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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%

  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%

  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%

  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%

  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%
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Woke Blue Muttlema said:
No minor bitchfit. I have only seen Kentucky get recognised as a flyer Midwest state a couple of times. Historically and culturally Kentucky is closer to the Southeast than being legit Midwest.
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The "border" for Midwest is basically Indiana/Illinois/Michigan. Anything further east is East, anything further south is South or Southeast.
 
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Woke Blue Muttlema said:
Mark your calendars people, we have an upcoming event you sure don't want to miss out.
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Take a shot for every "them" and furrybait.
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As always, it's the shitty SJW western v-tubers nobody really gives a shit about. I don't follow any v-tubers myself, but it seems that, compared to the Japanese ones, none of the western ones peculiarly stand out from each other.
 
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Underworld Goth Vibes said:
Just checked in and it was still at 5 viewers. Has he promoted the stream anywhere?
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Yes, he did. Most of the viewers claimed to be fans of his and apparently both streams amounted to 38 total viewers.

Both streams were the same so I am just going to link the one with the most active chat. Just watched the ending because irl stuff, so I will edit this post with the highlights once I catch up with it.

00:48. Quinton had bought Garfield Kart for his Leafy video and never played. "I realized it was a stupid idea :story: "
02:54. Quinton goes for water and keeps the mic on.
03:56. "I bet Quinton never expected to talk to two anime girls in his life".
04:18. Quinton introduces himself.
- Quinton fucks up the first game by not knowing how to drive.
13:14. Quinton has talked with Nathen about getting a Garfield-shaped pizza cutter.
14:20. "I had this video planned. It was going to be Super Size Me but with Garfield Eats".
15:40. Quinton starts his pity party. He even changes his tone to a nasal valley girl while they keep talking about how unironic they are about being Garfield fans. This is almost a five-minute-long soliloquy about someone that has accepted Garfield as their lord and savior.
22:00. YouTube plans for this year.
* Fallen Titans goes first because if not he is not bothering. Animeme, Chills.
* "I'm impressed how much the iCarly project has touched my life", " Is like my life into a sitcom. All the things Carly worries about except meeting boys, is what I go through. Well maybe also boys".
* Re-doing Fred to get into Nickelodeon trying to "get the Internet". Victorious, Back at the Barnyard, Ned's Declassified.
* Re-doing FOP live-action reviews.
- They keep failing to launch the game at 27:00.
35:00. "Who is CockandBalls?"
-Two users (Nigguv8 and cdogreen) kept trying to crash the stream by spamming sound effects.
37:16. Quinton once wanted to be a voice impersonator. He does a Shaggy impression and then shares how he used to do roleplay with his friends (he was and wasn't into) by doing an elf voice that sounded like retroactive Dr. Doofenschmirtz.
42:00. Quinton opens up about the challenges of watching iCarly.
- Someone named LasagnaCat kept joining their game and crashed them. Quinton constantly bitches about them because they could be a troll.
- MariMari has to remind chat to not ask Quinton 'shady questions'.
- "How can someone play Raid for over a year as a joke?"
- "Ask Quinton about that time he got shirtless for Raid: Shadow Legends"
- MariMari and Mariposa claim that the latter made a Garfield meme Quinton liked and he got in contact with both. In the end, both were starstruck because they are fans of his.
 
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38 viewers on a Twitch stream because all he kept talking about was Garfield memes as he played Garfield Kart

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- basically that hour and a half Twitch stream summed up in a meme
 
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Oliver Onions said:
He has far too much self-loathing to ever become FilmRobert, and not enough squandered talent to become the tragedy that is Spoony; my predicted trajectory for Q, if he doesn't have a troon saga, is a couple more years slipping further into obscurity then either sunset or disappear off the internet and actually make something of his life.

I wouldn't even give him the credit of anticipating a Moviebob x Lindsay Ellis-style meltdown because he's too fucking boring and pathetic.

If I hadn't just seem someone mention his age I would never believe this motherfucker was 25. He has the pallid bloat of a career alcoholic staring down the barrel of his 40s.
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His likelihood of having a troon saga is high especially given how hard he simps for contrapoints. The sad fuck literally said contrapoints will save the world and bought the meme that he's "deradicalizing" the alt right.
 
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Why in the hot blue fuck is a grown man with 400k YouTube subs on a Twitch channel with less than 200 talking to what sounds worryingly like a child about Garfield the cat's fucking voice actors.

Even ignoring that, holy shit he is so depressing to listen to; if I didn't know who he was already you could not convince me this man has nearly half a million people following his work, actually interested to hear whatever drivel falls from his mushmouth.
 
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Lapis Lazuli said:
As always, it's the shitty SJW western v-tubers nobody really gives a shit about. I don't follow any v-tubers myself, but it seems that, compared to the Japanese ones, none of the western ones peculiarly stand out from each other.
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Every single one of them are TBA VTubers, the worst of them all who do nothing but post selfies (defeating the entire point of being a VTuber) and tweet. To quote Mori Calliope, "Stop tweeting and start creating."
 
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