cock.

I fucking love the Elmo video, it's perfect cringetertainment. Something about his unbridled contempt and genuine distaste of a silly kid's film is really funny.

 

[Poxy Fuckwit]

the fact he hasn't gotten his own thread yet is a travesty. dude has always been a fucking sped. we're talking about mineycrafta, elmo in grouchland, autismo rage and the guy who freaked the fuck out because a mario game gave literal babies an invincibility power up because it might stop them from becoming a turbofag like him with their lives

Edit: HOLY FUCK I completely forgot to mention the Loco Bandito!

Seriously, Mike is a retard to a T, even down to having a Neanderthal horse cock.

I'm surprised Null hasn't just put this entire thread into Internet Famous yet. With the embarrassment that will be Rex Viper coming out later today, it's clear people are going to have a field day with the latest fuck ups of Cinemassacre.

 

[Stab You in the Back]

Putting together a Zoom band during quarantine isn't a fuckup. Maybe it would be a fuckup if he quit AVGN and left his family to be a full time 80s nostalgia musician. But just the act of releasing an album isn't a fuck up any more than releasing the AVGN video games or Board James.

 

[Exbein]

Oh no... its going to be definitely lackluster. its just a cover song remix of the original song with the tune of the game.

So, what's next??? Is it going to be:

James: did you know that I have drawn more than 800 drawings ever since I was a kid
James: I am a painting curator and an artist

 

[T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2]

At least Doug and Brad have shaved heads.

 

[northstar747]

Soo this woulda been funny like 10 years ago.

I....can't even call it a gimmick....I feel like parody is too strong a word. Its like a nerd sketch only with a little too much sincerity

 

[PeriodicTrouble]

The Power of Love song got released before the music video.

 

[Sonic Sez]

Oh no... its going to be definitely lackluster. its just a cover song remix of the original song with the tune of the game.

The band is pretty much just that, a cover band. The first "song" they put out was a cover remix of Cheap Trick's "Mighty Wings".

It's like those bands that preform at county fairs and street festivals, except they're trying way too hard to act tough (James especially) when they're all fucking nerds having a midlife crisis.

Edit: The new music video just premiered.

 

[Poxy Fuckwit]

The band is pretty much just that, a cover band. The first "song" they put out was a cover remix of Cheap Trick's "Mighty Wings".

It's like those bands that preform at county fairs and street festivals, except they're trying way too hard to act tough (James especially) when they're all fucking nerds.

Edit: The new music video just premiered.

James be like: I have no time to make new videos, but I have plenty for a music video featuring my other mid-life crisis buds.

 

[Pickle Dick]

The Power of Love song got released before the music video.

so, has james officially boomered out? or has he been a boomer for some time?

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Jamming out on a song from his childhood and still making that FUCKING FACE: