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[Divine right to rule]

Would you rather be in a bunker in stalingrad or a bed with Kevin and Phil? (In the middle)

One of the options would leave me my dignity, a clean death, and the high probablility that my body would not be used for funny business. The other one involves an am hole.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

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We lived another day.... But at what cost?

If only my mind had a reset button I could use after reading this shit.

yazidis are degenerate humans
Anyone who is yazidi should shoot themself in the head or take a bath with a toaster

”the Druze are degenerate subhumans. Anyone who is Druze needs to commit toaster bath”

Daesh or troon just got a whole lot harder.

 

[Lubby Smith]

In what is surely a harbinger of the apocalypse, Kevin Gibes has been retweeted by Lou Gagliardi.

 

[Witthel]

In what is surely a harbinger of the apocalypse, Kevin Gibes has been retweeted by Lou Gagliardi.
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Lou moving to the tranch when?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Lou moving to the tranch when?

He could give every Tranchero an Ipad.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

In what is surely a harbinger of the apocalypse, Kevin Gibes has been retweeted by Lou Gagliardi.
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Archive, please. Exact-ish point here.
I wouldn't want to lose this precious fragment of Tran Ranch×Lardo Retardo crossover lore to the latter's eventual diabetic rage twitter wipe.

He could give every Tranchero an Ipad.

Louprah Griftfrey: "You get an iPad! You get an iPad and you get an iPad! EVER-BODY-GETS-AN-IPAD!"

Lou moving to the tranch when?

بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَٰنِ الرَّحِيمِ
١ الم
٢ ذَٰلِكَ الْكِتَابُ لَا رَيْبَ ۛ فِيهِ ۛ هُدًى لِلْمُتَّقِينَ
٣ الَّذِينَ يُؤْمِنُونَ بِالْغَيْبِ وَيُقِيمُونَ الصَّلَاةَ وَمِمَّا رَزَقْنَاهُمْ يُنْفِقُونَ
٤ وَالَّذِينَ يُؤْمِنُونَ بِمَا أُنْزِلَ إِلَيْكَ وَمَا أُنْزِلَ مِنْ قَبْلِكَ وَبِالْآخِرَةِ هُمْ يُوقِنُونَ
٥ أُولَٰئِكَ عَلَىٰ هُدًى مِنْ رَبِّهِمْ ۖ وَأُولَٰئِكَ هُمُ الْمُفْلِحُونَ
٦ إِنَّ الَّذِينَ كَفَرُوا سَوَاءٌ عَلَيْهِمْ أَأَنْذَرْتَهُمْ أَمْ لَمْ تُنْذِرْهُمْ لَا يُؤْمِنُونَ
٧ خَتَمَ اللَّهُ عَلَىٰ قُلُوبِهِمْ وَعَلَىٰ سَمْعِهِمْ ۖ وَعَلَىٰ أَبْصَارِهِمْ غِشَاوَةٌ ۖ وَلَهُمْ عَذَابٌ عَظِيمٌ
٨ وَمِنَ النَّاسِ مَنْ يَقُولُ آمَنَّا بِاللَّهِ وَبِالْيَوْمِ الْآخِرِ وَمَا هُمْ بِمُؤْمِنِينَ
٩ يُخَادِعُونَ اللَّهَ وَالَّذِينَ آمَنُوا وَمَا يَخْدَعُونَ إِلَّا أَنْفُسَهُمْ وَمَا يَشْعُرُونَ
١٠ فِي قُلُوبِهِمْ مَرَضٌ فَزَادَهُمُ اللَّهُ مَرَضًا ۖ وَلَهُمْ عَذَابٌ أَلِيمٌ بِمَا كَانُوا يَكْذِبُونَ
١١ وَإِذَا قِيلَ لَهُمْ لَا تُفْسِدُوا فِي الْأَرْضِ قَالُوا إِنَّمَا نَحْنُ مُصْلِحُونَ
١٢ أَلَا إِنَّهُمْ هُمُ الْمُفْسِدُونَ وَلَٰكِنْ لَا يَشْعُرُونَ
١٣ وَإِذَا قِيلَ لَهُمْ آمِنُوا كَمَا آمَنَ النَّاسُ قَالُوا أَنُؤْمِنُ كَمَا آمَنَ السُّفَهَاءُ ۗ أَلَا إِنَّهُمْ هُمُ السُّفَهَاءُ وَلَٰكِنْ لَا يَعْلَمُونَ

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَٰنِ الرَّحِيمِ
١ الم
٢ ذَٰلِكَ الْكِتَابُ لَا رَيْبَ ۛ فِيهِ ۛ هُدًى لِلْمُتَّقِينَ
٣ الَّذِينَ يُؤْمِنُونَ بِالْغَيْبِ وَيُقِيمُونَ الصَّلَاةَ وَمِمَّا رَزَقْنَاهُمْ يُنْفِقُونَ
٤ وَالَّذِينَ يُؤْمِنُونَ بِمَا أُنْزِلَ إِلَيْكَ وَمَا أُنْزِلَ مِنْ قَبْلِكَ وَبِالْآخِرَةِ هُمْ يُوقِنُونَ
٥ أُولَٰئِكَ عَلَىٰ هُدًى مِنْ رَبِّهِمْ ۖ وَأُولَٰئِكَ هُمُ الْمُفْلِحُونَ
٦ إِنَّ الَّذِينَ كَفَرُوا سَوَاءٌ عَلَيْهِمْ أَأَنْذَرْتَهُمْ أَمْ لَمْ تُنْذِرْهُمْ لَا يُؤْمِنُونَ
٧ خَتَمَ اللَّهُ عَلَىٰ قُلُوبِهِمْ وَعَلَىٰ سَمْعِهِمْ ۖ وَعَلَىٰ أَبْصَارِهِمْ غِشَاوَةٌ ۖ وَلَهُمْ عَذَابٌ عَظِيمٌ
٨ وَمِنَ النَّاسِ مَنْ يَقُولُ آمَنَّا بِاللَّهِ وَبِالْيَوْمِ الْآخِرِ وَمَا هُمْ بِمُؤْمِنِينَ
٩ يُخَادِعُونَ اللَّهَ وَالَّذِينَ آمَنُوا وَمَا يَخْدَعُونَ إِلَّا أَنْفُسَهُمْ وَمَا يَشْعُرُونَ
١٠ فِي قُلُوبِهِمْ مَرَضٌ فَزَادَهُمُ اللَّهُ مَرَضًا ۖ وَلَهُمْ عَذَابٌ أَلِيمٌ بِمَا كَانُوا يَكْذِبُونَ
١١ وَإِذَا قِيلَ لَهُمْ لَا تُفْسِدُوا فِي الْأَرْضِ قَالُوا إِنَّمَا نَحْنُ مُصْلِحُونَ
١٢ أَلَا إِنَّهُمْ هُمُ الْمُفْسِدُونَ وَلَٰكِنْ لَا يَشْعُرُونَ
١٣ وَإِذَا قِيلَ لَهُمْ آمِنُوا كَمَا آمَنَ النَّاسُ قَالُوا أَنُؤْمِنُ كَمَا آمَنَ السُّفَهَاءُ ۗ أَلَا إِنَّهُمْ هُمُ السُّفَهَاءُ وَلَٰكِنْ لَا يَعْلَمُونَ

 

[Old Fart]

Excellent, the tranchers crying wolf is starting to get noticed outside of tranny twitter.
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This guy is the CEO of a cyber security company and has 85k followers.
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> wants to dismantle the surveillance state
> insists on drones with IR cameras

Jarrod is a depressed, suicidal, heavily armed, tranny who was/is taking amphetamines ("ADD meds"). A few examples:
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Until now, my bets were on Bonnie losing it. Now, Jarrodsie is upping the ante.

 

[Storfle]

Until now, my bets were on Bonnie losing it. Now, Jarrodsie is upping the ante.

It's always fun when a barely noticed side character turns out to be the Big Bad. I never say this about anyone, but I wish he would tweet more!

 

[super thug]

I can't get over just how fucking retarded Peni is. "Survived another night, bitches". Come on. We all know that nobody is threatening you. I also survived another night! Woohoo! Because the number of people threatening you and I is ZERO. Why can't you show us the threats? Either pics of something physical like a letter or upload it like a VM? Where are the threats? Show us. What exactly is the threat, anyway? People are threatening to do what, exactly? Kill you, kick your ass, rustle your alpacas? Can you be a little less vague on such an important topic?

You know they're just making it all up as they go along. "We got powder in the mail" then later "it was powdered acid" and they really painted themselves into a corner with that one because once it was pointed out that powdered acid was not anything to worry about they then had to concede it was some food additive, itching powder. Night patrols over itching powder! Body armor and FLIR drones (FLIR drones are pretty cool tho). They really can't stop looking like complete ass clowns for even one minute of their useless, parasitic lives. They're making it up as they go along. Like how children lie. Keep talking, faggots, keep lying. The best part is that they're all far, far too stupid to ever lie convincingly to a sane, competent person. It's very entertaining.

He brags about their "community" rushing to their aid. Yeah, dumbass, you lied to them. How many more times can you pull it off before no one falls for it anymore? I also love how he "promises to pay it forward". The sad sacks that got fleeced shouldn't hold their breath. Also, wtf is this about a CEO caring about the Tranch? How can a CEO be this gullible? You don't stay in charge for long if you're getting rolled over by horse shit like this. I thought maybe it could just be some performative wokeness on the CEO's part? However, if you wanted to do some performative wokeness, can't you find some better recipients for that attention? Like the fucking Tranch is the best you and your boys could come up with?

I absolutely love the superstraight thing. Such an elegant solution to this troon nonsense, in hindsight "superstraight" was inevitable. We should create a non-profit to help poor innocent superstraight children living with profane pro-troon parents to escape their abusive environment. LOL! Too little too late to save poor Jazz or Desmond, but it'd be nice to see an actually useful non-profit in this mire of gender faggotry.

This season is really getting good.

 

[Witthel]

I can't get over just how fucking retarded Peni is. "Survived another night, bitches". Come on. We all know that nobody is threatening you. I also survived another night! Woohoo! Because the number of people threatening you and I is ZERO. Why can't you show us the threats? Either pics of something physical like a letter or upload it like a VM? Where are the threats? Show us. What exactly is the threat, anyway? People are threatening to do what, exactly? Kill you, kick your ass, rustle your alpacas? Can you be a little less vague on such an important topic?

You know they're just making it all up as they go along. "We got powder in the mail" then later "it was powdered acid" and they really painted themselves into a corner with that one because once it was pointed out that powdered acid was not anything to worry about they then had to concede it was some food additive, itching powder. Night patrols over itching powder! Body armor and FLIR drones (FLIR drones are pretty cool tho). They really can't stop looking like complete ass clowns for even one minute of their useless, parasitic lives. They're making it up as they go along. Like how children lie. Keep talking, faggots, keep lying. The best part is that they're all far, far too stupid to ever lie convincingly to a sane, competent person. It's very entertaining.

He brags about their "community" rushing to their aid. Yeah, dumbass, you lied to them. How many more times can you pull it off before no one falls for it anymore? I also love how he "promises to pay it forward". The sad sacks that got fleeced shouldn't hold their breath. Also, wtf is this about a CEO caring about the Tranch? How can a CEO be this gullible? You don't stay in charge for long if you're getting rolled over by horse shit like this. I thought maybe it could just be some performative wokeness on the CEO's part? However, if you wanted to do some performative wokeness, can't you find some better recipients for that attention? Like the fucking Tranch is the best you and your boys could come up with?

I absolutely love the superstraight thing. Such an elegant solution to this troon nonsense, in hindsight "superstraight" was inevitable. We should create a non-profit to help poor innocent superstraight children living with profane pro-troon parents to help escape their abusive environment. LOL! Too little too late to save poor Jazz or Desmond, but it'd be nice to see an actually useful non-profit in this mire of gender faggotry.

This season is really getting good.

>inb4 They make a pipe bomb in order to claim that "fascists" sent it to them in the mail, but they accidentally set it off.

 

[Love Thug's Hate]

I can't get over just how fucking retarded Peni is. "Survived another night, bitches". Come on. We all know that nobody is threatening you. I also survived another night! Woohoo! Because the number of people threatening you and I is ZERO. Why can't you show us the threats? Either pics of something physical like a letter or upload it like a VM? Where are the threats? Show us. What exactly is the threat, anyway? People are threatening to do what, exactly? Kill you, kick your ass, rustle your alpacas? Can you be a little less vague on such an important topic?

You know they're just making it all up as they go along. "We got powder in the mail" then later "it was powdered acid" and they really painted themselves into a corner with that one because once it was pointed out that powdered acid was not anything to worry about they then had to concede it was some food additive, itching powder. Night patrols over itching powder! Body armor and FLIR drones (FLIR drones are pretty cool tho). They really can't stop looking like complete ass clowns for even one minute of their useless, parasitic lives. They're making it up as they go along. Like how children lie. Keep talking, faggots, keep lying. The best part is that they're all far, far too stupid to ever lie convincingly to a sane, competent person. It's very entertaining.

He brags about their "community" rushing to their aid. Yeah, dumbass, you lied to them. How many more times can you pull it off before no one falls for it anymore? I also love how he "promises to pay it forward". The sad sacks that got fleeced shouldn't hold their breath. Also, wtf is this about a CEO caring about the Tranch? How can a CEO be this gullible? You don't stay in charge for long if you're getting rolled over by horse shit like this. I thought maybe it could just be some performative wokeness on the CEO's part? However, if you wanted to do some performative wokeness, can't you find some better recipients for that attention? Like the fucking Tranch is the best you and your boys could come up with?

I absolutely love the superstraight thing. Such an elegant solution to this troon nonsense, in hindsight "superstraight" was inevitable. We should create a non-profit to help poor innocent superstraight children living with profane pro-troon parents to help escape their abusive environment. LOL! Too little too late to save poor Jazz or Desmond, but it'd be nice to see an actually useful non-profit in this mire of gender faggotry.

This season is really getting good.

They don't have proof, because it's literally all in their head. They probably think that people talk behind their back 24/7. Ever since they were getting bullied in middle school all troons got that persecution complex and victim mentality stuck to them like a glue. Cant even dissolve it, the only way they get rid of is le 41%

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

>inb4 They make a pipe bomb in order to claim that "fascists" sent it to them in the mail, but they accidentally set it off.

Just going to leave this here.

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

We're surprised that Penny wants praise for existing? That's the culture.

 

[Law]

So Jarrod has been collecting unemployment huh?

I wonder if he's still getting it? Maybe he's using his mom's address for it, and didn't update his address to the Tranch with the government.
Also don't you only get unemployment if you had a job previously? Wonder where he worked?

 

[super thug]

>inb4 They make a pipe bomb in order to claim that "fascists" sent it to them in the mail, but they accidentally set it off.

They don't have proof, because it's literally all in their head. They probably think that people talk behind their back 24/7. Ever since they were getting bullied in middle school all troons got that persecution complex and victim mentality stuck to them like a glue. Cant even dissolve it, the only way they get rid of is le 41%

Yeah, they can't say what the threat is because it doesn't exist. If they reveal the threat and it is serious/something that warrants real attention then the authorities would become involved and the whole farce would fall apart very quickly. If they reveal the threat and it doesn't warrant serious attention then they look like the fools they are going to all this trouble over itching powder. So they'll never be more precise about any of this, because they can't be. Painted themselves into a corner, again.

They might just be barely smart enough to know they shouldn't take this any further than they have.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

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We lived another day.... But at what cost?

Wedge's dick couldn't reach someone's uvula, even if he went (no longer existing) balls deep.

 

[pog]

The sheer amount of money Kevin makes to be a fat ugly troon tapping away at twitter is not fucking fair. Seriously, $14,000 fucking dollars and people paying his bills for him so he can spend it all on toys???? Fuck me, dude.

 

[Aramis]

The sheer amount of money Kevin makes to be a fat ugly troon tapping away at twitter is not fucking fair. Seriously, $14,000 fucking dollars and people paying his bills for him so he can spend it all on toys???? Fuck me, dude.

Would you trade your family, relationships, a steady home and your cock and balls to live in the middle of fucking nowhere surrounded by armed lunatics for it, though?

 

[Old Fart]

Would you trade your family, relationships, a steady home and your cock and balls to live in the middle of fucking nowhere surrounded flanked by armed lunatics on both sides in the same bed for it, though?

Fixed.