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There's an uncanny valley thing happening in my brain. Stop trying to trick me with 3d images of Ralph.I noticed Ralph looked like the one and only Biggie Cheese in a recent show thumbnail:
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i think theyre mixing memories from when ralph asked ok but usually soft and more set up or basic or prerequisite questions with moments from people like zidan or guests actually getting results from their less rote questions, that and i think people let ralphs propaganda color their perception somewhat because no one really cares enough to denote every little detail and its hard to remember just how blatant and shameless and petty ralphs lies are.
its telling that hes planned this for weeks if not months and he erroneously said "an anti koresh branch davidian" when the man himself said he wasnt anti koresh.
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Ralph alleges someone locked his gas and he didnt notice for a while, then says he tried to shower and realized he was cut off from gas. someone pointed out to me this means gunt didnt notice for a while because he hasnt bathed in a while.
Like how he mentions “anal finger lickers” at the end of the tune.This is probably going to be applicable to Ralph in the next few years I think, for any non-aussies this musical skit caused the show to go off air a few weeks (The only other time this happened was when they made light of dying kids and the make a wish foundation and I think the APAC incident where they had a guy dress as Osama Bin Laden in a limo on the corner street hotel where current president at the time George W. Bush was staying and walked out in the middle of the street in a turban and robe with snipers pointed on them).
I didn’t realise this was in the lyrics until you pointed it out, that’s gold.Like how he mentions “anal finger lickers” at the end of the tune.
It's not how they lived that counts,
but how we rewrite the book.
When it comes to truth it's best to use restraint,
it pays to throw away the facts
and have a rose coloured look.
When he dies, Martin Bryant will look a saint.
Stopped laughing at that point of the song tbh.I didn’t realise this was in the lyrics until you pointed it out, that’s gold.
Couldn’t air this show now, especially with lyrics such as:
For those unfamiliar with that name: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_Arthur_massacre_(Australia)
Is that tonight?This pornstar needs to see some of Ralph's work. Hardcore scat and micro porn.
Saturday, he revealed who it is. Jamie Vines or something like that.Is that tonight?
so ralph having to pay for pussy confirms no more tap from mantsu no? or at least makes that more likely than notShe’s an escort. (Yeah that confirms my suspicions in a previous post, he probably paid for her to stay the weekend)
A lot better than she looked in the pic she pulled up. She looked like Pantsu with a more manly body and a prettier face. Real unfortunate woman. Tits like a board and shoulders like a running back.Jaimie Vine, the literal killstream whore.
Just as I suspected, she was only in it for the threesome and to get alone time with the baby so she could molest it and groom it to be a degenerate. Faith split, so did May, so now Ralph has the higher rent to pay by himself.so ralph having to pay for pussy confirms no more tap from mantsu no? or at least makes that more likely than not
and he just confirmed he bought another fucking useless mic to interview his hooker ON TOP OF BUYING A NEW PC EVERYTIME HIS OLD ONE BREAKSJust as I suspected, she was only in it for the threesome and to get alone time with the baby so she could molest it and groom it to be a degenerate. Faith split, so did May, so now Ralph has the higher rent to pay by himself.