Artcow Jiminycricketfan007 - Girl who's married to Jiminy Cricket

Frank Rizzo said:
I'm actually a bit curious.

Derpy claims she's misunderstood (I know, a lolcow saying they're misunderstood, I'm shocked too).

My question is: What exactly is there to misunderstand about her being in love with a cricket?
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A quick look at her profile shows a comment thread where she says she has Asperger's.

@Derpygirl197 A couple of the Kiwis here are on the spectrum. We just don't put embarassing stuff out. And if anyone did call us out on weird shit, we'd likely ignore it.

You are not doing yourself any favors by threatening the site or calling attention to it.
 
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The Strange Noise

The evening was perfect it was me and jiminy cuddling on the sofa me asleep deep into his belly he was looking down on me smiling and putting his arm around me stroking my cheek with his thumb all was just perfect.

When suddenly "growl!" I herd the most strange sound I have ever herd I just ignored it jiminy was chuckling his belly going up and down i just shrugged my shoulders and hugged his chest for some reason he put his hand on his belly and patted it I went back to sleep "Grroowwll!" there it went again but much louder he really started rubbing his belly now like he was on pain or something.

I awoke I asked him where the noise was coming from "Jiminy" I asked "yes sweet-heart" he replyed "was that your belly rumbling may I ask"As I said this I poked his belly with my finger not hard but gently he chuckled and cuddled me close to his belly so my cheek was squished into it he kissed me " yes it was my belly sorry if it woke you up darling".

after he said this he gently stroked my cheek with his hand "your stomach growls are so loud" I said "I know they are it hurts a bit" he began to rub his stomach again i could see what he meant I could see the look on his face it looked like he was in pain I kissed his cheek then hugged his belly I could hear a very low growl from his belly my eyes fluttered I sighed jiminy looked down at me and saw me smiling and hugging his belly he smiled he slid his hand under my head and rubbed his belly for my head was on it the sounds of his stomach growls were quite sexy for I like the sound of a hungry cricket

jiminy then took my hand in his and layed it on his belly he started stroking my hand my heart was racing when suddenly "Grroowwll" went his stomach where my hand was it actually made it shake as it was so loud "Woah you are hungry " I said with amazement "for a small cricket you do have one huge stomach growl" i patted his belly his stomach was huge no wonder his belly growls were so loud for whenever he rubbed it his hand took up half of his waistcoat and his hands were huge compared to mine

Jiminy laughed. when he laughed his belly was going up and down and my head was on his belly so my head was going up and down as well that made him laugh even more it also made me laugh.
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he leaned down and together we kissed then I got up and made dinner for him. "what are you cooking dear" he asked " I'm cooking your favourite spaghetti and meatballs how does that sound for that hungry belly" jiminy looked down at his belly where his hand was rubbing it then back to me he just blushed his cheeks turning pink I walked over to him and kissed each of his blushing cheeks he hugged me and I hugged him back "growl" went his stomach again,

I knelt down beside him leaned in close to his chest and kissed his growling belly he knew how much I loved his chest and his stomach.

he put his hand on my stomach as well for mine started rumbling I put my hand on his gloved hand the feeling of the silky glove was heaven to my stomach so after that I went into the kitchen to get dinner on "Love you Darling" was all I herd from the living room I smiled and replyed "Love you more my lil Jim-Jim".
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Derpygirl197 said:
Just fucking leave me alone!!! I am sick og the bullying :'( you people don't even know me!! You don't know what I have been through. I don't desserve this crap!!!!
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Derpygirl197 said:
Just stop bullying me all of you!! :'( I've been bullied my whole life for other reasons. Not just this I am sick of it!!
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And you think devoting your life to wanting to marry a fictional character who isn't even the same species as you is going to stop the bullying? I'm not advocating bullying, but I am pointing out that you're a little nuts.

No, but seriously. Most lolcows are visibly recognisable as being a little retarded. You look like a generally normal nice person. You're probably very nice.

It's just the fact that you want to marry a cartoon cricket. It's bizarre, considering you could probably get an actual boyfriend quite easily.

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How am I making it worse I'm simply asking you lot to stop I don't need it I'm going through a lot right now. I don't need it.
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You're making it worse by posting here. If you disappeared, people would forget about you within the month. But by constantly posting, all you're doing is drawing more attention to yourself.

You don't have to read this. You don't have to be here.
 
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Derpygirl197 said:
How am I making it worse I'm simply asking you lot to stop I don't need it I'm going through a lot right now. I don't need it.
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No one here is going to stop just because you are asking. It hasn't worked for anyone else that this forum discusses and it won't start with you.
 
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Derpygirl197 said:
Just fucking leave me alone!!! I am sick of the bullying :'( you people don't even know me!! You don't know what I have been through. I don't desserve this crap!!!!
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Step 1) Open browser history.
Step 2) Delete all the browser history up to when you first discovered the Kiwi Farms.
Step 3) Hit the X button on your browser.
Step 4) Move on with your life.

Look, since you just seem like an eccentric little artist with her love for crickets, I'll be nice and be as blunt as possible with you. The thread is not going away. It will never go away. And, in fact, you posting here only attracts more people to look into you, giving you even more attention.

All we're gonna do here is probably open the thread, laugh a bit, and then probably just talk about shit in the thread. Aside from a few lurkers who may be individuals of the most nice guy caliber of exceptional, no one is gonna chase you to dA unless you decide to come here and keep telling us to quit it. ... Because we're not. OK? Thread is posted. It's here. No one's gonna delete it.

You want it to go away? Then go away and we'll forget about you.

... But deep down, I know you're gonna keep telling us to bring down the thread. You'll accuse us of cyberbullying, threaten the authorities, maybe even say someone's gonna take down the site. You aren't the first. You aren't the last. Just once I hope to see someone realize that what a bunch of idiots on a forum say does not affect how they want to live their life. If you want to swoon over a fucking animated cricket, more power to you, but people will fucking laugh at you. You cannot change that.

You know what you can change? You can change how much fuel you add to this fire by clicking the X button and leaving the Farms. Simple as that. Don't draw attention to yourself, and the more diligent of the Kiwis won't look into you. And if you decide to keep bitching, well, I fucking warned you.

:popcorn: Please make the right decision. ... Well, either way I still win, so do whatever your heart tells you to do.
 
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