US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[HumanHive]

Jews- first they steal your country, and then your men.

An honest glownigger can’t even find a hot date anymore.

 

[ForTheHoard]

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I appreciate him putting "elite" in quotations, implying it doesn't exist. The "elites" conspiracy has been a joke on the left for a long ass time, but I thought the Time article about the elite shadow cabal fortifying elections was the nail in that coffin for that line of thinking.

 

[Clem Fandango]

I'm not sure why they'd expect the number of migrants to reduce when you're basically saying you wanna throw the doors open for them. Of course you're gonna get historical numbers when they believe there's a good chance that if they get in fast enough, they'll get American citizenship.

This is exactly what happened in Europe with Merkel's "wir schaffen das" moment.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

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With the first part I don't think he's necessarily wrong since I'm sure the elites would've preferred a puppet they could easily get into office that can at least finish a coherent sentence instead of having to wait for him to die off to get one in. The next part is just pure fucking delusion thinking Joe Biden, the Man from MBNA is any kind of working man because he rode the train home at one point during his senatorial career spanning nearly half a century.

 

[Secret Asshole]

With the first part I don't think he's necessarily wrong since I'm sure the elites would've preferred a puppet they could easily get into office that can at least finish a coherent sentence instead of having to wait for him to die off to get one in. The next part is just pure fucking delusion thinking Joe Biden, the Man from MBNA is any kind of working man because he rode the train home at one point during his senatorial career spanning nearly half a century.

The elites wanted Biden. He's a fucking neo liberal. What the fuck are they talking about?

 

[Picnic_Boy]

The elites wanted Biden. He's a fucking neo liberal. What the fuck are they talking about?

Biden might have the tech industry, media, banks and American secret police on his side, but Trump had the MyPillow guy, who is truly the definition of a shadowy elite.

 

[potato fan]

They also love American service men.

well they are there to die for the ZOG, I guess even jews get attached to their pet guard dogs

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

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I take it back, more woke please if it gets us more of this.

MFW I saw that tweet

 

[Cyber Floyd]

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I can only begin to imagine what it's like to be this divorced from reality

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

So far, this is the peak of this presidency to me. Having both his dogs go sicko mode on some random Secret Service agent.

 

[potato fan]

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So far, this is the peak of this presidency to me. Having both his dogs go sicko mode on some random Secret Service agent.

Anonymous sources say the agent in question is black. Sources familiar with doggo's thinking say the dog was radicalised to racism by Biden's bigotry and racist policies.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

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So far, this is the peak of this presidency to me. Having both his dogs go sicko mode on some random Secret Service agent.

Aren’t German Shepherds considered to be a rather neurotic breed? Their master’s obvious mental decay might be sending weird signals to the poor things.

God no he didn't. I'm quite sure it's pretty much the opposite compared to Biden and Kamala.

It’s a massive security risk to have multiple people in the line of succession together more than is absolutely necessary for reasons that should be obvious. It kind of just reinforces the understanding that Biden is in no way shape or form in control. Not only that, but so not in control that they feel the need to keep the direct successor in shouting distance whenever possible.

 

[Dark Edea]

How fucking insane in the membrane do you have to be to think that Biden/Harris wasn't the choice of the liberal establishment?

NO YOU.

I am paraphrasing but you get the idea.

 

[WarJams]

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So far, this is the peak of this presidency to me. Having both his dogs go sicko mode on some random Secret Service agent.

Has anybody checked on the absolute retard who runs all those cringy Oval Pawface social media accounts? This has to have them on suicide watch.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Has anybody checked on the absolute retard who runs all those cringy Oval Pawface social media accounts? This has to have them on suicide watch.

They and others are saying the dogs are innocent and that the agent probably deserved to get attacked.

 

[Cliff Booth]

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So far, this is the peak of this presidency to me. Having both his dogs go sicko mode on some random Secret Service agent.

Jen Psaki shouts "We're gonna circle back. He's a rescue!!!" as Kaitlan Collins starts to bleed out from her throat on the South Lawn with Major standing nearby, tail wagging, ready to kill again. As was this, every future press conference will be baptized in blood.

 

[TaterFarmer]

Has anybody checked on the absolute retard who runs all those cringy Oval Pawface social media accounts? This has to have them on suicide watch.

I hope they do it by swollowing crushed glass and chasing it down with a gallon of radiator fluid.

 

[Roybertitos]

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So far, this is the peak of this presidency to me. Having both his dogs go sicko mode on some random Secret Service agent.

Maybe it's just cause I've just recently been following the clownshow that is American politics, but does Biden's presidency seem to be a cascade of fuckups so far? It seems like anything that comes out about the guy is just plain retarded. Not even Trump fucked up this quickly and consistently. It's quite a feat honestly.

 

[JohnDoe]

Maybe it's just cause I've just recently been following the clownshow that is American politics, but does Biden's presidency seem to be a cascade of fuckups so far? It seems like anything that comes out about the guy is just plain retarded. Not even Trump fucked up this quickly and consistently. It's quite a feat honestly.

It's amazing that this is all happening while Biden has 120% of the MSM in Ultra-Simp Mode for him, unlike Trump. Imagine if Joe was being handled like Orange Man.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Maybe it's just cause I've just recently been following the clownshow that is American politics, but does Biden's presidency seem to be a cascade of fuckups so far? It seems like anything that comes out about the guy is just plain retarded. Not even Trump fucked up this quickly and consistently. It's quite a feat honestly.

It's been pretty much non stop fuck ups since day one, like holy shit. It's been said before, but most here expected him to only really act dumb after he was in a few months. He's been in a full month and some change and all this has happened.