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Marshal Mannerheim said:
It's worth pointing out that the original Antifa (the one run by the KPD) actually fought people. These fags, however...

> I think capitalism is really good at breaking our bodies young

Ever heard of gulag?

A bunch of white men with rifles are attacking a newspaper. Plus ça change, plus ça c'est la même chose.
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> I think capitalism is really good at breaking our bodies young
none of you pretentious spoiled wannabe cocksuckers work, shut up
 
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I'm looking into my magic crystal ball and prophesize that the tranch will never outlive its fascist paranoia.

They have talked about militas before but this is the first time that they are full time prepping for attack. And like the broken little boys they are this is probably the most fun, empowered and adrenaline rushed time of their lives and therefore one they likely will not willingly will step down from. Plus they have never grifted so much money and it's the first time every tranch member is in on the grift. This is their golden goose.

They will neglect every animal on the farm like never before as their economy comes to rely fully on troon war bonds. The whole situation WILL eventually end when the farm literally falls apart due to neglect and/or someone gets shot.

And when that someone gets shot they will blame fascists and grift even more money during the closing days before the tranch is beseiged by the police or whoever does that in America.


Edit: I was convinced for over 700 pages that the "Troon Waco" was just a crude joke but holy hell do I owe everyone who said that an outstretched hand.
 
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The Sangre de Cristo Sentinal is pretty much every small town reactionary paper ever. He called the county commissioners a bunch of Bolsheviks. :story:

Sangre de Cristo Sentinel

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The only reference to the tranch I can see is him linking to the High Country News article with this editorialization:

(Editor/GG: Note the Sangre de Cristo Sentinel is prominently featured in the article (negatively, of course). Hold on to your cowboy hats, fellow patriots, this is one wild ride. For the first time ever, we are warning our readers that the article below is very, very disturbing. In many aspects. It might not be appropriate for some folks or children. Our apologies, but the citizens of this wonderful county need to know how the county has been portrayed.)
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(Whew, there is some really terrible theology in this paper. Heretics should be lynched in Minecraft.)

(Also, the local high school has a trap shooting team. Praise!)
 
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The Emperor Skeksis said:
It does seem like he is their arms dealer, and if so he might also be selling weapons and such to Antifa. He certainly types like a middle class white American man or possibly woman.

But I can't decide if he is a true believer or just a soulless grifter who saw an opportunity to sell shit to unstable morons with too much money, consequences be damned. His twitter being so recent and containing only Antifa and troon talking points is suspicious, it's like its owned by someone who knows how to use the lingo performatively but doesn't believe it.
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I don’t think he’s selling them guns. There’s really no benefit into him selling to them under the table unless those Guns are hot. I think he’s just a weekend warrior who is probably out of work because of Covid and was upset that the right wing death squads never came up in trumps America so this is his last chance to maybe “bash the fash”.

Larping just as hard as the rest. Let’s see how much fun he is having when it’s one of his guns thats used to dome some innocent bystander.
 
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Trigger Me Timbers said:
I don’t think he’s selling them guns. There’s really no benefit into him selling to them under the table unless those Guns are hot. I think he’s just a weekend warrior who is probably out of work because of Covid and was upset that the right wing death squads never came up in trumps America so this is his last chance to maybe “bash the fash”.

Larping just as hard as the rest. Let’s see how much fun he is having when it’s one of his guns thats used to dome some innocent bystander.
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I would love for that proto faggot to be selling the tranchers guns with lightning links or obviously hand drill done third holes. Would make my whole fucking year to watch the ATF come down on them hard for illegal machine gun manufacturing / possession.
 
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Lubby Smith said:
Jen's Am Hole:
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Sorry a bit late but can someone please tell me where one is supposed to stick their penis in axejobs like this? This looks like a Dr Kathy Rumer monstrosity and I can't figure out where the dick is supposed to go in results like this. (or any results really)
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FreakyFredsTrannyGranny said:
and I can't figure out where the dick is supposed to go in results like this. (or any results really)
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The man-hole is always the one near the taint (red arrow). The other one above is just an optical illusion made of testicle skin so that it looks 'similar' to where the vagina is. Due to the placement of the penis it's not possible to get the man-hole in the same place as a vagina.
 
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FreakyFredsTrannyGranny said:
Sorry a bit late but can someone please tell me where one is supposed to stick their penis in axejobs like this? This looks like a Dr Kathy Rumer monstrosity and I can't figure out where the dick is supposed to go in results like this. (or any results really)
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No one is supposed to stick their dick in an axe wound. Ever. So the answer is C) None of the above.

Shovel Of Ammunition said:
You retards are such fucking faggots that you can’t spot that the pastrami guy is a cop.
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Maybe the crazy ex-soldier is on a watch list and has brought the tranch some close scrutiny by the feds. Wouldn't surprise me.
 
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Cpl. Long Dong Silver said:
This dude is such an insufferable try hard. If it weren't for Mr. "I am deaf but my audiologist hates me" Clown, this Yemeni faggot would be my least favorite tranch character.
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At least the fake-deaf clown gave us that terrible juggling video a while back. This guy is just more of the same super soldier tweeting.
 
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Quiet Dignity said:
Front page BABY! I can't imagine anyone on this website isn't aware of Kev and pals already, but a warm welcome to newcomers if there are any - you've arrived at an exciting time!
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What a pleasant surprise. And just after the major rewrite, too.

Welcome to new readers, I hope the OP got you situated enough with Kevin and the tranch that you don't feel out of the loop joining us now.
 
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Wonder if Kevin knows about his Super Speshul front-page K*w* F*rms validation as a true and honest woman... On the one hand, what excellent bragging rights that he made it onto an all-woman shortlist! On the other, we're all a bunch of meanie fascists or something, which might cancel out the ~gender euphoria~. I'm sure he could still find a way to masturbate to it, though.
 
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