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🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.
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No, but he has to pay the gangbang surcharge because she's counting the gunt, his massive head and the rest of him as separate people.
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“You want to interview me afterwards? Well, You’re going to have to pay for the Overnight GFE for that level of service dear, unfortunately that excludes the aforementioned ass play, that’s going to cost you extra.”
ralps sob story netted him one dollar and fifty cents
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Official Killstream TL;DW
- Ten... fifteen... minutes late
- Our kang is looking a little rough. Flushed and beard greyer than ever
- You can hear him fuck around with stuff and grunt while the technicolor splash screen does its thing
- We’ve got Culture War and Ralph, I guess that Vince James guy is on later... Culture war looks like he’s streaming on 40p
- Ralph goes over the itinerary from this week. There’s the thot that’s debating Blair white, an Odysee rep. Matt Polombo... Literally who...
- He calls Gator out for taking “shit” but Gator said he was going over his notes and about to shill the poster.
- Ralph Says he’s got a pornstar coming on. Jamie Vine. Gator Says “Wowza!” Holy ol’ fuck, she’s built like Pantsu... wait, I think Pantsu’s tats are bigger. Bitch has linebacker shoulders
- Culture war says that there will be two pornstars. Stealing jokes from the farms eh?
- Gator thinks she looks like a less busted Lindsey Lohan. No she looks like Pantsu with a slightly better face and a more manly body.
- Ralph bought another camera just for the pornstar.
- Culture war and gator try to hammer out his tech issues
- Ralph bangs out some digital couch change thrown at him.
- Ralph tells us that the audio has been recovered from the killstreams up to the mundane Matt shit. Unfortunately it doesn’t go further than August of 2018. The Soph stream happened in either June or July.
- Gator hit the soundboard and it startled Ralph. Culture war admits it was him getting a snapchat
- They play a Vaush clip of him challenging someone to a fight. There’s audio issues. Gator can’t hear but CWC can. I guess the degenerate ogre-fucker and some limp-wristed socialist. Ralph looses his shit, and is coming off very pro Vaush...
- The horsefucker and the destiny alog sperg at each other then Ralph brings up the Vaush N-word clip.
- Ralph asked the guest about AFPAK and how he wanted to go until his mom took a tumble.
- The group sperg about masks for a bit. Vince didn’t know who Louis Theroux was. He said he just made fun of his accent the whole time.
- Culture was was a little troubled there was a ((((journalist)))) in attendance
- Gator confessed he photoshopped the poster to fix it. CWC calls him on his autism
- Ralph begs for callers and says he’ll be at the third AFPAC. He transitions into a Papa John’s article... of course he does...
- Next they go on to talk about the Chauvin trial, with a little debate how to say his name.
- Guest is burping like a braphog. Ralph is grinning in a really unsettling way.
- Gunt goes on to give his two cents that if you go out that fucked up you take your life into your own hands. He doesn’t think the cop meant to kill him. Who the fuck knows.
- Gator cuts in with a piss warm take... Really trying to channel daddy gym...
- Ralph looks so uninterested while Culture war and Vince go off. Culture war thinks they want him to get off so there can be a little “block party”
- A super chatter asks about what Vince’s thoughts are on the porn thot coming in. Ralph says he can call in. Vince says he’s going to verbally abuse her. Ralph says he’s given her a “fair warning”.
- Ralph says he’s looked her up and says she’s got “quite the catalogue”. Ralph wants to drop her name in chat so they can look her up... CWC persuades him not to. Gator says he should for the coomers...
- Now he goes to the papa John’s article he brought up 20 minutes ago... No wait, he shills his restreams, flexes his views; then goes into Odysee.
- He says he’ll be streaming on Saturday on Odysee, but admits it won’t be full “Stream.me”
- Warski staggers in. I guess he can’t call the Odysee show The Killstream. They debate on what to call it. So far it’s the Ethan Ralph Existential nightmare and the circle jerks...
- They bring up the article almost half an hour later. They do smash or pass on the reporter. Ralph gives her a super-smash. Ralph says she’s talking too fast.
- Ralph and Vince seem a little shocked that the FBI investigated Papa John saying gamer words. Andy gives a two brain cell take about the day of reckoning.
- Ralph shills his DVD box set stuff, saying he’ll do a Best of Zidane and best of Tonka.
- When Vince asks about what he thinks of Trovo? Gunt says he loves it and its his favorite platform ever. Vince complains that he got more views on Dlive... Not like Dlive doubled your viewers with bots to inflate the platform or anything...
- Andy announces he might get lemons back. Andy is salty he got his Chomo banned. Ralph says he’ll try to pull some strings to get him unbanned, agreeing with tardski that it’s bullshit why he got banned.
- A few nuthairs past 11pm EST, he’s just shy of 630 viewers...
- Culture war says he got banned for IRL poltical streaming. He says its because that it can get violent quickly. Culture war says they should make an America-first-esque IP2 site. Gator suggests they just steal IP2’s code.
- Back to the papa John’s article. All the other people on the board were ayy lawging John. He didndu nuffin!
- Vince had to mute himself. CWC makes a joke that he’s getting raided. Turns out Vince’s PC locked up. He’s back after a couple of minutes.
- Ralph asks him if he saw the Megan and Prince Harry clips. Ralph thinks Oprah was shitting her pants all the way to the bank with the tabloid gold. Warski gives another dimwit take. Vince says the baby looks whiter than him. Ralph says she’s the lightest black person she saw. Looks like some Italian actor’s sister. Gator says she’s “White passing”.
- Finally we get a caller... Unfortunately it’s butters... Butters asks Vince what his favorite part of his speech was. That’s such an autistic question. Vince says it was when it was when he was calling the republican states to secede again.
- Next caller is some literal who. Didn’t catch his name. Caller says he was the black guy who Vince gave a shirt to at the million MIGA march.
- Vince asked if he was the guy screaming about black people. Caller confirms he was saying that they had to get rid of the niggers. The caller gives everyone on stream an N-word pass. Caller gives a shoutout to the grapists.
- Now Vince is going off about Cuomo... Why is an American Fister care about a demon-rat?
- Vince shills gab, announcing the hack as “Yeah... they’re down today...” 100% FED
- Ralph talks about the pornstar guest. Andy says he’ll do some “research”. Even Andy says “Andy Coomski returns for one night only!” He says he’ll be doing a pateron only stream tonight. He shills his shit, doing a Silent Hill iceberg with bibble on youtube.
- Ralph shills Odysee some more. Warski stutters. Ralph says he wants to do some more live coverage of stuff on Odysee. Andy says he loves that Culture war is a cohost now.
- Gator has been quiet for a while now. A super chatter asks if Culture war was going to be put in the Killstream hall of fame. Andy says he’ll work on his shit as he brandishes his notebook.
- Culture war tries to explain his thing on the Killstream to his grandparents (Now that’s a taint-piercing)
- Andy says his aunt asked for a link to the killstream but Andy shot her down. “You don’t want to see what we do.”
- Gunt goes on to play some Charlie Kirk clip. He shills the shit he bought today and ordered in preperation for the porn star to come on.
- Ralph plays some Megan Markel clip on Oprah. Celebrity news and coomer shit, the killstream has really come a long way from when Zidane used to get interesting guests from time to time... Now they’re playing some BBC clip that Ralph gave up on like a minute and a half into.
- Onto some more Cuomo shit... Him on Good Morning America. Next gunt brings up some article about Amazon, I guess they are running anti-union ads on Twitch.
- They go onto talk about how much they love Brazil. Ralph said he’s had a few Brazilians and a Mexican. Ralph goes on to bring up the trans activist article about how the kids are kinky... CWC’s setup literally goes sideways. We don’t know if CWC is okay... he comes back on. Ralph thinks he faked getting swatted. CWC’s mic is fucked. He said he took a sword to his computer.
- CWC says he had a Deus Vault moment. Ralph goes on how in AU they don’t want to call Child sex abusers pedophiles anymore. Andy spergs.
- Ralph says his mom is doing a little better but some doctors say the outlook is kind of blackpilled...
- He begins to wrap the show, giving us a run down of who will be on this week. Ralph hopes the pornstar will sit on his lap. Ralph feels there will be a lot of screenshots.
- Cut to the shitty outro song after he shills his hats.
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Yeah, The fact he has to stay at his house for delivery of the equipment he ordered pretty much confirms this, that or she’s on extended vacation or has a job, but that’s less likely.
thats fucking sad, whats sadder is he probably lied to the hooker, fucking imagine if the hooker runs the fuck out in horror at the sight of the gunt. ppppplllleeeease let the fucking hooker bail and let us know the female gender needs some cleansing moment from any member agreeing to sit on ralphs gunt and half eaten cocktail clit
im not screen capping unless i see visceral disgust plain on the whore's face or if she vomits on ralph or calls ralph a gunted bitch with a pigsty house and a tiny clitty and his fans are subhumans who only turn the show on muted so they can pretend theyre signal boosting a white nationalist podcast like alot of people did feminists stuff.
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Ralph .... Stern and O&A used to have "pornstars" on. This roastie is JUST A HOOKER! Dude her two most recent tweets have a TOTAL of 5 likes, 1 comment and ONE RETWEET. My throwaway twitter I use to hype meme stonks gets more traction. Are you fucking kidding me dude? "Pornstar" 
edit: the most recent tweet is from a cam whore account that @'d her. The retweet and comment are FROM HER. What a disaster she can't even be a naked roastie on the internet correctly. wtf! ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhhahahahahahahah what a fagget!
edit: the most recent tweet is from a cam whore account that @'d her. The retweet and comment are FROM HER. What a disaster she can't even be a naked roastie on the internet correctly. wtf! ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhhahahahahahahah what a fagget!
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FFS Ralph can you separate talking about your mom and your fetishes?
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I hope he thumbs her after being told not to, and the end result is a sex beef finally sticking.
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It really is hilariously transparent. Everyone already assumed he was paying to fuck her but he has to pretend she's a "porn star" to make it sound like this is totally just for the show guys.Ralph .... Stern and O&A used to have "pornstars" on. This roastie is JUST A HOOKER! Dude her two most recent tweets have a TOTAL of 5 likes, 1 comment and ONE RETWEET. My throwaway twitter I use to hype meme stonks gets more traction. Are you fucking kidding me dude? "Pornstar"
edit: the most recent tweet is from a cam whore account that @'d her. The retweet and comment are FROM HER. What a disaster she can't even be a naked roastie on the internet correctly. wtf! ahahahaha
As funny as that'd be, there's no real chance of a literal whore who agreed to be on the killstream of all things having any dignity or backbone.
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Ralph is paying for a prostitute and is also interviewing her on his show... 
This is... peak! Absolute peak.
This is... peak! Absolute peak.
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Looks like she enjoys taking the edge off before getting bent over in Florida... hmmmm that sounds familiar (Dates don’t match up but still funny)
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Buying a rat faced hooker for the weekend when your mom is dying is trad as fuck. Maybe he hired her to help stand vigil by Sandra's bedside when kill retort business demands his attention.
maybe hes to the point he has to pay prostitutes to be guests and just hope for sex afterwardsRalph is paying for a prostitute and is also interviewing her on his show...
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in case you guys missed it....Looks like she enjoys taking the edge off before getting bent over in Florida... hmmmm that sounds familiar (Dates don’t match up but still funny)
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Overnight fees: $2500, putting that frenchman's suicide money to good use I see!
Ok the gunt's definitely getting pegged
"i'd love to talk shit you, step on your hands, make you lick the souls of my feet and suck on my toes, toilet shame you and wack you with my foot paddle. i can also use toys on you and get weird with it."
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Ok the gunt's definitely getting pegged
"i'd love to talk shit you, step on your hands, make you lick the souls of my feet and suck on my toes, toilet shame you and wack you with my foot paddle. i can also use toys on you and get weird with it."
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This is real life. You better not be stingy with the pills.
Business expense though, he can write it off in his taxes. lmao
She's a literal drug addicted whore she'll fuck anything.
"My audience is 75% incels I'll give you good coverage they can fuck the whore the Ralph fucked give me half off and do an interview on the Kuckstream."
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I don't think he'd rerelease the pillstreams anyway even if he had them. He should try rounding them up and turning them into a DVD boxset.
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