DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[YokuNama]

This stream is gold. I hope people who "troll cheer" see this and realize the best way to troll this guy is simply to not give him money. Look at how miserable and irritable he is tonight because he's both playing a game he's awful at and getting next to no "contributions". You wanna see Phil salty? Don't give him money, not even cheers.

They never do.

Hope somebody clips all the good parts. I just don't want to skim the stream at this moment.

 

[Salubrious]

You know, I was thinking the other day.

Sometimes when a streamer goes on break or is just starting their session, they will play a 5 minute or so highlight reel.

What the hell would a legit, no bullshit, no trolling, highlight reel of DSP look like after 11 years? Maybe some SF wins. What else?

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

You know, I was thinking the other day.

Sometimes when a streamer goes on break or is just starting their session, they will play a 5 minute or so highlight reel.

What the hell would a legit, no bullshit, no trolling, highlight reel of DSP look like after 11 years? Maybe some SF wins. What else?

That gay 50 vest streak celebration video one of the paypigs made.

 

[L.I.M.B. Commander]

Also curious as to why this is the case when he has had several $200/$300 streams lately. It's weird that those streams never carry forward, but tips can 'make up' for slow streams previously. It's almost like... all that extra money is already gone...

Its almost like all that tip money is spent immediately after he receives it, its almost like the tip money doesn't really help with anything, its almost like he spurgs out and wastes his money and expects/demands the fan base to recoup and/or double his money...

When one hears all this phrases like "money pit", "monetary abyss", "financial ineptitude", "never ending begging" come to mind.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

You know, I was thinking the other day.

Sometimes when a streamer goes on break or is just starting their session, they will play a 5 minute or so highlight reel.

What the hell would a legit, no bullshit, no trolling, highlight reel of DSP look like after 11 years? Maybe some SF wins. What else?

If Phil was self-deprecating? Clown mode. Actually, he'd still put on Clown mode highlights, but it'd be done in such a way that you wouldn't laugh with him. Just at him.

 

[SojiroSakura]

He's blaming his real mature wife for his delayed doctor appointment. Not a very nice thing to do on International Women's Day

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil called the ENT to reschedule his appointment. He told them that she may be off on Wednesdays, and the closest Wednesday they have is two months out.
They offered to put Phil on a waiting list.
Phil can't reschedule the appointment until Kat's schedule stabilizes. It's impossible. It might be WEEKS before they know her schedule and what days they'll have off.

Someone asks why can't Phil just go while she is at work.
He already explained this and he needs the car, stupid. There is literally NO WAY to work around this.

Drive Kat to work? Have her uber or taxi for one day? Why can't she just request a day off? Why did he leave it until now to reschedule when he still doesn't even know if she is going to regularly have Wednesdays off?
Nevermind, subject changed. It's impossible.

His mental illness is on full display tonight. He is incapable of handling reality.

EDIT: Hot lore.
Someone asks why Kat can't walk if it's close. Phil popped off, tearing into him about asking for personal information.
Phil says that when she changed hours and position, it may have necessitated that she changed buildings.
Phil said the information that came out a year ago (finally acknowledged) may no longer be accurate. He then banned the guy for trying to pry into his wife's personal business.
But crying about not being able to make it to the ENT because of her job is not personal even though it's all connected information.

Anyway, Kat may have relocated. Do we believe him?

He's back to begging. One of the slowest streams recently, right when he really needs the help. It sucks, but it figures.
You got $300 in one stream the other day. And you always really need the help, Phil. That's the joke.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

The more he does this bit where he's trying to obfuscate where khet works, and details about her shifts, etc, all by his own doing btw (because he keeps bringing it up to compliment his lies), someone is gonna show up at fred meyer and verify it themselves. If she doesn't work there anymore, then he's been lying. If she does work there, then she is gonna get potentially harrassed, or at the very least bothered. All because he has to talk shit online, and then subsequently lie about her. Here's a tip, phil, since you're begging for them tonight. Just dont say anything about your wife, and no one will know anything! You should have never said she was "un-doxable" to begin with, and then never should have tried to include her in your streams for money, jackass!

 

[PieceofShet]

Kat may have relocated. Do we believe him?

No.
He just cant say anything to the car question...

 

[Forbidden Math]

Phil called the ENT to reschedule his appointment. He told them that she may be off on Wednesdays, and the closest Wednesday they have is two months out.
They offered to put Phil on a waiting list.
Phil can't reschedule the appointment until Kat's schedule stabilizes. It's impossible. It might be WEEKS before they know her schedule and what days they'll have off.

Someone asks why can't Phil just go while she is at work.
He already explained this and he needs the car, stupid. There is literally NO WAY to work around this.

Drive Kat to work? Have her uber or taxi for one day? Why can't she just request a day off? Why did he leave it until now to reschedule when he still doesn't even know if she is going to regularly have Wednesdays off?
Nevermind, subject changed. It's impossible.

His mental illness is on full display tonight. He is incapable of handling reality.

EDIT: Hot lore.
Someone asks why Kat can't walk if it's close. Phil popped off, tearing into him about asking for personal information.
Phil says that when she changed hours and position, it may have necessitated that she changed buildings.
Phil said the information that came out a year ago (finally acknowledged) may no longer be accurate. He then banned the guy for trying to pry into his wife's personal business.
But crying about not being able to make it to the ENT because of her job is not personal even though it's all connected information.

Anyway, Kat may have relocated. Do we believe him?

He's back to begging. One of the slowest streams recently, right when he really needs the help. It sucks, but it figures.
You got $300 in one stream the other day. And you always really need the help, Phil. That's the joke.

I think Kat relocated like DSP changed phone numbers. Both just lies to take away ammo the trolls use to "hurt" him.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

The more he does this bit where he's trying to obfuscate where khet works, and details about her shifts, etc, all by his own doing btw (because he keeps bringing it up to compliment his lies), someone is gonna show up at fred meyer and verify it themselves. If she doesn't work there anymore, then he's been lying. If she does work there, then she is gonna get potentially harrassed, or at the very least bothered. All because he has to talk shit online, and then subsequently lie about her. Here's a tip, phil, since you're begging for them tonight. Just dont say anything about your wife, and no one will know anything! You should have never said she was "un-doxable" to begin with, and then never should have tried to include her in your streams for money, jackass!

But how else was he going to show how much of a mature adult he was if he wasn't using his wife to flex on us?

 

[thedingledongle]

Savefileskobi lol

 

[Surly Muppet]

Contributions have been 'very very bad'. We're not even saying slow, just straight up bad.
He did, however, acknowledge that the weekend was great. So that he could follow that up by saying he has no idea what's wrong tonight.

The whales need to learn. $100/stream, no more. The extra money disappears and he gets unhappy, but if he just got his $100/stream, he would shut up. He's stupid, you can trick him with this.

EDIT:
"Contributions have been awful. Gameplay has been good... after I quit out of the skill-based matchmaking..."
Here comes the twisting. Ragequitting multiple games is now the same as intentionally 'quitting out' of a system that you can't even quit out of. Spinning the lies in real-time.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Contributions have been 'very very bad'. We're not even saying slow, just straight up bad.
He did, however, acknowledge that the weekend was great. So that he could follow that up by saying he has no idea what's wrong tonight.

The whales need to learn. $100/stream, no more. The extra money disappears and he gets unhappy, but if he just got his $100/stream, he would shut up. He's stupid, you can trick him with this.

EDIT:
"Contributions have been awful. Gameplay has been good... after I quit out of the skill-based matchmaking..."
Here comes the twisting. Ragequitting multiple games is now the same as intentionally 'quitting out' of a system that you can't even quit out of. Spinning the lies in real-time.

I fully expect him to tweet about the "work around" for skill based match making. Could be wrong but it's such a win for his mental gymnastics I think he'll mention it.

 

[YokuNama]

Phil said the information that came out a year ago (finally acknowledged) may no longer be accurate. He then banned the guy for trying to pry into his wife's personal business.

Like clockwork. Phil says we are all liars and losers who make shit up, only to find out months/years later that KiwiFarms was correct. Countless people banned and timed out trying to hide a lie he caused himself for trying to cover up another lie.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

some guy tips $11 and says "this is all I can afford till payday", and this jackass just takes it and doesnt offer him any words of remorse (like I cant accept this man), or doesn't offer to return it. This guy probably makes $11 bucks an hour, and this $120k a year sack of pig shit has him believe he's the one struggling.. My God

 

[Poo Twister]

some guy tips $11 and says "this is all I can afford till payday", and this jackass just takes it and doesnt offer him any words of remorse (like I cant accept this man), or doesn't offer to return it. This guy probably makes $11 bucks an hour, and this $120k a year sack of pig shit has him believe he's the one struggling.. My God

The guy will appear in the news with a headline that contains "before he took his own life"

 

[IHateMyJob]

some guy tips $11 and says "this is all I can afford till payday", and this jackass just takes it and doesnt offer him any words of remorse (like I cant accept this man), or doesn't offer to return it. This guy probably makes $11 bucks an hour, and this $120k a year sack of pig shit has him believe he's the one struggling.. My God

And it was un-verified but scumbag phil was glad to take it.

 

[YMB]

Phil doesn't like sexy babes

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Honestly the porn degens Derich spams on twitter have more dignity than DSP.