DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Kat being scared to death of Phil’s fans says a lot

Phil is scared of his fans too.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Hmmm.

I was actually thinking, since DSP seems to be having issues with car driving as in he's too lazy to drive his wife to work so he can use the car himself, those days that he did those DSP tries it segments I think during the vest streak, where claims he had to go out for a moment to pick the items up (like the Starbucks drink), if he had his maid drive him? Maybe the timeframe/days line up with her days off? Not sure if anybody remembers that specific information off-hand.

We may be on to something here...

he's got some sort of autistic fear of driving. it's not laziness or whatever, he genuinely afraid of driving

 

[Gramh]

I'd hope I got a funny or cute one and work them into the streams if they wanted to do it. Maybe like a "Berta" from 2 1/2 men kinda deal where she busts on me as part of the act.

Except Leanna escaped the vortex

 

[Sugar Puppet]

can someone with a big brain look into this ?

twitch have added brand safety/brand risk score for streamers

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does this ^ mean you can only see your own score ?

If you can show me in the schema I can pull it. Quick search over lunch found an old one, which it's unlikely to be in: https://raw.githubusercontent.com/adongy/twitch-gql/master/schema.json

It couldn't be simpler to do:
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...I don't think this qualifies as gay ops. More gay curious.

If it turns out that that information ('Brand Safety Score which grades how brand friendly every streamer is based on things like chat behavior, ban history, manual ratings by Twitch staff, games played, age, automod and more...' according to the tweet referenced in the first quote) is publicly available and can be easily requested or found by anyone then it could potentially provide concrete data contradicting Phil lies. Imagine the notes Twitch staff could have manually left for the man who says 'Twitch LOVES my content dood!', or if Phil actually wasn't blacklisted from bounties but lied in order to avoid doing them because they're predominantly multiplayer games like League of Legends or involve watching esports streams including Street Fighter 5, stuff that he hates and despite those generally being lucrative opportunities he would just rather sit on his ass and beg for his whales to bail him out while playing games no one wants to see.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

My speculation on Phil's aversion to driving going into his 40s...

Anyone go through a small phase when you first started driving where the highway seriously scared you? Eventually you get over it because its the fastest way to drive most of the time, or the only way to reach some parts of the city.

Phil never got past that phase for the same reason he never learned to ride a bike or swim (?). There was some relatively insignificant discomfort in the learning process that he uses to justify never mastering basic human skills.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Twitch will now refund subs if less than 10 minutes have passed, there's no way weens will use this to piss off Phil:
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So he won't be trusting of any sub from now on.
I just love when this asshole's psyche is constantly at a frayed point because he's such a hysterical woman about it.

 

[FamicomGorby]

So he won't be trusting of any sub from now on.
I just love when this asshole's psyche is constantly at a frayed point because he's such a hysterical woman about it.

At least the sub count is verifiable info, unlike chargebacks which he could just be making up constantly.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil is scared of his fans too.

King of Scared

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Phil can't keep up this chargeback scam for too long,
They have inbuilt protection to stop this, it a box tick to a blacklist, if Phill is too fucking stupid/greedy that's his fault for going balls deeps bareback into a stream
StreamElements have done all this work just for DSP to say that their system doesn't work?
sure they love that .....

https://blog.streamelements.com/advanced-chargeback-protection-for-twitch-and-youtube-stops-bad-donations-from-ruining-your-day-c33f0b2b6f19

 

[Jasper2K]

Phil can't keep up this chargeback scam for too long,
They have inbuilt protection to stop this, it a box tick to a blacklist, if Phill is too fucking stupid/greedy that's his fault for going balls deeps bareback into a stream
StreamElements have done all this work just for DSP to say that their system doesn't work?
sure they love that .....

https://blog.streamelements.com/advanced-chargeback-protection-for-twitch-and-youtube-stops-bad-donations-from-ruining-your-day-c33f0b2b6f19

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Don't worry Phil has another scheme in the works im sure and the mystery illness card is still up in the rafters ready to make its appearnce if all else fails.

 

[Pargon]

Don't worry Phil has another scheme in the works im sure and the mystery illness card is still up in the rafters ready to make its appearnce if all else fails.

I guess now we know why he hasn't played it yet; people outside of the farms are paying attention to the health shit he talks about and keep asking him about it. He can't risk a fake cancer scare or something because people will keep pestering him about seeing an oncologist, and Phil is apparently bound and determined not to leave his bunker under any sort of duress except the real kind.

 

[YokuNama]

Kat mentioned to Phil that the woman was trying her best since the customer had a lot of fruit that had to be manually inputted into the register. Phil was wearing his Mario Bros shirt that shows them walking like the Beatles across the street and his Zelda pajamas.

Lmaoooooo

Kat turned around and honestly looked scared. Phil turned around and told me he didn’t want to talk to me, in a really rude way. I asked him if he was ok, this caused Kat to look even more frightened and Phil again turned around and told me to stop harassing him. Because Kat was beginning to look really scared, I decided to end it there.

Lmfaoooooooooooo

I'm skeptical because unless you're some small kid I don't think Phil has the heart to say that to any adult in public. Still funny though.

The 2nd time at Fred Meyers that I saw Phil, he was again at a checkout lane. I again decided to go through the same lane. Phil was pointing at the magazines, he was ridiculing the people on the covers and saying they had unrealistic bodies, smiles, hair etc, and they all made way too much money. Kat looked at the magazines but didn’t say anything. I said to Phil, “good morning”, Phil turned around and told me he didn’t want to talk to me. I don’t think he recognized me because it had been a few months since our first encounter. He was wearing that Sonic shirt and his Zelda pajama pants again.

lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooo

I totally believe he would be jealous of people on a magazine since he went out of his way to take a picture of PewDiePie's book in the children's section only top make fun of it.

The 3rd encounter was actually at a stoplight. I pulled up after I got done shopping and Phil was in the lane to my left. Kat was driving and Phil was intensely on his phone. It was a summer day so Phil had the window rolled down. I couldn’t quite hear him but I’m sure he was talking to Kat about Twitter or YouTube, he was clearly angry. Since we were in our cars, I decided to have a little more fun. I rolled down my window and shouted “Hey Phil? What’s up?”. This alarmed Kat severely. Phil looked up but did not look at me. Kat looked at me but quickly looked away in fear I guess. Phil ignored me, I know Phil could hear me. I even lied and tried to get him to talk by shouting “I’m a big fan of your streams!” Phil continued to ignore, and he slowly rolled up his window. As the window was being rolled up, the light turned green, and I heard Phil tell Kat to go. She hauled ass out of there.

LMFAOOOOOO

I'm sorry but believing this is someone's actual life that they gloat about loving on the internet but be in a complete panic when real people see his real life is hard to do... but somehow not completely unbelievable.

Funny read if true or not. Also I remember someone else who saw Phil in the wild have the same kind of experience when he was dating Leanna.

Imagine doing something for 12 years and you are absolutely terrified to find anyone in the real world that knows what you did.

 

[LucyDropper]

Phil can't keep up this chargeback scam for too long,
They have inbuilt protection to stop this, it a box tick to a blacklist, if Phill is too fucking stupid/greedy that's his fault for going balls deeps bareback into a stream
StreamElements have done all this work just for DSP to say that their system doesn't work?
sure they love that .....

The amazing thing is that when tips get low he really forgets his whole methodology and throws it all out the window, he did it last night "You still show up as unverified, well it is what it is" and then adds it to the total. The level of desperation he has gotten since the vest streak to hit 100 dollars is truly something mind boggling.

 

[Jasper2K]

Hey guys, I’ve been lurking here for an extremely long time and never posted any information about Phil simply due to the reputation of this site. I do not live near Phil but my workplace is near where Phil shops. I work a night shift and when I get off, I have ran into Phil and Kat on 4 separate occasions so far in the last 2 years.
I did not take any pictures or videos of our encounters. Why? Because one, I’m honestly trying to get my stuff from the store, go home, and go to bed. Second, I don’t want to look like a clown taking my phone out and trying to take pictures of Phil, we know what he looks like. Third, Phil would use that as obvious pity bucks material, “some troll is stalking me” etc. The store in question is the Fred Meyer that Kat works at in Renton, an area known as Benson Hill.
So, I’m gonna give a brief rundown of the times I met our favorite internet celebrity. Don’t expect a lot from these.
The first time was I going to the checkout lanes and Phil and Kat were standing in line. I was shocked to actually see him so I decided to use that same checkout line. I got behind Phil and I heard him grumbling about how slow the gal running the register was. Kat mentioned to Phil that the woman was trying her best since the customer had a lot of fruit that had to be manually inputted into the register. Phil was wearing his Mario Bros shirt that shows them walking like the Beatles across the street and his Zelda pajamas. I said to Phil that I really liked his shirt, I don’t like it but I just wanted to start a conversation. Kat turned around and honestly looked scared. Phil turned around and told me he didn’t want to talk to me, in a really rude way. I asked him if he was ok, this caused Kat to look even more frightened and Phil again turned around and told me to stop harassing him. Because Kat was beginning to look really scared, I decided to end it there.
The 2nd time at Fred Meyers that I saw Phil, he was again at a checkout lane. I again decided to go through the same lane. Phil was pointing at the magazines, he was ridiculing the people on the covers and saying they had unrealistic bodies, smiles, hair etc, and they all made way too much money. Kat looked at the magazines but didn’t say anything. I said to Phil, “good morning”, Phil turned around and told me he didn’t want to talk to me. I don’t think he recognized me because it had been a few months since our first encounter. He was wearing that Sonic shirt and his Zelda pajama pants again.
The 3rd encounter was actually at a stoplight. I pulled up after I got done shopping and Phil was in the lane to my left. Kat was driving and Phil was intensely on his phone. It was a summer day so Phil had the window rolled down. I couldn’t quite hear him but I’m sure he was talking to Kat about Twitter or YouTube, he was clearly angry. Since we were in our cars, I decided to have a little more fun. I rolled down my window and shouted “Hey Phil? What’s up?”. This alarmed Kat severely. Phil looked up but did not look at me. Kat looked at me but quickly looked away in fear I guess. Phil ignored me, I know Phil could hear me. I even lied and tried to get him to talk by shouting “I’m a big fan of your streams!” Phil continued to ignore, and he slowly rolled up his window. As the window was being rolled up, the light turned green, and I heard Phil tell Kat to go. She hauled ass out of there.
The 4th and so far final encounter, was just a few months ago. I was shopping at the Fred Meyer, I walked past the frozen food section and I saw Kat and Phil. I decided to investigate so I went down the same aisle. Phil was holding a family size Marie Calendar’s frozen lasagna. Phil was angry at it, I could tell from a distance. He was staring intensely at it, burning a hole through it. As I walked up and pretend I needed something, I heard Phil say “How many fucking servings are in this bitch?” Phil could not find the serving size on the box despite looking at the nutritional information, he needed help. Kat told Phil she didn’t know and said that he could get an employee to help him. This seemed to anger Phil more, he grew frustrated and finally just put the lasagna in his cart, saying “whatever.” I walked past him as the couple continued to dig through the frozen food section. Phil was wearing that same Mario shirt and those Zelda pajamas. He was also wearing a generic face mask. As I walked past his cart, I took a brief look at what was in it, it is the only time I could look down into his cart. The cart was packed, filled to the brim, with mostly frozen food meals, otter pops, flavored carbonated water, cans of Chef Boyardee, toilet paper, plastic utensils, Chewy granola bars, and Bar S hot dogs. That was the stuff on the top, I don’t know what was beneath it all. But it was a very large amount of groceries, much larger than what I’ve seen them have before.
So there you have it. Nothing too exciting, but since I read on here people wondering what Phil does outside his condo, I’d thought I would finally share this. I don’t know Phil at all, no more than you guys, I just happen to shop at the same place as him at the same time once in a great while.
I apologize for the extremely long post.

Hard to believe. Phil historically based off old videos has never came off this abrasive in public/social settings. But then again we have no clue how modern era Phil behaves in public and we shouldn't actively try to find out lest we give him ammo.

 

[actually]

Re: anonymouse and the rich uncle--I have a vague memory of something along those lines being mentioned before. I think someone ripped all the Patreon QnA videos when they were unprivated and uploaded them elsewhere. Maybe someone can find them on YouTube?

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Hard to believe. Phil historically based off old videos has never came off this abrasive in public/social settings. But then again we have no clue how modern era Phil behaves in public and we shouldn't actively try to find out lest we give him ammo.

I can fully believe he's the type of person to stand in the queue for the till bitching about how long it takes though, and panicking if anyone ever tries to talk to him.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

Hard to believe. Phil historically based off old videos has never came off this abrasive in public/social settings. But then again we have no clue how modern era Phil behaves in public and we shouldn't actively try to find out lest we give him ammo.

The guy claiming to have seen Phil is definitely just writing some fan fiction, but funny nonetheless.
I agree with you Phil never really came across as abrasive in his IRL vlogs, he always came across as awkward and timid like in that video where he's eating at that restaurant with Pandalee. He just awkwardly waddles up to the counter to get his food and just mumbles while she's talking to him. Definitely not the toughguy persona he tries to portray on Twitch.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Twitch will now refund subs if less than 10 minutes have passed, there's no way weens will use this to piss off Phil:
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Ahahaha what a direct insult to their content creators. Straight up admitting that people regularly donate just to hear someone say their username or have their text-to-speech say something funny, irrespective of the content itself. Is Twitch financially affected by chargebacks? I suspect donating just for a shout-out gets a lot of buyer's remorse shortly after, and they're hoping this cuts down on the number of chargebacks.

EDIT: Also yeah that's definitely fan-fiction, or leaving out a fucking lot. Not even Phil would be such a weird autistic loser as to immediately be rude to a stranger who said "good morning, I like your shirt", to them.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Hey guys, I’ve been lurking here for an extremely long time and never posted any information about Phil simply due to the reputation of this site. I do not live near Phil but my workplace is near where Phil shops. I work a night shift and when I get off, I have ran into Phil and Kat on 4 separate occasions so far in the last 2 years.
I did not take any pictures or videos of our encounters. Why? Because one, I’m honestly trying to get my stuff from the store, go home, and go to bed. Second, I don’t want to look like a clown taking my phone out and trying to take pictures of Phil, we know what he looks like. Third, Phil would use that as obvious pity bucks material, “some troll is stalking me” etc. The store in question is the Fred Meyer that Kat works at in Renton, an area known as Benson Hill.
So, I’m gonna give a brief rundown of the times I met our favorite internet celebrity. Don’t expect a lot from these.
The first time was I going to the checkout lanes and Phil and Kat were standing in line. I was shocked to actually see him so I decided to use that same checkout line. I got behind Phil and I heard him grumbling about how slow the gal running the register was. Kat mentioned to Phil that the woman was trying her best since the customer had a lot of fruit that had to be manually inputted into the register. Phil was wearing his Mario Bros shirt that shows them walking like the Beatles across the street and his Zelda pajamas. I said to Phil that I really liked his shirt, I don’t like it but I just wanted to start a conversation. Kat turned around and honestly looked scared. Phil turned around and told me he didn’t want to talk to me, in a really rude way. I asked him if he was ok, this caused Kat to look even more frightened and Phil again turned around and told me to stop harassing him. Because Kat was beginning to look really scared, I decided to end it there.
The 2nd time at Fred Meyers that I saw Phil, he was again at a checkout lane. I again decided to go through the same lane. Phil was pointing at the magazines, he was ridiculing the people on the covers and saying they had unrealistic bodies, smiles, hair etc, and they all made way too much money. Kat looked at the magazines but didn’t say anything. I said to Phil, “good morning”, Phil turned around and told me he didn’t want to talk to me. I don’t think he recognized me because it had been a few months since our first encounter. He was wearing that Sonic shirt and his Zelda pajama pants again.
The 3rd encounter was actually at a stoplight. I pulled up after I got done shopping and Phil was in the lane to my left. Kat was driving and Phil was intensely on his phone. It was a summer day so Phil had the window rolled down. I couldn’t quite hear him but I’m sure he was talking to Kat about Twitter or YouTube, he was clearly angry. Since we were in our cars, I decided to have a little more fun. I rolled down my window and shouted “Hey Phil? What’s up?”. This alarmed Kat severely. Phil looked up but did not look at me. Kat looked at me but quickly looked away in fear I guess. Phil ignored me, I know Phil could hear me. I even lied and tried to get him to talk by shouting “I’m a big fan of your streams!” Phil continued to ignore, and he slowly rolled up his window. As the window was being rolled up, the light turned green, and I heard Phil tell Kat to go. She hauled ass out of there.
The 4th and so far final encounter, was just a few months ago. I was shopping at the Fred Meyer, I walked past the frozen food section and I saw Kat and Phil. I decided to investigate so I went down the same aisle. Phil was holding a family size Marie Calendar’s frozen lasagna. Phil was angry at it, I could tell from a distance. He was staring intensely at it, burning a hole through it. As I walked up and pretend I needed something, I heard Phil say “How many fucking servings are in this bitch?” Phil could not find the serving size on the box despite looking at the nutritional information, he needed help. Kat told Phil she didn’t know and said that he could get an employee to help him. This seemed to anger Phil more, he grew frustrated and finally just put the lasagna in his cart, saying “whatever.” I walked past him as the couple continued to dig through the frozen food section. Phil was wearing that same Mario shirt and those Zelda pajamas. He was also wearing a generic face mask. As I walked past his cart, I took a brief look at what was in it, it is the only time I could look down into his cart. The cart was packed, filled to the brim, with mostly frozen food meals, otter pops, flavored carbonated water, cans of Chef Boyardee, toilet paper, plastic utensils, Chewy granola bars, and Bar S hot dogs. That was the stuff on the top, I don’t know what was beneath it all. But it was a very large amount of groceries, much larger than what I’ve seen them have before.
So there you have it. Nothing too exciting, but since I read on here people wondering what Phil does outside his condo, I’d thought I would finally share this. I don’t know Phil at all, no more than you guys, I just happen to shop at the same place as him at the same time once in a great while.
I apologize for the extremely long post.

Chef Boyardee? That's something one of his moron paypigs always mentions in his cheers. Zelda Pants? Phil mentioned that the only day he wears jeans are on his day out, and given how stupid his explanation was, I actually believe him. Marie Calendar's lasagna? He has said multiple times he hates this brand, he prefers Micheal Angelo's lasagna. I would be very surprised if Kat reacted at all, let alone scared, if someone spoke to her or Phil. This reads like someone watched his stream or 'detractor' channels and chose the parts he remembered.

 

[PieceofShet]

Re: anonymouse and the rich uncle--I have a vague memory of something along those lines being mentioned before. I think someone ripped all the Patreon QnA videos when they were unprivated and uploaded them elsewhere. Maybe someone can find them on YouTube?

These? Bhil Purnells channel?