Attack on Titan Griefing Thread - >tfw even your VA thinks that you're a loser

[Jonah Hill poster]

The mental image of Mikasa kissing a decpitated head of Eren to Eren outright admitting he would destroy the entire kingdom because she didn’t give him a chance when it was time to prove it:

If I were the type of person to only read the manga version of AoT, I’d do my best to stay away from the only watching anime-fans of this series. Just imagine having to explain these plot points to these people.

And then still having to defend Isayama in the process

 

[Zero Day Defense]

And then still having to defend Isayama in the process

Oh, you'd defend this?

That's fuc-king turbo.

Anyways, I didn't realize Isayama was into snuff.

 

[Shady Attorney]

I was about to write that the people on the poll who were the closest to being correct were the ones who chose ‘PATHS’ but then I realized something
Where did all the summoned friends go? What happened to Grisha, Kruger, Bert, the Jaw titans, and that sheep looking creature? Did they all get blown away?
They only existed for that one chapter to justify Eren losing

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Oh shit.
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People are pissed.

Beautiful.

Not really I've been on the #aot138spoiler tag already lurking and Twitter fags were talking about how great the chapter was and made them cry.

Only people I've seen pissed were EH shippers.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Yes, and there's no way that those soldiers would be able to launch off the top of the wall to cut Rod Reiss chunks the way they did when there was nothing to hook to and they would just quickly plummet to their deaths instead-- it's called artistic license, and Isayama bought the premium subscription.

I still can't believe you're defending a full mouth kiss on a decapitated corpse. Its ok to take the L on this one, nobody would blame you.

I was about to write that the people on the poll who were the closest to being correct were the ones who chose ‘PATHS’ but then I realized something
Where did all the summoned friends go? What happened to Grisha, Kruger, Bert, the Jaw titans, and that sheep looking creature? Did they all get blown away?
They only existed for that one chapter to justify Eren losing

Why was Armin able to summon the Justice League?
Why was Eren fucking retarded?
Why was everyone more fucking retarded then Eren?
Why is Ymir smiling at the death of the person who set her free?
Why couldn't Eren have simply seen a prostitute and saved millions of lives?
Why did Isayama make a big deal out of Historia's pregnancy and then not address it ever again, effectively retiring the character?

Its really, honestly best to not ask any questions. The answer will always be 'because'.

Not really I've been on the #aot138spoiler tag already lurking and Twitter fags were talking about how great the chapter was and made them cry.

Only people I've seen pissed were EH shippers.

People are so fucking stupid. What can I say?

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Not really I've been on the #aot138spoiler tag already lurking and Twitter fags were talking about how great the chapter was and made them cry.

Only people I've seen pissed were EH shippers.

Really? 'cause they seem pretty pissed to me, dude. And you know what? Even if they weren't, I don't care. The memes are amazing.

 

[The Fair Lady]

I'm losing it over the fact that Mikasa actually kisses Eren's decapitated head. Her entire goddamn character revolved around him from day one. Isayama once said in an interview that Eren only loved her like a mother, but considering this is Isayama, who knows how much validity that holds.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Really? 'cause they seem pretty pissed to me, dude.

Really, isn't it a macrocosm of the conflict between people like me and @Secret Asshole?

I'm losing it over the fact that Mikasa actually kisses Eren's decapitated head. Her entire goddamn character revolved around him from day one. Isayama once said in an interview that Eren only loved her like a mother, but considering this is Isayama, who knows how much validity that holds.

Whatever Mikasa told Eren in that alternate timeline was enough for him to escape with her to get out of dodge and await extermination--at minimum, only the extermination of their all their friends.

She told him that she thought of him as family in the prime timeline.

You do the math.

 

[The Fair Lady]

Whatever Mikasa told Eren in that alternate timeline was enough for him to escape with her to get out of dodge and await extermination--at minimum, only the extermination of their all their friends.

She told him that she thought of him as family in the prime timeline.

You do the math.

Bro at this point I can't be bothered, sorry.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Really? 'cause they seem pretty pissed to me, dude.

I've been on the tag all day, people were only pissed were EH fags. I also checked the hashtag you highlighted and the top posts were talking about how the manga made them sad, begging Isayama to make their favorites live, pissed EH shippers, and people talking about Isayama was a genius (some even saying "THIS WAS THE PLAN FROM THE BEGINNING").

It doesn't sound like people angry about the quality of the story, more like fans mourning their favorites or loving the tragedy.

 

[FaramirG]

The panel of her kissing him while Ymir smiles for some reason is so ridiculous that it's what initially convinced me that the leaks were fake.

WAIT.

WAIT A MINUTE.
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DOES THIS MEAN EREN WOULDN'T HAVE GENOCIDED THE ENTIREWORLD IF MIKASA HAD JUST SAID SHE LOVED HIM?!?! DID HE LITERALLY GENOCIDE THE WORLD BECAUSE SHE FAMILY-ZONED HIM?!?!?!!

DOES THIS MAKE EREN THE BIGGEST INCEL/NICEGUY OF ALL TIME?!?! DID HE GO LITERALLY FULL-ON ELLIOT RODGER?!?!?!?!?!

It certainly looks that way

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

https://boards.4channel.org/a/thread/217599979

4channers are still currently discussing it, for those that don’t want to just see Twitter users freaking out:





And they even screen capped this Twitter user, too:

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Off-topic, but how do we tell Connie's mom that her son is dead?

 

[Trombonista]

@Bunny Tracks I notice you didn't put in the poll, "Incestous Necrophilia". Is there a reason why you couldn't predict this genius conclusion?

That's because I made the poll.

 

[FaramirG]

Off-topic, but how do we tell Connie's mom that her son is dead?

And Jean's mom. Kind of awkward to explain to someone that their son died a traitor.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Well I had some fun with this chapter that I decided to make some OC especially that Eren has been revealed as a true Virgin with Rage justifying the friendzone as the future being set in stone



"This message goes out to Mikasa, her pen name. Not revealing her real name, all things considered. You know something? You need, you need me as your boyfriend, because... I need you. We were very compatible, we had so much in common! I don't see why you had to go and do that I mean, you are ready for a boyfriend! You told me so yourself, multiple times! I respected that for a little while. sigh But, you know what? This puts to mind a little something..."

Eren cuts his hand open and goes to PATHS with Zeke, then touches Ymir

"...I thought about before."

Eren proceeds to cause Genocide on the World.

"THIS MESSAGE GOES OUT TO ALL ELDIANS OF THE WORLD......"

Eren's message ends and continues the rumbling but is stopped by the Cringevengers

"C'mon. Mikasa. Mikasa Ackerman. Give me a break! You know my, I don't want to be back in a situation where I'm, that desperate I got... curls up fist in anger ...go as far as to want to fuck Historia. Give me a breaaak!! I'm a 19-year-old high-functioning virgin with rage! I'm in a hell of my own!" sigh "C'mon, please? Pleeeeaaaase? I've been so very worried about you, I've had heartaches since last Wednesday. I've had sleepless nights! It really hurts!"

Eren turns into a colossal titan and fights Armin

"Heartaches hurt. Think about that."

 

[Secret Asshole]

Well I had some fun with this chapter that I decided to make some OC especially that Eren has been revealed as a true Virgin with Rage justifying the friendzone as the future being set in stone



"This message goes out to Mikasa, her pen name. Not revealing her real name, all things considered. You know something? You need, you need me as your boyfriend, because... I need you. We were very compatible, we had so much in common! I don't see why you had to go and do that I mean, you are ready for a boyfriend! You told me so yourself, multiple times! I respected that for a little while. sigh But, you know what? This puts to mind a little something..."

Eren cuts his hand open and goes to PATHS with Zeke, then touches Ymir

"...I thought about before."

Eren proceeds to cause Genocide on the World.

"THIS MESSAGE GOES OUT TO ALL ELDIANS OF THE WORLD......"

Eren's message ends and continues the rumbling but is stopped by the Cringevengers

"C'mon. Mikasa. Mikasa Ackerman. Give me a break! You know my, I don't want to be back in a situation where I'm, that desperate I got... *curls up fist in anger* ...go as far as to want to fuck Historia. Give me a breaaak!! I'm a 19-year-old high-functioning virgin with rage! I'm in a hell of my own!" sigh "C'mon, please? Pleeeeaaaase? I've been so very worried about you, I've had heartaches since last Wednesday. I've had sleepless nights! It really hurts!"

Eren turns into a colossal titan and fights Armin

"Heartaches hurt. Think about that."

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Pure Kino, as they say.

Really, isn't it a macrocosm of the conflict between people like me and @Secret Asshole?

We will still be arguing in the wastes, when this world has long since turned to ash, my friend.

That's because I made the poll.

YOU KNEW THIS WHOLE TIME?!

*BADUMMM*

ARE YOU....

*BADUMM*

.....Isayama?!

 

[FaramirG]

Why did Falco do the Zeke yell to turn them into titans? Is Eren controlling him? if he is, then why the fuck did he not just control him earlier and have him fly literally anywhere other than towards Eren?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Why did Falco do the Zeke yell to turn them into titans? Is Eren controlling him? if he is, then why the fuck did he not just control him earlier and have him fly literally anywhere other than towards Eren?

It was weird paneling of Falco being in pain while the pre-historic worm thing was turning everyone into titans because it's very close to being killed and was desperate to live.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Why did Falco do the Zeke yell to turn them into titans? Is Eren controlling him? if he is, then why the fuck did he not just control him earlier and have him fly literally anywhere other than towards Eren?

Its gonna make your head hurt.

We're going into full batshit Eva territory except there's no Anno, there's a Chris-Chan piloting this train. Its best you let nature take its course and have it slam into the fucking wall, killing all aboard.