Artcow Jiminycricketfan007 - Girl who's married to Jiminy Cricket

[Johnny Bravo]

Just stop bullying me all of you!! I've been bullied my whole life for other reasons. Not just this I am sick of it!!

Welcome to the Farms! You have made a poor choice by coming here.

So I'm curious, how much tracing do you do in your drawings? I've noticed that the kind of paper you use doesn't seem conductive to tracing. Have you just drawn Jimminy so much you've memorized how to do his head?

 

[Derpygirl197]

And you think devoting your life to wanting to marry a fictional character who isn't even the same species as you is going to stop the bullying? I'm not advocating bullying, but I am pointing out that you're a little nuts.

No, but seriously. Most lolcows are visibly recognisable as being a little retarded. You look like a generally normal nice person. You're probably very nice.

It's just the fact that you want to marry a cartoon cricket. It's bizarre, considering you could probably get an actual boyfriend quite easily.

I made that mistake Im not with Jiminy. I CREATED a character OC cricket for him and I gave her my name. It's not easy for me to get a boyfriend. And I have had relationships which have lasted for quiet a few months but they haven't worked out. The last one broke my heart. Everyone is a little nuts in their own way not everyone is perfect

 

[Pinhead]

I made that mistake Im not with Jiminy. I CREATED a character OC cricket for him and I gave her my name. It's not easy for me to get a boyfriend. And I have had relationships which have lasted for quiet a few months but they haven't worked out. The last one broke my heart. Everyone is a little nuts in their own way not everyone is perfect

It's not easy to get a boyfriend because you're obsessing over a cartoon cricket from the 40s, to an unhealthy degree. It just brings up red flags and people will avoid anyone who gives off those red flags.

I'm not saying you're a bad person, or you don't deserve to have a boyfriend, and I'm not saying you shouldn't be a fan of Jiminy Cricket. I'm just saying, tone it down a little, and stop reacting so extremely to criticism, and you'll probably find your life goes a lot smoother.

Everyone is a little nuts in their own way, true, but most people don't get threads about them. That should be the first sign that maybe you're taking this all a little far.

And like we've said repeatedly, if you continue to post here, all you're doing is drawing attention to yourself. The easiest way to stop people talking about you is to stop fueling the fire.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I made that mistake Im not with Jiminy. I CREATED a character OC cricket for him and I gave her my name. It's not easy for me to get a boyfriend. And I have had relationships which have lasted for quiet a few months but they haven't worked out. The last one broke my heart. Everyone is a little nuts in their own way not everyone is perfect

Bro, he's a cricket. And generally when people name their "OCs" after themselves, they're self-inserts.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I made that mistake Im not with Jiminy. I CREATED a character OC cricket for him and I gave her my name. It's not easy for me to get a boyfriend. And I have had relationships which have lasted for quiet a few months but they haven't worked out. The last one broke my heart. Everyone is a little nuts in their own way not everyone is perfect

1) Writers generally tend to avoid using their own names in their works (or themselves in general) because it often comes off as projecting. Which 99% of the time it is.

2) Men are dicks. Women are dicks. Everyone is a dick. Your last boyfriend was a dick. We're dicks. Hell, there might even be someone you've been a dick to and you might not have even noticed it. In some way we've all been dicks. I'm sorry, but that's simply not going to change. All you can do is realize that just because people are sometimes mean to you does not mean your little world doesn't come crumbling down.

Again, you are not helping matters.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

@Derpygirl197 phone for you!

 

[HickoryDickory]

I made that mistake Im not with Jiminy. I CREATED a character OC cricket for him and I gave her my name. It's not easy for me to get a boyfriend. And I have had relationships which have lasted for quiet a few months but they haven't worked out. The last one broke my heart. Everyone is a little nuts in their own way not everyone is perfect

Not everyone is perfect, but not everyone threatens hacking over nonsense. It's obvious that you take yourself too seriously, and it's not the responsibility of others to walk on eggshells around you. It's all up to you in how you will deal with your aspergers. Don't define yourself by it and don't use it as a crutch.

 

[PantsOfDesire]

I made that mistake Im not with Jiminy. I CREATED a character OC cricket for him and I gave her my name. It's not easy for me to get a boyfriend. And I have had relationships which have lasted for quiet a few months but they haven't worked out. The last one broke my heart. Everyone is a little nuts in their own way not everyone is perfect

We all do regrettable things when young, and some of us are fortunate enough to have done this prior to the Internet. Nobody is perfect, and wanting to screw a cartoon cricket is probably pretty far from perfect.

Make your stuff private, enjoy your fetish and acting out, and don't let your Internet footprint fuck up your real life when in the future you leave this phase behind you. i.e. job interviews and boyfriends are going to be difficult if your real name is linked to your online weirdness. Alternatively you could move to Borneo.

 

[annausagi2]

Not everyone is perfect, but not everyone threatens hacking over nonsense. It's obvious that you take yourself too seriously, and it's not the responsibility of others t walk on eggshells around you. It's all up to you in how you will deal with your aspergers. Don't define yourself by it and don't use it as a crutch.

Exactly this.
From one aspie-girl to another: if you've got an obsession over something weird (fawning over a cartoon cricket and his belly would fall under this category), it's better not to flaunt it on the internet. At least not if you're not prepared to take critisism and weird glances/comments from other people.

 

[Van Darkholme]

Just fucking leave me alone!!! I am sick of the bullying you people don't even know me!! You don't know what I have been through. I don't desserve this crap!!!!

Nobody is bullying you.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Derpy, this is a 100 percent legit, non-trolling question:

How and when did your liking of Jiminy start? What drew you too him?

 

[1d4]

We all do regrettable things when young, and some of us are fortunate enough to have done this prior to the Internet. Nobody is perfect, and wanting to screw a cartoon cricket is probably pretty far from perfect.

Make your stuff private, enjoy your fetish and acting out, and don't let your Internet footprint fuck up your real life when in the future you leave this phase behind you. i.e. job interviews and boyfriends are going to be difficult if your real name is linked to your online weirdness. Alternatively you could move to Borneo.

this ^

derpy, you have the fortune of being both very young and very new. you can still reverse the damage that's been done by showing up here, but only if you stop flaunting your fetishes and other TMI-tier junk out in the open and don't take every comment that mocks you as a personal attack.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

I always find it funny how so many cows think just discussing them is considered bullying. The world isn't all lollipops and crickets, derpygirl my dear. People are going to talk about you if you go around actively proclaiming you want to fuck a bug.

 

[Derpygirl197]

Derpy, this is a 100 percent legit, non-trolling question:

How and when did your liking of Jiminy start? What drew you too him?

It started when I was like 15 I noticed he was a very forgotten disney character and he needed more love. It was also his kind and caring personality is what drew me to him and his singing I fell in love with.

I'm not a rude person once you actually talk to me I'm nothing like WoggleBugLover she is more worse she is in her 30's I'm only 18 Im still considered young

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

It started when I was like 15 I noticed he was a very forgotten disney character and he needed more love. It was also his kind and caring personality is what drew me to him and his singing I fell in love with.

So, like the wogglebug chick.

 

[wheat pasta]

Oh.
Oh, goodness. Goodness gracious, me. This... This is is really something.

So, like the wogglebug chick.

Maybe she'll have the same sense as her and (more or less) get outta here before things get any uglier.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

It started when I was like 15 I noticed he was a very forgotten disney character and he needed more love. It was also his kind and caring personality is what drew me to him and his singing I fell in love with.

I'm not a rude person once you actually talk to me I'm nothing like WoggleBugLover she is more worse she is in her 30's I'm only 18 Im still considered young

So, two points here:

1) I'm surprised you consider him a "forgotten Disney character". He's pretty much the singer of one of the most memorable Disney songs ever.

2) Let's try not to Connor/A- Log other lolcows.

 

[TaterTotTitties]

Just fucking leave me alone!!! I am sick of the bullying you people don't even know me!! You don't know what I have been through. I don't desserve this crap!!!!

Lol no. Do not subject yourself to which you have no need to. In other words, you don't have be here right now, no one is making you participate in this forum. You chose to make an account and proceed to scream and throw your little tantrum. You could just go outside and play with a real cricket or something. I don't know what you children do nowadays.

 

[BestCommenter]

My question is: What exactly is there to misunderstand about her being in love with a cricket?

Nothing. Nothing can be misunderstood. You want to fuck a cricket, fine, just don't post it where anyone in the world can see it.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

It started when I was like 15 I noticed he was a very forgotten disney character and he needed more love. It was also his kind and caring personality is what drew me to him and his singing I fell in love with.

I'm not a rude person once you actually talk to me I'm nothing like WoggleBugLover she is more worse she is in her 30's I'm only 18 Im still considered young

Jiminy Cricket is an incredibly iconic Disney character. Hell, he's even in Kingdom Hearts. He's hardly forgotten, I can assure you.