US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Screw Danlon said:
Well, if anyone can find nudes, I’ll make the sacrifice of checking if the curtains match the drapes.
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Echo_Ender said:
This Oval Pawfice account is unironically the worst thing I've seen on Twitter in years.

The fact that they say shit like "Hoomins" and "Awooof!" casually confirms that this isn't just some rando Biden staffer. This is a full-on Furry engaging in some sort of autistic roleplay.
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I’m of two minds:
Either it is a very old lady who thinks they’re being cute (which is autistic but not sickening), or yeah it’s a furry larp (in which case get the flamethrower).
 
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The one thing these every other day statements do is just lay out clear facts that the media might ignore, but you can easily point to a handful over the next four years to be a bag of 'memberberries. I just wish a web artist could draw a storybook page for each release too for meme power. How much are those vtuber anime artists.
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I want to see someone illustrate this like that one guy did with Francis E Dec’s rants.
 
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