Social Justice Warriors - Now With Less Feminism Sperging

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BTW, people who have actually watched the show said that the quote had context, like it was meant to be one of the things that a tactless teenage character said. Admittedly, you're almost always on shaky ground when you portray tactless characters because it might seem like you wrote their dialogue like that because you agree with them and not to code them as tactless.

 

[Syaoran Li]

It’s very real, but I wouldn’t call this person an SJW. He appears to be a hardcore commie who’s also a covid denier (as in he doesn’t believe the virus exists at all) and a 9/11 truther, among God knows what other crazy shit.

Sounds like this guy would fit right in with the fringe far left of the 2000's. A lot of people forget that the original 9/11 truthers and anti-vaxxer spergs were majority left-wing in the 2000's. Think along the lines of the "Loose Change" videos of "Classic YouTube" or the arch-euphorics who made Zeitgeist: The Movie.

Alex Jones was kind of unique in that he was pretty much the only 9/11 truther who was also a conservative for the longest time, which is part of how he got as prominent as he did.

I always kind of had this thesis that the Woke Left is mentally stuck within the Bush years to at least a certain extent, some more than others and that SJW's initially emerged as a backlash to the Bush-era Religious Right but got more powerful after Occupy because the corporations saw them as useful idiots.

This guy takes the "leftist mentally stuck in 2004" to a whole new level though.

 

[Wallace]

SJWs: men only like these female characters because they are written like men
SJWs: *makes female characters look like men to make them "strong" because there is no feminine strength*

This is one of the ways SocJus shows just how racist it really is. It tells people that the oppressed have no responsibility for their suffering. To someone wishing to escape from their suffering, it's a good deal. But this message gets worse when it is assigned to people who didn't ask for it.

The other half of the message is that the oppressed can't--and shouldn't--have to fix their suffering, that responsibility lies with the privileged. Therefore, the oppressed should demand the privileged solve their problems for them, because it's all their fault. The nasty corollary to this statement is that the oppressed lack the ability to solve their own problems. In absolving the oppressed of responsibility, SocJus also robs them of agency.

This leads to a system of upper-middle class well-educated whites getting offended on behalf of other people, whether they want them to or not. It resigns the oppressed to the roles of infants, or even pets. They don't know any better, it's society's fault! In doing so, SocJus robs them of an important part of their humanity: their self-determination. While this may be a relief to some, applying this lack of agency along identity lines relegates all black people everywhere to permanent victimhood, a perpetual helpless underclass patronized by white people who bestow largesse upon them to feed their own self-esteem.

And that is seriously fucking racist.

 

[The Curmudgeon]

Speaking of useless, stupid causes, two girls who definitely aren't being coached by their mother have told the Carmel, Indiana city council that "Men Working" signs are sexist.

Here's a snippet:

It's one those occasions I must ask, "Does it really matter?"

 

[Muh_Soggy_Knee]

applying this lack of agency along identity lines relegates all black people everywhere to permanent victimhood, a perpetual helpless underclass patronized by white people who bestow largesse upon them to feed their own self-esteem.

Won't be seeing many blacks leaving this mentality either.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

And of those 5,000 the vast majority are senile boomers with one foot in the grave already. It's a joke pretending the Klan has any significance. Even something like the Aryan Brotherhood has more of an existence and it's a prison gang, not a political organization.

You missed the informants/plants from the FBI, ATF, various local law enforcement agencies, and not-technically-LEOs like ADL snitches. Didn't the Church Committee discover that something like 20% of the Klan was FBI back in the '60s?

At this point, it wouldn't shock me to learn that the entire KKK was like the Wobblies of Paranoia- nothing but infiltrators, and the only marks they recruit are, in fact, other competing infiltrators.

Speaking of useless, stupid causes, two girls who definitely aren't being coached by their mother have told the Carmel, Indiana city council that "Men Working" signs are sexist.

Here's a snippet:

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"How can I be involved?"

Pick up a fucking shovel, lady.

 

[PurpleEater]

Some Sen. Kyrsten Sinema sperging. Context: she voted "no" on raising the minimum wage to $15 and Twitter is throwing the world's biggest collective hissy fit.

She was dressed like this:

Which lead to chimpouts about her outfit/appearance.

Her press secretary defended her appearance:

And so it became:

 

[Alessonincrippliningdepre]

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[Dracula's Spirit Animal]

I think Rian Johnson might actually do a decent job with that. Or maybe Edgar Wright. It'd be good with a certain rhythm.

The klan and the commies would be impotent and pathetic, and the bystanders would just not understand what the fuck is going on.

Or Terry Gilliam.... Then again, I haven't looked, have he become an insufferable woke bigot too?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Anyone who over identifies with Communist ideology in a Marxist-Leninist state and takes it too seriously is a threat.

Indeed.

Look at what happened to Sablin after he tried to mutiny.

For people who didn't watch the video - she voted against the bill to raise the minimum wage while doing what she thought was a cute little curtsey. Make of that what you will.

 

[fishercat]

For people who didn't watch the video - she voted against the bill to raise the minimum wage while doing what she thought was a cute little curtsey. Make of that what you will.

Worse than the outfit tbh.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Worse than the outfit tbh.

Or the Lululemon bag.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

Some Sen. Kyrsten Sinema sperging. Context: she voted "no" on raising the minimum wage to $15 and Twitter is throwing the world's biggest collective hissy fit.

She was dressed like this:
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Which lead to chimpouts about her outfit/appearance.

Her press secretary defended her appearance:

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And so it became:

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By all means, lefties, keep shitting on Sinema.

If she decides to say 'fuck it' and switch to GOP, you will OWN IT and I will laugh like a madman.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Speaking of useless, stupid causes, two girls who definitely aren't being coached by their mother have told the Carmel, Indiana city council that "Men Working" signs are sexist.

Here's a snippet:

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It's one those occasions I must ask, "Does it really matter?"

I mean......the sign was factually correct.

 

[Jarolleon]

I call it "The Eternal Whitey".

Also imagine conflating wildly different cultures that hated each other like the first 3 panels did.

 

[ZehnBoat]

"How can I be involved?"

Pick up a fucking shovel, lady.

men work
women most affected

I call it "The Eternal Whitey".
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Also imagine conflating wildly different subcultures that hated each other like the first 3 panels did. Maybe ignorance really is strength, it lets you build a more fervent worldview and as anyone who's heard stories about PCP addicts knows, fervour is power.

that last panel should be flipped
"how dare you enjoy products that aren't woke"

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The witches hanged at Salem weren't pagans, though?

Also, the conquistadors' decendants are Latinos.

 

[Wallace]

The witches hanged at Salem weren't pagans, though?

Nope, just political outcasts that made for good scapegoats without due process during a time of religious hysteria. Which makes that panel pretty darn ironic.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Huh, I remember a time when they insisted that removing statues and renaming buildings wasn't about uprooting every scrap of tradition.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

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Huh, I remember a time when they insisted that removing statues and renaming buildings wasn't about uprooting every scrap of tradition.

This has to be a parody.