This my friends is the skin that Chantal's fans are complimenting and for which they want the skincare routine.
Well to be fair, her body can hardly be blamed for this.
When your kidneys are awash in blood which has fucking
sugar crystals in it, your liver is a greasy yellow blob taking up 3x the amount of real estate it should, your colon is inflamed to hell and back (and probably leaking bacteria into the bloodstream, not to mention the horrifying "burger asshole" phenomenon), the endocrine system is just... fucked beyond what any words can describe, the brain itself is having issues with proper neuronal firing due to improper lipid deposition all over the body including in the tissues near the brain itself, the gallbladder and uterus are straight yeeted out the window, the pancreas is probably near to exploding, your lungs have a blood clot lodged in them, the lungs AND the heart are swathed in at least 100 too many elbees of visceral fat leading to the heart being on the edge of failure and the lungs being unable to take in enough O2 or expel enough CO2....
Well when all that is happening the body probably doesn't worry too much about excess sebum on the face. It's trying desperately, against all odds to not succumb to Lord Beetus and the Reaper. But its owner... its
pilot is doing her damnedest to kill each and every organ and bodily system at once. It's a noble fight that the body undertakes but the body's chances are slim. Chantal is against it. Despite the fact that
it is
her.
But no one will "weap" for this braphog. As someone else said, there is no more fitting epitaph for her than one of her most recent proclamations: she just knows she's going to be a success story.
Edit to state the obvious: none of this is strictly
true, for as we all know, Chantal lies. But surely some of it is true.