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FATTESTCUNT said:
Does she still live with her parents? Has she ever talked about why? She's nearly 30. She must have been making enough money to get her own place for long time now.
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She doesn't even have the excuse of being from cultures where the children take care of the elderly family members. Anyone ever figure out what kind of fucked up shit she spends all her money on? I'm betting she funnels a bunch of money into random dumb GFM shit.
 
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So, I checked Greg's channel and his new content, and it looks he's working hard and a lot. He not only has his main channel (which has ok stuff), he has a podcast with his new lady and another personal channel to talk about some minor stuff, clarifications, etc.

This is how he looks in one of his recent videos (please, clap at my screencap timing lol):

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He's always being a big dude, so with that being said, I think he looks way better than he was about a year ago. So, getting rid of shoe has really being a blessing for him.
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
So, I checked Greg's channel and his new content, and it looks he's working hard and a lot. He not only has his main channel (which has ok stuff), he has a podcast with his new lady and another personal channel to talk about some minor stuff, clarifications, etc.

This is how he looks in one of his recent videos (please, clap at my screencap timing lol):

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He's always being a big dude, so with that being said, I think he looks way better than he was about a year ago. So, getting rid of shoe has really being a blessing for him.
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He definitely needs a haircut tho.
 
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Bad Take Crucifier said:
No, pretty sure it's just some anon catching her down bad in 4K. Do you mean https://twitter.com/shoe0nheadclips ?
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I could've sworn that he said the horny account was hers in a tweet he made a while ago, but he seems to have recently purged almost all of his old tweets for some reason. @Null I know you read this thread (or at least used to), am I correct here or no?
 
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highlighter_shitposting said:
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Does Shoe have reverse post-nut clarity?
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She wants to be fucked until she's dead? The joke she's trying to make is she wants to be fucked stupid, but plenty of stupid people vote.
Tasty Tatty said:
So, I checked Greg's channel and his new content, and it looks he's working hard and a lot. He not only has his main channel (which has ok stuff), he has a podcast with his new lady and another personal channel to talk about some minor stuff, clarifications, etc.

This is how he looks in one of his recent videos (please, clap at my screencap timing lol):

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He's always being a big dude, so with that being said, I think he looks way better than he was about a year ago. So, getting rid of shoe has really being a blessing for him.
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Cut the hair and ditch the cringey shirts and he will look ok. I don't know why he must do shows with the person he's dating. That's asking for relationship trouble.
 
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High Tea said:
She wants to be fucked until she's dead? The joke she's trying to make is she wants to be fucked stupid, but plenty of stupid people vote.
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Not quite. The joke is that she wants a Republican guy to dick her, and Republicans (according to Democrats) try and take the vote away from blacks (and women now, I guess?) so she wants to fuck a guy who wants to take away her right to vote.
 
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Don't Tread on Me said:
Not quite. The joke is that she wants a Republican guy to dick her, and Republicans (according to Democrats) try and take the vote away from blacks (and women now, I guess?) so she wants to fuck a guy who wants to take away her right to vote.
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If they voted the way they wanted too, I don't think they would. I know Repeal the 19th is a meme, but no normie Republican advocates for it nor does any Republican politician make it part of their platform. They worship people like Nikki Haley and Kristi Noem. I guess I was thinking irl application and not memes. Should have remembered she lives online so she wouldn't be referring to actual voting applications.
 
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High Tea said:
She wants to be fucked until she's dead? The joke she's trying to make is she wants to be fucked stupid, but plenty of stupid people vote.
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No, the joke is that she has a sub fetish and considers being a housewife with no right to vote sexy. I kinda agree. The less people like shoe vote the better.
Unfortunately, being dead won't stop you from voting
 
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Whoever made that must have seen this (deleted) thread. Posting for posterity: https://archive.vn/IDTJi

(And yes these are real quotes.)
 

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The full leak. I've added some qualified personal commentary. This is my review of a photography set.

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I believe these are the oldest images in the set. She has a very average body.

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Unlike the first images these are just explicit wank material for whoever she's sending them to. Really cranks up the contrast to look younger.

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Trying to emulate more successful pornstars she starts doing that retarded face.

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Strip teases and full makeup. I can't imagine this is anyone else.

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A ton of images that seem to be taken at the same time and show everything. Breaks the #1 thot rule of not showing your face while being a thot.

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Several images trying to traditional lingerie to look normal.

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A weird choice to wear striped tranny knee high socks. The fact there's no genital shots makes me wonder if this is to try and pass off as a male in female clothing for fetish purposes. Considering the prior images, it feels like trying to look like a woman didn't work so she went with looking like a boy.

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Without her signature eyeliner, you an see her age pretty well.

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Several pictures of June with a snapchat filter applying a collar to her. She's looking away from the camera, as if embarrassed by what she's doing. You'd think these are the oldest of the set but they're the newest. She's mastered adding filters to make herself look younger.


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She is showing off implants or something. Laughs at the end. Feel free to sperg out and analyze the voice.

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This is a great video because it's real motion, shows her body, and her face without makeup. This is who June actually is. If you're going to look at anything, look at this.

She's a 30-year-old e-girl and she looks just like every other 30-year-old woman without the makeup and filter magic.
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found out today and i kinda think shes cuter without makeup
 
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