Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

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sentfrommyiphone said:

this just in! Nik actually got on a plane! where is he going? no sign of orlin, is nick going to another state without his on again off again husband?!

he claimed at one part to have a 7 hour layover, could he be going to the north pole?!

my guess is his parents, but who knows! maybe he really wanted in n out
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He does this from time to time, one of his acts is to pretend he bought a new house when he actually just rents a hotel room for a few days. Then he’ll say he’s got a new boyfriend who’s super shy and can’t be seen on camera but surprise surprise it’s actually either orlin or no one at all. Then he’ll pretend he dumped his new boyfriend and got back with Orlin.

ive been around for a few seasons of the nikocado show and it’s always a recycled plot line.
 
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sentfrommyiphone said:

this just in! Nik actually got on a plane! where is he going? no sign of orlin, is nick going to another state without his on again off again husband?!

he claimed at one part to have a 7 hour layover, could he be going to the north pole?!

my guess is his parents, but who knows! maybe he really wanted in n out
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So, some dumbass has more money than brains to pay him $300 a month just to get Nick to shout them out.
 
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So I know I’m chancing some negative ratings but...honestly I found this last video quite entertaining. I laughed as he cried, felt the possible thumbnail moment with the fries shoved in his mouth, and thoroughly enjoyed the thought that because he didn’t have someone directly next to him he could do his “silent movie style” muckbang without him impeding on another person’s space. I am beginning to appreciate the fact the he entirely knows exactly what he is doing. He’s a sick fuck, but sort of a genius at being a cow. And it pays unfortunately.
 
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Fatty McFaggy is in Vietnam... except people in the background are wearing coats. Also, do blondes just casually roam around in Vietnam? Do black guys just stroll by?

And in Vietnam Jollibees... guess what they DON'T serve? Mashed potatoes and gravy. That's right, they don't serve it there. They also do not put flags in their chicken designating the heat level. Nick is eating mash and gravy, and there's flags in the chicken.

And don't they have their steering wheels on the other side? What about UHaul trucks?

He also deleted my comments calling him out on it. 🤣
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Private Joker said:
Fatty McFaggy is in Vietnam... except people in the background are wearing jackets. Also, do blondes just casually roam around in Vietnam? Also... do black guys just stroll by? What about wearing coats?

And in Vietnam Jollibees... guess what they DON'T serve? Mashed potatoes and gravy. That's right, they don't serve it there. They also do not put flags in their chicken designating the heat level. Nick is eating mash and gravy, and there's flags in the chicken.

He also deleted my comments calling him out on it. 🤣View attachment 1973068
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you've been here for a year, you should keep your cow poking to yourself
 
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Private Joker said:
Fatty McFaggy is in Vietnam... except people in the background are wearing jackets. Also, do blondes just casually roam around in Vietnam? Also... do black guys just stroll by? What about wearing coats?

And in Vietnam Jollibees... guess what they DON'T serve? Mashed potatoes and gravy. That's right, they don't serve it there. They also do not put flags in their chicken designating the heat level. Nick is eating mash and gravy, and there's flags in the chicken.

And don't they have their steering wheels on the other side? What about UHaul trucks?

He also deleted my comments calling him out on it. 🤣View attachment 1973068
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Are you somehow implying Niko is an attention whore, a drama queen and (gasp!) a pathological liar? Lies? On the internet?

I'm shocked.
 
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Puerto Pollo said:
Are you somehow implying Niko is an attention whore, a drama queen and (gasp!) a pathological liar? Lies? On the internet?

I'm shocked.
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Hard to believe, but yes.

I don't get why he's on such an obvious lie. If that's Vietnam, I live on LV-426 right now. Either he thinks people who watch him really are that stupid, or he's that stupid. But the fact that losers like me dissected his video for clues to prove he's lying just proves... yeah, I'm a loser.
 
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Private Joker said:
Hard to believe, but yes.

I don't get why he's on such an obvious lie. If that's Vietnam, I live on LV-426 right now. Either he thinks people who watch him really are that stupid, or he's that stupid. But the fact that losers like me dissected his video for clues to prove he's lying just proves... yeah, I'm a loser.
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Next video: I got deported from Vietnam
 
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Private Joker said:
Hard to believe, but yes.

I don't get why he's on such an obvious lie. If that's Vietnam, I live on LV-426 right now. Either he thinks people who watch him really are that stupid, or he's that stupid. But the fact that losers like me dissected his video for clues to prove he's lying just proves... yeah, I'm a loser.
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one look through the comments on his videos and the mass majority really are that stupid to believe this
 
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sentfrommyiphone said:
one look through the comments on his videos and the mass majority really are that stupid to believe this
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Well... I mean, some certainly are. And some actually think the fighting he and Orlin does is real. I've been reprimanded time and again by people who not only refuse to believe it's fake, but won't believe he and Orlin have a vile porn account with onlyfans.

But there are a lot, I'd say a slim majority who are well aware it's all fake. I still just don't get why he fakes this shit. What's the storyline to doing dumbass mook-bongs? He's becoming more like a 25 cent store version of Nostalgia Critic at this point.
 
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