Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

It was clear from the fact huge swathes of content are missing from the story (either repackaged as movies or DLC) and the plot points that are there come and go at a breakneck pace (I literally lol'd at how fast Noctis and his woman get reunited then she instantly dies) that the game was rushed out the door because SE were tired of throwing money at it and needed to recoup some investment.

It's still a decent game, overall, but it is abundantly clear it wasn't ready to be released.
To me that’s a difference between rushed and unfinished. The base game has all of its necessary content and little to no glaring bugs. I’d argue No Man’s Sky and Cyber Punk were closer to being unfinished.

though they did cut a ton. I followed the game since it’s initial reveal, and as a result I had a much deeper understanding of the narrative than someone who just played the game and watch the anime and movie ever got. That was definitely a failure on square’s part
 
I find it odd that his big “point” in this video is that overhauls never work in turning games around when both Final Fantasy XIV and No Man’s Sky had very prolific turn around thanks to major overhauls. both of which happened in the last 7 years. Ffs, vanilla FFXIV didn’t even have mouse support.

Plenty of games have succeeded from overhauls
I think his dislike ratio's gone down since he put on a wig. Either people got sick of watching him and now it's only his biggest simps, or the ploy really worked and now no one will dare make fun of or criticism him because muh transfobeuh.
 
I think his dislike ratio's gone down since he put on a wig. Either people got sick of watching him and now it's only his biggest simps, or the ploy really worked and now no one will dare make fun of or criticism him because muh transfobeuh.
Given his subs and views are going down, I would guess the former. The people who would normally dislike his videos just can't be bothered anymore.
 
I think the wider point that 'Stephanie' is making is that people have become too used to shitty business practices to make fair judgments on getting their money's worth, like games with bare content with the expectation that extra stuff will come later.
basically why i've opted out of early access games unless they're something where i can actually vouch for the company (rockfish did an amazing job with everspace so i don't feel bad about getting everspace 2 in EA, for instance). there's definitely a valid point to make about how cynical the games industry has gotten to the point a game is actually "finished" years after release, but jim always loses it jerking himself off over "the ebils of capitalism"
 
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New day new Jim write up
Starts out with a penguin ad
Jim is now wearing pink and a pirate hat
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Justin fucked up and used the cameras built in mic
Jim talks about Lola bunny losing her tits
Jim says he lost subs because he got tits "I start losing subscribers in droves"
Jim says something about gender it's so garbled I can't understand it nor can cc
Jim says he's still the winner of some wrestling belt asking people to challenge him and acting smug
Jim talks about Marvel's Avengers saying it has the same faults as anthem
Jim says Grindy games are bad because then players are more likely to buy microtransactions
Jim is so annoyed by Grinding and yet he pads out this fucking video

epic games bought fall guys

Jim played The Sinking City
Jim is now talking about legal issues the game faced
What's the gameplay like? Where does it take place? What's the story like?
screw that let's read some fucking articles

"thank you so much for all of the patreons" (said with terrible audio)
Jim can't say 2020
 
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Wow, its been like a month? I feel like the decline shouldnt have been this fast. He's already using a variation of "y u no like my boi pussy?"

That wrestling promotion must be dead. I cant imagine they'd want a fat troon who cant climb a step without dying as their face.
 
Jim talks about Lola bunny losing her tits
Jim says he lost subs because he got tits "I start losing subscribers in droves"
It should be worth noting that they called out the fanboys, saying how they whine when they people's boobs shrink but when Sterling's boobs grow, they start complaining.

I think there's a reason why they're unsubscribing about that and while it has to do with boobs, it's not the way Sterling's thinking of it.
 
Yeah Jim, that's the reason. At least we know he's salty about it.

Also from the picture 'Technically Issues' in the editor note. Is he even trying anymore?
It literally would have taken 5 mins to reshoot the intro and outro
(since I know he does both in one continuous take)
But fuck it's not like the guy only makes one vid a week for his job or anything
 
That wrestling promotion must be dead. I cant imagine they'd want a fat troon who cant climb a step without dying as their face.
COVID killed his wrestling career, and quite frankly I think it's one of the few things other then GG losing their tours that have been rightfully culled.
I think there's a reason why they're unsubscribing about that and while it has to do with boobs, it's not the way Sterling's thinking of it.
Wow, its been like a month? I feel like the decline shouldnt have been this fast. He's already using a variation of "y u no like my boi pussy?"
I feel like it's worth reiterating that Jim has said he's non-fucking-binary, and yet, he's trooning out more then androgenizing. Honestly, I couldn't give two fucks if he trooned rather then be genderless, because he'd still be a total fuck up regardless who hates what he does. It's also so obvious this schtick is all he has and he won't do anything else until he finds himself next to Ethan Ralph in the category of "people whose careers died but haven't caught up to them."

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No Justin, it's not that they're relevant, you're just fucking lazy. If you have to edit in a justification of you spamming Spongebob memes it doesn't pan out the way you think it looks. Also, your audio balance sucks.
 
Gee, maybe those lost subs has something to do with every other video of his condemning his audience for enjoying things without constantly thinking about crunch or social justice or representation. Sorry, but gamers are probably one of the bigger audiences that doesn’t seek that kind of stuff from their preferred entertainment medium. And, yeah, maybe a few have bowed out because after watching Sterling get more and more perverse throughout the years, trooning out was the last straw.
 
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