Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Why do they pull on panties up to the armpits? I genuinely don't understand the desired result here.
Also how strange to see her thighs (but not calves, lol) closed.

 

[Local Fed]

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Yeah your fatberg body is valid, cool. I still want to fuck Kendall though like every other guy does.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder & Tess's look is... a minority interest, at best. Death fats can post as many photos of themselves as they want on social media shout out as loudly as they wish that they're beautiful! They love how they look! but even if most of humanity were bothering to look at their photos, it wouldn't change what people consider attractive & they're not it.

Strong? There has to be some strength to carry the masses of excess weight around but that leaves no strength for the mundane, daily motions essential to life. Most can walk across a room without being breathless, can kick off a shoe without almost overbalancing & can bend down to pick up an object off the floor without needing to carefully lever themselves back to an upright position.

Capable... prove to me you're capable when you can walk a mile without 10 rest breaks, when you can effortlessly pick up a toddler & sling it on 1 hip while you run a vacuum around, when you can change an outfit without tying yourself in knots.

Valid? Fat bodies exist; that can't be argued.

BTW, Miss Kardashian is equally unattractive. The girl needs to put some meat on her bones.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Reading the YouTube comments then reading Twitter/IG comments about the podcast is quite amazing. I don’t think the people praising her actually listened to the podcast, even if you don’t read between the lines, it was a very boring podcast and Tess has the worst voice in the business. Whoever said she sounds like a parody of the faggiest gay man was spot on.

I personally hope for a few more episodes but the producers of the pod must be shitting themselves reading the YT comments. Maybe they didn’t think it would be this brutal.

That aside, looks like Tess is buying her dream car. Wonder where all this $$$ is coming from?
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Spoiler: spot the feeders

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Get a load of this loser: https://mobile.twitter.com/halladayfan32

 

[Constellationzero]

BTW, Miss Kardashian is equally unattractive. The girl needs to put some meat on her bones.

Miss Kardashian might be unattractive to you, but at least she doesn't resemble a dive bar bathroom stall at closing time. She also doesn't have to stand with that dipshitted pigeontoed stance to catfish people into thinking she's (what's Ryann going for here), only 450 pounds as opposed to 670?

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Miss Kardashian might be unattractive to you, but at least she doesn't resemble a dive bar bathroom stall at closing time. She also doesn't have to stand with that dipshitted pigeontoed stance to catfish people into thinking she's (what's Ryann going for here), only 450 pounds as opposed to 670?

Fair enough, she's clean, well groomed & attractive & while I can't quickly tell how much or little makeup she's wearing, it's not troweled on in desperation.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Kendall Jenner looks like she has a Barbie doll body, something just seems off about it. Almost plastic.
But I agree with the post above, she is well-groomed and not covered in tard squiggles.

 

[FinnaBinna]

Something is off. See how she uses her arm to squeeze to the side to give the appearance it being smaller?

Hey guys, LOVE YOURSELVES... but, let me give you a fake pic of myself to tell you all to be real. And love the real you. If there was an Academy Awards for Trolls, she and her stay puff marshmallow self would win every damn year.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

Something is off. See how she uses her arm to squeeze to the side to give the appearance it being smaller?

Hey guys, LOVE YOURSELVES... but, let me give you a fake pic of myself to tell you all to be real. And love the real you. If there was an Academy Awards for Trolls, she and her stay puff marshmallow self would win every damn year.

not only that but that photo has been stretched out to make her look taller and smaller.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Kendall Jenner looks like she has a Barbie doll body, something just seems off about it. Almost plastic.
But I agree with the post above, she is well-groomed and not covered in tard squiggles.

I wouldn’t trust a picture posted by a Kardashian unless I was there when it was taken, and maybe not even then. That whole family abuses photoshop even more than Tess. This pic makes her look like a fuckin SIM.

I’m sure she’s a very beautiful woman irl but come on guys. Her skin looks like plastic. This isn’t a case of Tess vs Kendall, both pics are edited. I’m sure whichever thread-hero always picks apart the editing could find shooping evidence in Kendall’s picture too.

The key difference tho is that Kendall was raised by a horrible family and had her childhood broadcasted to the general public without her consent, so her shoops just make me sad while Tess’ make me cackle.

 

[FinnaBinna]

She posted a “clear” pic since the other was blurry:

But this is also on the “clear pic”:

 

[Umaibae]

She's most likely getting a used truck or van because she can't fit in most vehicles. She can't even fit inside a Jeep for crying out loud!

Most folks’ “dream car” is something like a vintage coupe/sportscar, or a sedan-type thing — both types of cars Tessy could never fit into.

But, knowing her, she probably drools Over the basic bitch LA housewife Land Rover/Range Rover. They’re wide as hell and used to hauling loads of people. Should hold one Two Ton Tess just fine.

Also, gotta love how Ms. “I am an ally for the Black community” used the phrase “keep our legs on their necks” — you know, that whole thing that the police did to kill Black men that got people all pissed off and is now a phrase associated with the BLM/anti-police brutality movement?? — talking about fatties. Has anyone called her out on this blatant idiocy?

lmao social justice for fats. Sure Jan.

 

[Putin Bot]

If someone catches that, she really might get cancelled. Especially with the George Floyd trial coming up and tensions are already starting to mount.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Agree; that's quite an unfortunate expression; missed it the first time. Uh, can't wait when the SJW crowd fucks her pretentious ass; will she wallow in white guilt, call out toxic cancel culture, clown nuke everyone, or DFE?

 

[Constellationzero]

Something is off. See how she uses her arm to squeeze to the side to give the appearance it being smaller?

Hey guys, LOVE YOURSELVES... but, let me give you a fake pic of myself to tell you all to be real. And love the real you. If there was an Academy Awards for Trolls, she and her stay puff marshmallow self would win every damn year.

Really makes me wonder just how long it takes for Ryann's body to stop moving AFTER she jumps up and down...

 

[NSFW]

Whoever likened Tess’s podcast promo picture to a drag queen was spot on. She looks like male beauty influencer Patrick Starr, if he gained 100 pounds.

 

[fuzzdew]

Hello Houston? We are about to try to land Voyager on to the moon, however these craters are bigger than anticipated....

In other news we have found an undiscovered natural oil well which looks deep and bountiful.

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I forgot to say how much to ask everyone how much she weighs. I am plumping for near on 500lb. She got those ALR legs and arms + some sad fried eggs.

This must be a highlighter, I’m pretty fucking sure. For some reason her fat brain thinks it resembles the desirable “dewy” look. She looks ridiculous in the pics, but imagine seeing that irl.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

She reposted the photo and added to the caption.

 

[Cynar]

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I got curious as to Tess' weight. So I had a quick search engine and well... here are some interesting finds on the first search page. I searched. How much does Tess Holliday

Someone started a petition!
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My favourite bit perfectly summed up
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First hit on the page- healthymodels and the comments are a great mix of lol you are fat and I don't want to have sex with you. ALR - I am a torrid size 2 slamdunk and Tess is a fat bitch.
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A few size and measurements- check the ALR 52 b bra size on one of them
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Please enjoy the interesting facts section which reads something like I spy my little eye with a retard. I cannot believe they couldn't come up with anything else. Tess is literally that boring.

Lmfao she doesn't even have a tattoo of Monroe (iirc it's Mae West). Also that "petition" for her to reveal her true weight/measurements is autistic as hell but....I'm not mad about it

 

[Rotogravure]

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Lmfao she doesn't even have a tattoo of Monroe (iirc it's Mae West). Also that "petition" for her to reveal her true weight/measurements is autistic as hell but....I'm not mad about it

God, I had to go look, because we never get to see Mae, as she's tucked under the crook of Tess's elbow. I had forgotten she was there.