Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,453 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,602
How long until the restraining order? E90DC2FD-F4E9-4DA4-B88F-319E95351EFE.jpeg
 
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The Great Citracett said:
She made the biggest mistake possible.

Russ Rules clearly state she now owes him sex.
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Wait until she blocks him after he gets obnoxious about her "owing" him since he flattered her and she said she liked the song. Then he'll start ranting about how she owes him a duty to "date"(fuck) him and he'll be suing her.
 
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Iron Hamster said:
Finally some real action. Isn't that 'ad' the whole song? lol
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There's not much more to it than that, but the full song was released last year to basically zero acknowledgement. If you've heard 10 seconds you've pretty much heard the whole thing. It's on YouTube but he disabled commenting of course.

I thought he'd be trying a new song this year, but he's decided to try resurrecting this one.
 
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Lady Beaver said:
How long until the restraining order?
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Oh NOOOOOO YOVANNA

Lady is so fucked. Or rather, the idiot who runs her social media is. Because you know she doesn’t do that herself. Some foolish assistant is going to be fielding thirsty, persistent DMs for the next five months. This is going to be the Arianna Grande “greatest day of my life!....until she never called, now she’s a ROYAL BITCH!” thing all over again.

I’d pay a lot to read those DMs. I’m sure they’ll start polite, asking for follows, then suggestions/demands that she feature herself dancing to the song on her own social media (and link back to Russ, very important!!), then a request to “collaborate” and an invitation to fly out to Vegas to meet up and discuss...on her dime, of course. Don’t worry, he’s not like all those other old guys and Fatty McPatties in her DMs, he’s the coolest guy she’ll ever meet!

And when none of those get answered, accusations that she hates the disabled, followed by apologies and excuses of being stressed and anxious...followed by the same accusations even louder. Some pity sobbing, maybe a suicide threat...

Man is that SM assistant in for a fun ride.
 
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moseph.jartelli said:
Ill use one of your favorites. Go back in the thread and read his yelp review.
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I only use the “read the thread” line for questions that have been answered a million times.

So no touché for you 😜

That being said, I still can't find the review where he says the service was stunned by his house. Oh well.
 
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AbraCadaver said:
Oh NOOOOOO YOVANNA

Lady is so fucked. Or rather, the idiot who runs her social media is. Because you know she doesn’t do that herself. Some foolish assistant is going to be fielding thirsty, persistent DMs for the next five months. This is going to be the Arianna Grande “greatest day of my life!....until she never called, now she’s a ROYAL BITCH!” thing all over again.

I’d pay a lot to read those DMs. I’m sure they’ll start polite, asking for follows, then suggestions/demands that she feature herself dancing to the song on her own social media (and link back to Russ, very important!!), then a request to “collaborate” and an invitation to fly out to Vegas to meet up and discuss...on her dime, of course. Don’t worry, he’s not like all those other old guys and Fatty McPatties in her DMs, he’s the coolest guy she’ll ever meet!

And when none of those get answered, accusations that she hates the disabled, followed by apologies and excuses of being stressed and anxious...followed by the same accusations even louder. Some pity sobbing, maybe a suicide threat...

Man is that SM assistant in for a fun ride.
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Should we start a betting pool on how long it takes him to threaten a lawsuit? You know he will, and then he'll demand they sit down with a mediator to "work this out."
 
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DrJonesHat said:
Should we start a betting pool on how long it takes him to threaten a lawsuit? You know he will, and then he'll demand they sit down with a mediator to "work this out."
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"She made the false representation that she loved the song, but failed to show any sense of gratitude. As I invested hundreds on the song and hundreds on the Spotify ad that finally got her attention, I am owed at least 2 sukmi-like-you-luvmi sessions plus a ten year long collab contract in The Biz."
 
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SojuDrnkr said:
God, he wastes his money on such stupid shit.
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In Russell's addled mind, it's not a waste. It's a stepping stone to being able to fuck a celebrity against her will and finally show those Kiwi Farms incels that Russell Greer is a winner, dammit!

I swear, he's gonna be sixty and still trying the same tired tactics. Unless he's killed (in Minecraft) by an angry boyfriend/husband/father or given a free stay in the Crossbar Hotel.
 
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AnOminous said:
This is why you don't hire retards as social media assistants. Sure it may seem like a simple enough job for a mentally defective sped, but then you end up with Russhole stalking you.
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To be fair to whoever runs her SM accounts, Russ's worldview is rather unique, so most people can't anticipate the result of responding to him.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
To be fair to whoever runs her SM accounts, Russ's worldview is rather unique, so most people can't anticipate the result of responding to him.
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Still if you're managing someone's social media you could at least google them first. For all you know, you're responding to a registered sex offender or some guy who said nigger five years ago and you've just got your employer canceled.
 
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AnOminous said:
Still if you're managing someone's social media you could at least google them first. For all you know, you're responding to a registered sex offender or some guy who said nigger five years ago and you've just got your employer canceled.
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I'm pretty sure that algorithms force people to have to respond to comments if they want to be pushed up the pipeline.

There's no way to google every person you respond to. But in this case, when she seems to have commented on Russell's page, yeah maybe a quick google-fu would have helped.
 
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AbraCadaver said:
Oh NOOOOOO YOVANNA

Lady is so fucked. Or rather, the idiot who runs her social media is. Because you know she doesn’t do that herself. Some foolish assistant is going to be fielding thirsty, persistent DMs for the next five months. This is going to be the Arianna Grande “greatest day of my life!....until she never called, now she’s a ROYAL BITCH!” thing all over again.

I’d pay a lot to read those DMs. I’m sure they’ll start polite, asking for follows, then suggestions/demands that she feature herself dancing to the song on her own social media (and link back to Russ, very important!!), then a request to “collaborate” and an invitation to fly out to Vegas to meet up and discuss...on her dime, of course. Don’t worry, he’s not like all those other old guys and Fatty McPatties in her DMs, he’s the coolest guy she’ll ever meet!

And when none of those get answered, accusations that she hates the disabled, followed by apologies and excuses of being stressed and anxious...followed by the same accusations even louder. Some pity sobbing, maybe a suicide threat...

Man is that SM assistant in for a fun ride.
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Good time to bring this up: I wonder if butternut (having boomer parents and all) gets some of his contractual thinking and harassment ideas from shit like Lil Abner or Snuffy Smith or every Hooterville TV show knockoffs--Green Acres, Petticoat Junction, Beverly Hillbillies.
Because they all had this running joke: Someone winked/smiled/was nice to character, so that means they are legally OBLIGED to sucky fucky NAOW!

You saw it with Charlene Darling and her father trying to trap Andy Griffith. You saw it with Ralph from Green Acres. You saw it with Ellie May and Jethro. Character is nice/polite/smiles/whatever, and they definitely entered into a marriage contract.

Or not, but holy shit it seems like Russ.
 
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