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JimiHendrix said:
he's got almost 350$, but all the money in the world won't make you less retarded. Phil has been told TWICE in the span of TWENTY minutes not to use healing magic on Fane, since he's undead and it hurts him. First time he was told "ah, I guess I just have to use poison on him no matter what. okay I get it" second time "I think I'm gonna use healing on Fane...oh...don't do that? okay...guess I just won't do anything then"
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wait what, he's really this stupid, I was half paying attention after the croc battle where he was too dumb to understand LOS and fog and I swear he was trolling, I also swear I heard him say "heh, I guess the poison heals him (fane)" then "I can leave fane here cause the poison heals him" in the frog cave. I stopped watching after the frog cave.

he can't be this dumb...is the gate community hospice care?
 
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Wasabi Panda said:
wait what, he's really this stupid, I was half paying attention after the croc battle where he was too dumb to understand LOS and fog and I swear he was trolling, I also swear I heard him say "heh, I guess the poison heals him (fane)" then "I can leave fane here cause the poison heals him" in the frog cave. I stopped watching after the frog cave.

he can't be this dumb...is the gate community hospice care?
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i've been watching phil for almost ten years. no matter how dumb you think he is, he's much dumber. i promise you.
 
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So Phill said he has to dedicate time to pay bills and it stresses him out.
How hard is it to pay bills in america? in my shithole country I can do most from my phone, the rest are on autobill (like internet, Netflix, etc.) and the few local bills I owe to the municipality can be paid at any local supermarket so when I go grocery shopping I can just have the cashier swipe the bill and pay it right there.
As always, he makes it sound like he's crawling through barbed wire when he stays up till 5 AM "paying bills".
 
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actually said:
Based on the whole "need the tips goal every stream between now and Wednesday", Phil is asking for yet another $1000 just in tips.
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So we've gone from "give me $200 a day and I'll wear a funny vest" to "give me $200 a day or something bad that I can't talk about will happen, promise".
 
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BepsiLight said:
So Phill said he has to dedicate time to pay bills and it stresses him out.
How hard is it to pay bills in america?
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It's not. Even for actual biz owners that have employees, inventory, vehicle fleet. It makes his restaurant owner aspirations that much more laughable than they already are.
 
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JimiHendrix said:
i've been watching phil for almost ten years. no matter how dumb you think he is, he's much dumber. i promise you.
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I don't think DSP is actually dumb. I just think he doesn't pay attention and doesn't give a fuck.

Even dumb people would actually figure out things sometimes. DSP never does, because he doesn't care.

BepsiLight said:
So Phill said he has to dedicate time to pay bills and it stresses him out.
How hard is it to pay bills in america? in my shithole country I can do most from my phone, the rest are on autobill (like internet, Netflix, etc.) and the few local bills I owe to the municipality can be paid at any local supermarket so when I go grocery shopping I can just have the cashier swipe the bill and pay it right there.
As always, he makes it sound like he's crawling through barbed wire when he stays up till 5 AM "paying bills".
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Most reasonable people put their bills on autopay as well. Either it deducts directly from their bank, or they put them on a credit card to pay off once in a while.

NOBODY has bills 20 days per month like DSP supposedly does. His definition of "bill" seems to be any time he pays for anything. If he goes out to get fast food, I guarantee in his mind that counts as a "bill."
 
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hundredthousand said:
So do you think he has any chance of actually finishing this game? How long would it take his dumbass?
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at the rate he's going? i'd say it'd take him probably over half a year. he's played for 12 hours and has done maybe 20% of the content in the TUTORIAL.

Salubrious said:
I don't think DSP is actually dumb. I just think he doesn't pay attention and doesn't give a fuck.
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they're not mutually exclusive. trust me, he's fucking stupid. that's why i don't bother with restreamers or recappers. there's a lot of stupidity that comes out of his mouth that people don't notice because they just tune him out. you ever actually listen to phil talk? about anything? he's a god damn moron.
 
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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
Is there any reason it can't be both?
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I mean, it's absolutely both. But his progress in games is more that he doesn't care.

Like I said, even dumb people can figure things out if they pay enough attention; it might just take them a while or they might sneak a Google search. DSP NEVER figures things out on his own, so it goes beyond just being dumb.

I mean, DSP plays Mario games meant for small children and gets stuck. That's not just being dumb; that's not caring.
 
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JimiHendrix said:
my job is to remember shit, not to find it. i'm sure someone else here can get it though. after watching phil for so long shit blends together. i can tell you 100% certain something happened in Phils history, I just can't ever find it. it's all in me memory...
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Darn.

Pigpiggo came up with 12 results, but none of them relevant.
 
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BepsiLight said:
So Phill said he has to dedicate time to pay bills and it stresses him out.
How hard is it to pay bills in america? in my shithole country I can do most from my phone, the rest are on autobill (like internet, Netflix, etc.) and the few local bills I owe to the municipality can be paid at any local supermarket so when I go grocery shopping I can just have the cashier swipe the bill and pay it right there.
As always, he makes it sound like he's crawling through barbed wire when he stays up till 5 AM "paying bills".
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Its the same in the United States. Phil is just a liar and a idiot.
 
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