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GiveMeTheMoney said:
Phil having a mom fetish
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
It's still going on. An hour and 18 minutes since he clocked out. 245 people watching.

EDIT: The stream went finally offline at 5:22pm his time.
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Can't wait for him to brag about his total streaming hours at the end of 2021 and completely fail to acknowledge how inflated his numbers are from music and slideshows.
 
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*Turns on stream*

*Sigh* Alright hello everyone, DSP here. So we just had a really good time with a huge gaming stream yesterday and everyone in the stream chat (derich) was saying they were having a good time, but those losers over at kiwi farms? They were talking about
my IQ and saying that I didn't have a huge gaming stream? They are fuckin' losers! I'm sick of putting up with them, they are a bunch of no life losers. We had a great time, they're just jealous.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Tangent on stream.
Project 7 was not for Phil, see.
He thought it would be a boost for everyone else's channels.
And the t-shirts and merch were so that everyone could make money, not just Phil.
And then it was so they could all launch new stuff and branch out.

Phil is shocked that they wanted money! That they wanted to be paid! They never told him!
Someone asked about Howard and Rambo's response. Phil says their side of the story was bullshit was because they never told him a word of it!

The crux of the Howard/Rambo follow-up video was that Phil was asked for money. He refrained from offering anyone anything even as the project was fading.
But the subject is immediately changed - it's water under the bridge and Phil doesn't care anymore.
Literally every line before this was him caring, and clearly stating the water is not under any bridge, it's currently stagnating in his head, next to all that property we own, rent-free.
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You know damn good and well that Dave has Howard, John, and RtP on his wall of shame, waiting for them to slip up so he can unleash the limp-wristed fury of oral diarrhea in their direction.

"Howard just tried to ride my coattails! Me! Reee!"
 
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YokuNama said:
"Wow, that could of been me. I should watch how I throw my money at this guy.."
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Even the guy who it happened to hasn't had that epiphany.
As @Comma pointed out, this is Lyciver. His main account was already banned. He's paying for bans as much as he is paying for ban protection at this point.
Remember the caliber of whales we're currently dealing with here - these are some of the weirdest, most degenerate, retarded whales Phil has ever collected. This guy is in perfect company with OiC and Jaxx. If anything, it's getting more entertaining to watch Phil abuse them while they fumble over one another to get scammed.
Though at the rate he is going, that gated community isn't going to keep crazed detractors out - it's going to be one of these unstable, crazed whales that decide they want to wear him as a skinsuit.
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Phil is the only streamer who could have a 24 hour gaming marathon and have only 8 hours of gameplay in the stream.
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Yesterday he got snippy with someone who implied that his 20 minute break was part of the prestream. Phil explained that the prestream ended, then there was a break, and the prestream was clearly over.
He said this as he sat on the dashboard for 10 minutes until Merdok's $50 tip came in. Was that prestream? Break? Gameplay?
It was "work" hours. That's all that matters.

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gettingthatgrooveback said:
It's still going on. An hour and 18 minutes since he clocked out. 245 people watching.
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Phil just explained that he left the stream on accidentally because his 'wife got home' and he was so 'excited'. Good fucking god.
Apparently, people emailed him to tell him the stream was still live, and he thanked the guy whose email he saw first.
I don't know which part of this story is the weirdest.
 
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Nurse Ratchet said:
S/he never said KF should do this. And it's not gayops if Chris the Computerman himself looks into this. And in a timeline where he met the standards & decided to go for it, holy christ the lulz would be amazing.

Watching the hogsow flail & piss himself @ having to back that ass up on one of his imagined retcons for any reason other than he felt like it. 👽 Let alone because an authority figure that he didn't hire told him to. It'd be great.


He will parlay everything into that, regardless of whether it actually happened or not.



We had very different interpretations of the OP here. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️
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yeah interesting reaction!

I'm no expert in American defamation law but I've always thought it was a particular vulnerability for Phil. Even after the bankruptcy he has sufficient assets to make a defamation suit worth pursuing, and he's so loose with what he says about other people.

A bit like his idiot spending inevitably led to bankruptcy without any gay ops/intervention from KF, his loose lips, victim complex and need to rewrite history in the way that flatters him and damages those who "screw him over" could eventually cost him.

Phillip, read about what happened to Gawker. It involves actual naked Hulk Hogan so should capture your interest: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bollea_v._Gawker
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Even the guy who it happened to hasn't had that epiphany.
As @Comma pointed out, this is Lyciver. His main account was already banned. He's paying for bans as much as he is paying for ban protection at this point.
Remember the caliber of whales we're currently dealing with here - these are some of the weirdest, most degenerate, retarded whales Phil has ever collected. This guy is in perfect company with OiC and Jaxx. If anything, it's getting more entertaining to watch Phil abuse them while they fumble over one another to get scammed.
Though at the rate he is going, that gated community isn't going to keep crazed detractors out - it's going to be one of these unstable, crazed whales that decide they want to wear him as a skinsuit.

Yesterday he got snippy with someone who implied that his 20 minute break was part of the prestream. Phil explained that the prestream ended, then there was a break, and the prestream was clearly over.
He said this as he sat on the dashboard for 10 minutes until Merdok's $50 tip came in. Was that prestream? Break? Gameplay?
It was "work" hours. That's all that matters.

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Phil just explained that he left the stream on accidentally because his 'wife got home' and he was so 'excited'. Good fucking god.
Apparently, people emailed him to tell him the stream was still live, and he thanked the guy whose email he saw first.
I don't know which part of this story is the weirdest.
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So I guess he manually turned his laptahp off then. I was gonna ask if his stream turning off lined up with the increments Windows lets you choose from for automatically going into sleep mode.

Didn't he say one time that he never shuts down his desktop PC and hasn't done so in years? Because if that's the case, that is really fucking bad for it.
Consumer grade RAM and especially hard drives are not meant to run 24/7.
That's why servers have error correction code in their RAM modules and hot-swappable redundant hard drives/RAIDs.
I worked at a data center and guess what, the main reason of part failure is running non-stop for years.
 
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WillSonofAragorn turned up and tipped $10. After earlier saying he hadn't seen him in days and really wanted to tell him to cancel the generous tip stuck in limbo... Phil did not mention it at all after replying to his unrelated question.

Odd, considering how important it seemed earlier...

EDIT: There was a 20 sub bahmb. Phil listed all the people who got the subs, then thank 'whoever' dropped it.
Apparently this was done anonymously.
They're dropping 5 repeatedly. We went from 615 to 647 subs. Organic growth has begun again.
Why bother doing this, honestly? This money just disappeared at 1000 subs. He's more likely to praise you if you tip.
More subs - he has completely stopped the stream for this.
Phil just commented that he hasn't heard from HallelujahHeReigns in 'a long time'. Which is a lie. So it's probably him gifting the subs again.

Someone is also trying to convince Phil that he is pronouncing 'Derich' wrong and that he is supposed to pronounce the 'ch' as a regular 'ch' instead of a 'k'.
 
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Bored Euro Trash said:
So I guess he manually turned his laptahp off then. I was gonna ask if his stream turning off lined up with the increments Windows lets you choose from for automatically going into sleep mode.

Didn't he say one time that he never shuts down his desktop PC and hasn't done so in years? Because if that's the case, that is really fucking bad for it.
Consumer grade RAM and especially hard drives are not meant to run 24/7.
That's why servers have error correction code in their RAM modules and hot-swappable redundant hard drives/RAIDs.
I worked at a data center and guess what, the main reason of part failure is running non-stop for years.
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Interesting i have never had this problem and i leave my pc on all the time too. The usual issue i run into is fans wear out on me.
 
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Schmeckel said:
You know damn good and well that Dave has Howard, John, and RtP on his wall of shame, waiting for them to slip up so he can unleash the limp-wristed fury of oral diarrhea in their direction.
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None of them have ever uttered a word about Phil publicly since 2015. Not a word. It is currently 2021, and Phil is still pissed that they moved on from his bullshit. You know his conscience is eating at him when he still can't get past torn relationships with people from 7 years ago and 3,000 miles away.

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Even the guy who it happened to hasn't had that epiphany.
As @Comma pointed out, this is Lyciver. His main account was already banned. He's paying for bans as much as he is paying for ban protection at this point.
Remember the caliber of whales we're currently dealing with here - these are some of the weirdest, most degenerate, retarded whales Phil has ever collected. This guy is in perfect company with OiC and Jaxx. If anything, it's getting more entertaining to watch Phil abuse them while they fumble over one another to get scammed.
Though at the rate he is going, that gated community isn't going to keep crazed detractors out - it's going to be one of these unstable, crazed whales that decide they want to wear him as a skinsuit.
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The caliber doesn't surprise me at all. I was watching in the days of KGHaleon when he was doxxing people for Phil, BSV was throwing thousands just to get thrown under the bus and get his TheKingOfHate forum doxxed, Tutakamin throwing thousands for some failed trolling attempt, OmnipotentSwagginz throwing cash to be mod just to get verbally insulted and son'd but still come back....

These are just the recent whales who are too stupid to ask or dig into the reason why there are a dozen dead beached whales on DSP Island.

At this point I am just skimming through reruns every couple of days when it comes to me paying attention to DSP, it's just the same shit over and over again. All over watching some 40 year old do-nothing idiot play a video game.
 
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Phil freely admitting that Hallelujah is OiC, forgetting the lore that he claimed to not know that. Phil is now saying 'everyone knew it was the same person'.
Now Phil is saying HallelujahHeReigns is in the chat tonight, he saw him earlier.

Phil.
You just said you hadn't heard from him in 'a long time'. Now you're saying you saw him in the chat earlier.
This is some hot lying when he can't even keep them straight over the course of 10 minutes.

Anyway, big ups to OiC. Your 4 months of 1000 subs got you nothing, but you go ahead and own us by doing it again anyway.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Holy shit. Massive detractor news.

Derich is now also saying his name is pronounced 'Derish'. (?!)
Either even he is taking an interest in trolling Phil, or there is an entire wing of the autism verse we've been mispronouncing.
Whales take note, this is how you actually own detractors. I have no idea what's real anymore. (:_(
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Yeah, in the Derich thread, I made a post which went through the video which Anonymouse made. It was just him going through Derich's youtube and Derich personally pronounces his name as Derish with his nickname of sorts being Dare Share.
EDIT: Fixed a spelling mistake
 
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