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Phil just gave us a white-hot take in his streamchat: Reopening will kill "tons", but Kat will be fine (you know, probably):

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If I didn't know he's been doing this for ages, these posts would make me think he was some kind of committed performance artist.

EDIT: You know what? Phil has triggered my 'tism so you all are getting an impromptu biology lesson. At the risk of stating the obvious Phil was probably asleep when they learned about DNA in science class.

Coronavirus is what is called a retrovirus because it uses RNA (ribonucleic acid) rather than DNA (deoxyribonucleic acid) for its genetic material. There are many differences but from a public-health perspective the main one is that RNA chains tend to be much shorter than DNA ones which makes RNA-based organisms much more likely to mutate. This is why the Brazilian and South African variants occurred so quickly and why pharma companies are or at least should be very nervous: Even if the existing vaccines provide immunity or near-immunity to the common strains it's entirely plausible that a large chunk of the world will have strains which are resistant or immune to them by the time vaccines get rolled out to shithole countries. Herd immunity may not be guaranteed until 2022 and some amount of ongoing monitoring will be a necessity.

This is not a new phenomenon either, my high school bio teacher used to work in medical research and he told us that the underlying science between an HIV/AIDS cure was well understood but any vaccine they actually sent to the FDA for approval would probably only effect a small handful of strains (i.e. a small subset of the infected population). There is ongoing work in this area but it's widely accepted that lifelong antiretroviral therapy will almost certainly be more effective than anything new they develop.
 
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Restreamers and other detractor channels along with "forums" (we know which one HINT HINT) just got a personalized shoutout! We're all mentally ill motherfuckers!

EDIT: We just got a personalized shoutout! He mentioned KiwiFarms! Hey Dave!

EDIT 2: INDIRECT TEVIN SHOUTOUT! HE SAID THAT HE FINALLY "WOKE UP"!
 
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"determinet eh policy"?
DownFromTheRafters, is that you buddy?

Phil is currently commenting that someone who used to restream him has moved on and Phil is praising him. "You finally woke up, huh?! You realized things can be more positive and productive for you!" Phil is pretending he doesn't know anything about 'this person'.

Tevin started restreaming you constantly because you got him banned from Twitch, Phil. He's unbanned because your buttboi Hassan got metoo'd. This positive occurrence was something your shitty, backdoor behavior blocked from happening. Tevin's success is literally because you lost power you never deserved to have, and are failing.

EDIT: Yeah, he's losing his mind on us right now. Keep counting his coins, it's driving him nuts.
Phil is asking if he was born with the 100 luck stat, as we claim, he's never going to get cancelled, so why would we try.
What were the microtransactions, Phil?
 
lol he knows a SUSPICIOUS amount of very specific things about detractor communities for someone who supposedly doesn't care about them and doesn't watch any detractor khantent

EDIT: "Whenever a detractor apologizes to me because they say they've finally seen the light I accept it and welcome them" Does this nigga think he's Jesus Christ now?
 
EDIT: We're getting an extended 'protect yourself' segment today going in on detractors stalking him and nosing into his business. He is moral grandstanding trying to say that he feels bad for us and wants us to get better instead of camping on forums making up conspiracies. Translation: Phil is getting pissy that we're breathing down his neck as he outright sloppily lies and hides money to beg. Literally nothing else has happened lately, so there is nothing else that could prompt this vitriol.
But yesterday he demanded people who were arguing in his chat take their disagreement to DMs.

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Just said the big held tip was never released and has disappeared into the ether.
 
He allegedly spent literally everything raised last week on bills and 'repairs' that he didn't feel he should be 'legally responsible for' but the company doing them 'disagreed' and are insisting Phil pay.

Did he actually phrase it this way because while claiming he had to pay, he's also claiming he has to pay in the future.
or he got a call from the condo association in CT that told him he had to pay for some additional repairs, and Phil is angry because he feels MidFirst should be responsible for this.
I could see that in between the time he said fuck you I'm not paying and midfirst actually got to take the shack back, the electricity bill was never paid and it got shut off allowing the pipes to freeze.
 
Phil is asking chat if they've seen WillSonofAaragorn lately, as he hasn't seen him 'in a few days', but his tip is still in limbo and it may not go through, so he wants to tell him to cancel it.

That statement is suspect for any number of reasons, not the least of which was the dude was there on Friday.
Im not currently watching, but didnt he already tell him to cancel the tip? I coulda sworn he told him to cancel it the other day.

Phil: Every once in a while one of my former trolls, my former haters, will approach me and say "Phil. I'm sorry. I've seen the light. You were right."
Lol and how many times has one of his former fans gone over to the dark side (pun intended) and seen the... What would the opposite of light be, darkness?
 
Phil: Every once in a while one of my former trolls, my former haters, will approach me and say "Phil. I'm sorry. I've seen the light. You were right."
Lie better Phail. Everyone knows you don't go anywhere for someone to walk up to you even if they might recognize you. And no one apologizes for being correct. You are a proven liar. What would they have to apologize for?
 
Phil, I don't hate you, I just find autistic beggers extremely funny
If I ever win the lottery I will fly out to meet wings with a million dollar cheque, one of those big silly ones for the media, get wings to say '' fuck you DSP ''
then shower him in diet Pepsi

just to watch you cry for years every time you see or hear the name wings
 
Im not currently watching, but didnt he already tell him to cancel the tip? I could sworn he told him to cancel it the other day.
He did, yes. Phil stipulated today that he wasn't sure if he has cancelled it yet or not.
It felt like some weird contrivance just to bring up the fact that he still hasn't go the money (allegedly).

Did he actually phrase it this way because while claiming he had to pay, he's also claiming he has to pay in the future.
I don't think I hit it word for word, but it was pretty close. I got the impression it was something he suddenly had to pay in its entirety last week and he feels it was a one-off payment (if it was real at all). Phil said that, in the past, he would have paid it and then just charged the tax guy's fee to his credit card or something and covered both.

The likelihood that this payment came out of nowhere is suspicious, but I think the 'legally responsible' part suggests it was something he hadn't paid for a while and was hoping would go away, but was recently firmly told he was going to get fucked if he didn't pay it.

I still think it is wild how much he keeps saying 'if I just had credit' as some kind of solution after we saw how much credit debt he had.
 
Someone asked Phil if he was going to replace Anony, and Phil gave a very condescending speech about how the streams have not really been suffering or in need yet, as much as Anony was there and modding regularly. If he needed a mod, he would put out an open call (note: he would not, he usually handpicks paypigs to test drive).

He's probably waiting for OiC to disappear so things don't get too dramatic.
 
"If someone threatened me or my family in real life then I'd have to defend myself"

Sure, Mr Atrophy. I might actually pay you money to see you in a self defence situation. I've always wanted to see a sheet of paper defend itself.

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Haven't stopped laughing.
The dude gets bullied by his cat and he thinks he can defend himself lmao
 
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