Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

Predict the next arc!

  • Troon out saga

    Votes: 450 46.5%

  • Another trip to Japan

    Votes: 251 26.0%

  • Back to college for psych

    Votes: 90 9.3%

  • Back to streaming Mario games

    Votes: 168 17.4%

  • Another catfish

    Votes: 264 27.3%
  • Total voters
    967
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Christopher Robin said:
'Suggest music for me to vibe to'

What the hell? Is he sat at the bar drinking long island iceteas with headphones in? Is he listening to full songs through the speakers on his phone?
Nothing more social and attractive to women than a greasy blue haired 31 year old sat at a bar with a youtube video of the Kirby's Pinball OST blaring into his headphones
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Wearing a Japanese Kirby shirt.
 
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I didn't even know he had a tread what cringy fuck one of the funniest persons metokur ever covered only one who beats him is Bohepans due to him really only being popular for a moment with a call where he rants about his grandma yelling at him then fading away as a brony never achieving success. Then there is chibi a failed cringy lets player just being a autist with low interest because his more cringy stuff is hidden in the closet only known to Kiwis.
 
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Christopher Robin said:
'Suggest music for me to vibe to'

What the hell? Is he sat at the bar drinking long island iceteas with headphones in? Is he listening to full songs through the speakers on his phone?
Nothing more social and attractive to women than a greasy blue haired 31 year old sat at a bar with a youtube video of the Kirby's Pinball OST blaring into his headphones
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100% believe that this fool was doing exactly that and trying to talk to the bartender or anyone that sat close to him.
 
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PingLing said:
Adam goes for an oil change and gets suckered into buying extra shit he didn't want (why he just doesn't get a regular service is beyond me):
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Adam's coworkers tell him he's retarded:
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What baffles me is that Chibi obviously don't have any cognitive issues (sans the autism) when it comes to learning things. He can learn all this jargon about speedrunning, he knows a list of all the evil pigs in video games etc. But when it comes to knowing anything that will tangibly help him out in life like how his car works, he comes up blank.

It's not hard there's thousands of videos out there online explaining how an engine works and they're all relatively simple to understand. The point is he doesn't bother to preliminarily look at anything and then complains when someone inevitably screws him over when he walked into it unprepared.
 
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PingLing said:
Adam begins simping for some streamer/e-thot (his desperation is pathetic):
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Alright, I had to look. You would think that one of the three people who liked this tweet would have been the "best friend" he mentioned, but nope. Not even a crumb was given to our guy Chibi on this day.
 
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chochedmcgoats said:
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Was this dudes childhood that sad that he doesnt understand that kids running around just means theyre playing with each other and having fun? Whats he want them to do, just sit quietly for 12 hrs a day while they listen to him stream to his 4 viewers downstairs? The absolute nerve of these mexicans.
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In a healthy setting the kids would be playing Kirby's Balloon Adventure 4 ten hours straight day after day, no running around required.
 
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Honestly Chibi probably wants his entire apartments (?) to watch his streams. Has Chibi even introduced himself to any of his neighbors?

Also even though Chibi seems as though he would troon out and start using female pronouns, I just don't see it happening. Unless one day he pisses off his whiteknights by saying something 'cist or 'phobic and thinks that will make amends or he (much like CWC) thinks it will get him laid, more specifically with one of the twitch girls he simps over. As far as actually being trans goes there's no way Chibi actually is and it will only be an attention thing like most troons. Chibi will probably only wear dresses, (maybe wear makeup), and keep the beard.
 
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