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Phil was complaining about it being hard to aim and that the scope has a lot of recoil and someone says "Maybe he should try a different Scopely?" 😄
Also, he repeatedly complained about the low tips and how he hopes people will "make up for it" on Wednesday or he "can't afford stuff" (with no mention of what the stuff is and no acknowledgement of how he's made hundreds in the past few days). Also, he went overtime tonight and I really have to wonder why people even donate to this guy. Beyond "owning the trolls", Phil actually plays longer the less money he gets. You'd think it'd be in the best interest of his idiot viewers to withhold their money to milk more quality streaming content out of him, but what do I know?
 
I just want to know what the fuck are the dumbest people on the planet making up for because of one slow stream after a string of overly successful ones.

DO THEY EVER WONDER THAT? Cause even at 10 or 15 years old I would wonder these things. Not just roll with whatever this idiot is saying after 7 fundraisers for taxes and still end up in half a mil in debt with $100,000 in credit cards alone that nobody can physically pinpoint to where the money went.
 
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Phil was complaining about it being hard to aim and that the scope has a lot of recoil and someone says "Maybe he should try a different Scopely?" 😄
Also, he repeatedly complained about the low tips and how he hopes people will "make up for it" on Wednesday or he "can't afford stuff" (with no mention of what the stuff is and no acknowledgement of how he's made hundreds in the past few days). Also, he went overtime tonight and I really have to wonder why people even donate to this guy. Beyond "owning the trolls", Phil actually plays longer the less money he gets. You'd think it'd be in the best interest of his idiot viewers to withhold their money to milk more quality streaming content out of him, but what do I know?
Shout out to the scopely line, thats fucking genius!

He said that he needed the money tomorrow for his day off, and a few of the things he mentioned very early in the stream were "grocery shopping, supplies for his pet jasper, and pay for a meal with my wife".. The obvious question is why cant she pay for any of it? I mean seriously, it takes 2 seconds and 2 brain cells to see that this guy is obviously lying. He also said that all of the money he raised this weekend were enough to cover the 2 major bills he needed to pay, and that's why he needs to continue to hit the tips goal going forward.
 
Like Clockwork.. Don't change Phil.

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EDIT - A Double Beg. OiC get your wallet out and be a good paypig.

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EDIT II - Hat-Trick. The hardcore begging season is in full effect.

 
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Like Clockwork.. Don't change Phil.

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EDIT - A Double Beg. OiC get your wallet out and be a good paypig.

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Let me fix that for ya, Phil: "You guys have to make up for today being slow, so show up and support the stream. Today's contributions were, quite frankly, unacceptable and you better not start making a habit of it."
 
Phil called the ENT to reschedule his appointment. He told them that she may be off on Wednesdays, and the closest Wednesday they have is two months out.
They offered to put Phil on a waiting list.
Phil can't reschedule the appointment until Kat's schedule stabilizes. It's impossible. It might be WEEKS before they know her schedule and what days they'll have off.

Someone asks why can't Phil just go while she is at work.
He already explained this and he needs the car, stupid. There is literally NO WAY to work around this.

Drive Kat to work? Have her uber or taxi for one day? Why can't she just request a day off? Why did he leave it until now to reschedule when he still doesn't even know if she is going to regularly have Wednesdays off?
Nevermind, subject changed. It's impossible.

His mental illness is on full display tonight. He is incapable of handling reality.

EDIT: Hot lore.
Someone asks why Kat can't walk if it's close. Phil popped off, tearing into him about asking for personal information.
Phil says that when she changed hours and position, it may have necessitated that she changed buildings.
Phil said the information that came out a year ago (finally acknowledged) may no longer be accurate. He then banned the guy for trying to pry into his wife's personal business.
But crying about not being able to make it to the ENT because of her job is not personal even though it's all connected information.

Anyway, Kat may have relocated. Do we believe him?

He's back to begging. One of the slowest streams recently, right when he really needs the help. It sucks, but it figures.
You got $300 in one stream the other day. And you always really need the help, Phil. That's the joke.
And now the autistic hordes of the internet want to know where Khet is. Good job, Phil.

I am beginning to very strongly suspect that she is either gone or massively unhappy with him. He is acting like a complete lunatic. A man who literally has a song he recorded about big tits playing on his prestreams goes on a Tumblr rant and then bans someone for saying they like hot chicks.
 
If I was a betting person I would say during tomorrow's pre-stream Phil is going to claim he got a chargeback so not only does he need to make up for the slow tips from last night but now he's even further in the hole with the chargeback. So the piggies are REALLY gonna have to step up and help him afford a meal with his wife on Wednesday.
 
For something that'e none of their business, he certainly forces his viewers to pay a lot of attention to his financials. And not just in the abstract, either. They've got to keep track of how much he made over the week, when his bills are due, when Twich pays him, what he needs to buy, the status of his tax filing... Phil are you SURE the details of your financial situation are no one's business?
 
For something that'e none of their business, he certainly forces his viewers to pay a lot of attention to his financials. And not just in the abstract, either. They've got to keep track of how much he made over the week, when his bills are due, when Twich pays him, what he needs to buy, the status of his tax filing... Phil are you SURE the details of your financial situation are no one's business?
He talks about how he needs money all stream every stream, regardless of how much he's previously made even if that amount is triple the tips goal, but if you dare question why he needs all this money, it's off to banland with you. To Phil's viewers who gave him all that vest streak money, I hope you're pleased with the unstoppable begging juggernaut you've created. This guy not only expects, but practically demands $100 a stream and throws a fit if he doesn't get it. He had ONE slow stream and he looked like he was dead inside this whole stream.
 
This stream is gold. I hope people who "troll cheer" see this and realize the best way to troll this guy is simply to not give him money. Look at how miserable and irritable he is tonight because he's both playing a game he's awful at and getting next to no "contributions". You wanna see Phil salty? Don't give him money, not even cheers.
It’s been known for a long time the saltiest Phil is a penniless Phil, I can only assume the people who “troll tip” are either genuine fans, or people who really get off on him getting salty at them specifically
 
I feel like the only way I can possibly be owned by the whales is if they can manage to give Phil enough money that his life actually visibly improves at all. So paypiggies you're going to have to really ramp up the opening of the wallets, because 120k a year with 5k monthly expenses just isn't giving Dark a quality of life improvement.
 
Drive Kat to work? Have her uber or taxi for one day? Why can't she just request a day off? Why did he leave it until now to reschedule when he still doesn't even know if she is going to regularly have Wednesdays off?
Nevermind, subject changed. It's impossible.
I've been thinking this myself, he's likely going to take that day off anyway so why the fuck not drive her for once?
 
EDIT II - Hat-Trick. The hardcore begging season is in full effect.
Yikes. What is this? I know, he begs constantly. But... come on. This is an audio recording posted to Twitter specifically begging for people to turn up tomorrow... so he can have, what, $250 in cash just to spend on his day off (allegedly)? After the week he has had with multiple $200+ streams? This is probably one of the most egregious begs we've seen because he went to the effort take it off stream, and because he has absolutely no begging narrative here.

He said he already paid for that emergency mystery expense that he was 'legally obligated' to pay for.
He had to pay condo dues and his internet bill but has now neglected to mention either of those, so they must be paid - he made more than enough to cover them both over the weekend alone.
He has not mentioned the tax guy presumably because he is trying to save him to beg for the money to pay him after his Twitch paycheck.
And yet here he is, desperate for money to buy stuff. Just stuff. I assume he isn't saying 'groceries' or 'supplies' because he knows people are mocking him for that.

We know obviously that he is burning money as fast as it comes in, but to be going in on this level of begging when he just visibly made well over his normal stream week, and to do it without any clear reason... he's so thirsty for a cash hit that he is actively looking for ways to dig himself deeper. At least when the vest streak was on, he could pimp the streak and not have to resort to begging this unseemly. Jesus Christ, Phil. Put the Champions down.
 
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