"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

A quality tactical vest usually can breathe a bit, the cheap ones that people use for airsoft typically tend to get hot. Body armor usually runs a little hot so you have to dress for it occasionally correctly right.

Now if you will, imagine the juices and swill between that hoodie, that crappy tactical vest, the balacava etc. he has to stink like a corpse at this point
 
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AnOminous said:
He's getting even fatter, philthier, and more retarded looking.
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Which shouldn't even really be possible, given that Phil has green shit growing on his feet and how everyone can tell that he's severely retarded, even when he tries to cover it up with balaclavas and sunglasses. About the only way he should be able to get worse is by getting fatter, yet here we are.

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A quality tactical vest usually can breathe a bit, the cheap ones that people use for airsoft typically tend to get hot. Body armor usually runs a little hot so you have to dress for it occasionally correctly right.

Now if you will, imagine the juices and swill between that hoodie, that crappy tactical vest, the balacava etc. he has to stink like a corpse at this point
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The kind of vest Phil wears is a cheap knock-off of an already cheap vest made by a company called Blackhawk that's been around since the 90s. The Blackhawk vest is primarily made of a low quality nylon mesh with all the pouches, pockets and holsters sewn onto the mesh. The pouches and pockets are made from a low quality nylon and elastic with velcro closures. It doesn't even have the capacity to accept armor of any kind. But since the main body of the vest is made from nylon mesh, they do breathe OK. Not that it would help Phil in any capacity since he always tries to cover up his retardation with heavy clothing and long sleeves regardless of the weather, and even if he were in a tank top and shorts he would sweat profusely.

Professional plate carriers designed to accept hard armor plates that will stop rifle rounds are usually made of high quality, durable materials like Cordura for the main body, but on the inside they have specially designed panels made from moisture wicking materials, cushioned by foam that permit airflow, and are sculpted with channels that likewise permit airflow. Because, yeah, when you're moving around with a vest loaded down with 35lbs or more of armor and loaded magazines for your weapon, it gets pretty hot and sweaty. Companies like First Spear and Tyr Tactical who design and manufacture plate carriers for actual professionals who wear their kit on the battlefield spend a lot of time and money researching different ways to improve airflow for their gear and will redesign everything they make if they find a way to make even minor improvements.
 
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friends o' niall said:
Not to mention, if he survives to that point he's bound to have gone through at least two more identity "phases" by then.
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Two at the very least. The Antifa phase lasted, what, two years? Maybe three? There’s usually a transitional period, like now, where he tries to juggle the incoming and outgoing identities. Plus there are the non-starters, like being an eco-warrior, fat-positive and a furry. I reckon ten identity changes at least.

But as I say, I very much doubt he’ll live that long. Given his lifestyle, I reckon he’ll keel over some time in his forties.
 
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Two at the very least. The Antifa phase lasted, what, two years? Maybe three? There’s usually a transitional period, like now, where he tries to juggle the incoming and outgoing identities. Plus there are the non-starters, like being an eco-warrior, fat-positive and a furry. I reckon ten identity changes at least.

But as I say, I very much doubt he’ll live that long. Given his lifestyle, I reckon he’ll keel over some time in his forties.
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I've been saying it for years, but Phil basically has no identity of his own. I've always likened it to a paper doll, a thing with no actual substance that Phil dresses up with "outfits" that catch his autistic fancy, like "Antifa supersoldier" or "transgender" and "Communist" or "eco-terrorist". Things like that. This includes his retarded interests like bikes and roller derby. When it fails to impress anyone and garner the attention he craves, then he usually drops it like a hot coal and never mentions it again.
 
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The Dude said:
I've been saying it for years, but Phil basically has no identity of his own. I've always likened it to a paper doll, a thing with no actual substance that Phil dresses up with "outfits" that catch his autistic fancy, like "Antifa supersoldier" or "transgender" and "Communist" or "eco-terrorist". Things like that. This includes his retarded interests like bikes and roller derby. When it fails to impress anyone and garner the attention he craves, then he usually drops it like a hot coal and never mentions it again.
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I’m still pissed off that the furry saga never took off.
 
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The Dude said:
I've been saying it for years, but Phil basically has no identity of his own. I've always likened it to a paper doll, a thing with no actual substance that Phil dresses up with "outfits" that catch his autistic fancy, like "Antifa supersoldier" or "transgender" and "Communist" or "eco-terrorist". Things like that. This includes his retarded interests like bikes and roller derby. When it fails to impress anyone and garner the attention he craves, then he usually drops it like a hot coal and never mentions it again.
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It's also that he can't actually do any of those things.

Phil can't ride a bike or roller skate, he's scared of sex, he doesn't understand Communism even on a theoretical level, he's not good with a gun. He's terrible at everything he does except posting on Mastodon.
 
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
If furries, bronies and Antifa don't want you, you are truly exceptional.
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So far has there been any group that has wanted Phil to be part of their organization? Sure he had a lot of ass patters at the start but after a bit they all stop talking to him or actively try to get rid of him.

You'd think that after the third or fourth time he'd realize that he's the problem. But then this is Phil we're talking about. He lacks any kind of self-reflection.
 
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Phil only managed to get "into" groups by showing up and them not knowing him. He legit preys on people who aren't aware of his stupid. Remember he left philly because its a right wing shithole according to him. A left wing diverse city with a gayberhood before it was cool rainbow flags all over etc.

Any long time follower knows it's because A: mommy wanted rent so she got clocked and B: he burnt all the bridges he could so lied and ran to a new place.

As we've come to see furries are horrid dog fuckers and they don't want phil. When a guy steals puppies to cum in can't stand you maybe you got some issues. But Phil is a dumb man child so he will just keep trying new things hoping one works.

Don't forget for as weak and harmless as he is dude snuck into kids shelters in his mid 20s. If he was more a danger that would be seriously fucked up.
 
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Lesbian Sleepover said:
A quality tactical vest usually can breathe a bit, the cheap ones that people use for airsoft typically tend to get hot. Body armor usually runs a little hot so you have to dress for it occasionally correctly right.

Now if you will, imagine the juices and swill between that hoodie, that crappy tactical vest, the balacava etc. he has to stink like a corpse at this point
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I've wondered, and still do, if he ever takes that garb off. I've also speculated that Phil already has departed us but his suit keeps going all by itself.
 
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