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He doesn't make her. She chooses to to 1) get away from him and 2) have her own spending money so she's not completely beholden to his idiocy.
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If my two choices in life are to work a shitty minimum wage job, risking COVID and dealing with the nasty, stupid public, or spending the day with Phil....I clearly made some mistakes in my life.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Phil is strapped after $350 earlier... Jaxx hasn't dropped the $100 yet...
If only there was some way to sweeten the pot...

Oh, will you look at that. Phil immediately notices as mysterious dip in his PayPal. Live, on stream, a chargeback comes in. Classic.
The convenient timing of these in terms of begging is staggering. Those dang dirty trolls! If only there were some way for his audience to stick it to them...
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Didn't he make a big deal a day or two ago that he can't automatically see anything in paypal and has to manually log in every time?
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
Mate I do believe he will use his ear infection as begging. He already made a huge point of how he can't go to the doctor due to Katherine's "new schedule", and how his parents are very upset and worried about it. He laid a very good "Wasn't my fault" foundation already. I fully expect some form of emergency stream when he finally does go.
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kat can take an uber to work or FUCKING WALK SINCE THEY LIVE 5 MINUTES AWAY, so phil can be a big boy and drive himself to the doctor
 
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Generic_Detractor2021 said:
"Alright guys, so, about half an hour left on the stream, thanks to everyone who contributed so far! Looks like contributions have pretty much stagnated, which sucks! I really would like to hit the tips goal tonight if possible! Uh, I really need the help this week with it, so if you could tip me tonight, and get that tips goal going, and put on a vest FOR YOU GUYS, please do, please do! Alright, especially if you like the stream, and like the gameplay tonight!"

I dont seem to recall the fucking grocery store getting on the loud speaker every 15 minutes and reminding me that I need to spend all my money, AND THEN come back tomorrow and do the exact same thing! Fuck off
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For someone who loves the sound of his own voice, he never even listens to himself. If you have to state that Phail, you have indeed failed on many levels. Also, if they aren't tipping for that reason, take the hint.
 
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Jaracainofthewind said:
Jesus, I have never thought about Phil's internal monologue. Do you think he has one?
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I'm pretty sure he never even scheduled the appointment. It's been mentioned here that Kat has had a difficult life, she probably had to do things she didn't like, stay in places she didn't like etc. And Phil is trying to say that Kat won't walk or figure something out? Places like that don't give a shit about minimal part time workers like her, she could just call-in with "medical appointment for handicap person" or something and they won't question it. He could at least make his lies a bit more convincing.
 
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Iron Hamster said:
For someone who loves the sound of his own voice, he never even listens to himself. If you have to state that Phail, you have indeed failed on many levels. Also, if they aren't tipping for that reason, take the hint.
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Not only does this make him look dumb, but he also proves his own lies while he begs. He said this during his response to expand dong, who questioned why hitting the tips goal was such an emergency, especially after the nearly $350 he got on the first stream:

"I already explained that I'm literally aiming to hit every tips goal between now and Wednesday! If I dont, I can't even afford my bills this week! Something will go unpaid, I wont be able to afford groceries on fucking Wednesday!"

This statement alone proves he just wants to hit the tips goal solely based on greed! He made over $400 yesterday in tips alone. That is 4 streams (2 days) worth of tips. Technically, he's already cleared Friday and Saturday. He is sitting pretty based on his stupid ass estimation of how much he needs between Friday and next Wednesday. Claiming that he cant afford groceries, or bills will be unpaid because of missing one or two tips goals is LUDAcris, but he will have his ♿ believe thats the case, by spinning his bullshit and FEINGING DISTRESS.

He publicly shamed expand dong (fuck him though, honestly) in front of everyone, so that nobody else (a regular) would bring up the first stream totals, or question the beg. Did somebody say cult? He has these slaves trained!
 
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JimiHendrix said:
i've been watching phil for almost ten years. no matter how dumb you think he is, he's much dumber. i promise you.
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What is you legitimate estimate for his IQ range, and, do you feel the range has shrunk over the decade of your observation of him?
Whitegirlsdon'tlikepigs said:
You seen how much it costs to feed a horse? How can he afford the top shelf gin, champions and feed the horse without begging every stream?
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Top of the price range per year is about $2200 total cost. An actual horse would cost less than the potential bikini model human to feed each year.
 
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tzgnilki said:
seeing a specialist under american health care.. anyone have an estimate?

cause i'm sure he'd rather spend that money on gin & kfc
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My personal opinion is he would never get an appointment that fast during a pandemic much less under normal circumstances. He does nothing wrong and going to a doctor, if the ear infections were even real, would cause a doctor to tell him to stop doing something he's doing wrong.
 
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I wear earphones for like 4 or 5 hours a day listening to music or watching youtube and never in my life had an ear infection from them, So whatever he is getting them from if they are real is not the earphones. If he walked into the ENT and said that he only showers once a week i think the doctor would be dumbfounded as to Phils ignorance to his health and realizing that you should shower once a day.
 
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Iron Hamster said:
My personal opinion is he would never get an appointment that fast during a pandemic much less under normal circumstances. He does nothing wrong and going to a doctor, if the ear infections were even real, would cause a doctor to tell him to stop doing something he's doing wrong.
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i'm starting to think there was a cancellation fee and now he has a life long grudge against ENT specialists
 
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Iron Hamster said:
My personal opinion is he would never get an appointment that fast during a pandemic much less under normal circumstances. He does nothing wrong and going to a doctor, if the ear infections were even real, would cause a doctor to tell him to stop doing something he's doing wrong.
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So uuh guys i went to my doctors appointment today and he says that the reason I've been getting these AWFUL infections is cause I'm not getting enough support on stream. So yea uuuh if you uuuuh could contribute this stream by tipping that would be great *thumbs up* *5min long snort* okaaaaaaaaaay.
 
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