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rage/wagequiting = "I still had fun!"
Then he cries when someone does keep track.
Lie better Phail.
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Hey guys, I’ve been lurking here for an extremely long time and never posted any information about Phil simply due to the reputation of this site. I do not live near Phil but my workplace is near where Phil shops. I work a night shift and when I get off, I have ran into Phil and Kat on 4 separate occasions so far in the last 2 years.
I did not take any pictures or videos of our encounters. Why? Because one, I’m honestly trying to get my stuff from the store, go home, and go to bed. Second, I don’t want to look like a clown taking my phone out and trying to take pictures of Phil, we know what he looks like. Third, Phil would use that as obvious pity bucks material, “some troll is stalking me” etc. The store in question is the Fred Meyer that Kat works at in Renton, an area known as Benson Hill.
So, I’m gonna give a brief rundown of the times I met our favorite internet celebrity. Don’t expect a lot from these.
The first time was I going to the checkout lanes and Phil and Kat were standing in line. I was shocked to actually see him so I decided to use that same checkout line. I got behind Phil and I heard him grumbling about how slow the gal running the register was. Kat mentioned to Phil that the woman was trying her best since the customer had a lot of fruit that had to be manually inputted into the register. Phil was wearing his Mario Bros shirt that shows them walking like the Beatles across the street and his Zelda pajamas. I said to Phil that I really liked his shirt, I don’t like it but I just wanted to start a conversation. Kat turned around and honestly looked scared. Phil turned around and told me he didn’t want to talk to me, in a really rude way. I asked him if he was ok, this caused Kat to look even more frightened and Phil again turned around and told me to stop harassing him. Because Kat was beginning to look really scared, I decided to end it there.
The 2nd time at Fred Meyers that I saw Phil, he was again at a checkout lane. I again decided to go through the same lane. Phil was pointing at the magazines, he was ridiculing the people on the covers and saying they had unrealistic bodies, smiles, hair etc, and they all made way too much money. Kat looked at the magazines but didn’t say anything. I said to Phil, “good morning”, Phil turned around and told me he didn’t want to talk to me. I don’t think he recognized me because it had been a few months since our first encounter. He was wearing that Sonic shirt and his Zelda pajama pants again.
The 3rd encounter was actually at a stoplight. I pulled up after I got done shopping and Phil was in the lane to my left. Kat was driving and Phil was intensely on his phone. It was a summer day so Phil had the window rolled down. I couldn’t quite hear him but I’m sure he was talking to Kat about Twitter or YouTube, he was clearly angry. Since we were in our cars, I decided to have a little more fun. I rolled down my window and shouted “Hey Phil? What’s up?”. This alarmed Kat severely. Phil looked up but did not look at me. Kat looked at me but quickly looked away in fear I guess. Phil ignored me, I know Phil could hear me. I even lied and tried to get him to talk by shouting “I’m a big fan of your streams!” Phil continued to ignore, and he slowly rolled up his window. As the window was being rolled up, the light turned green, and I heard Phil tell Kat to go. She hauled ass out of there.
The 4th and so far final encounter, was just a few months ago. I was shopping at the Fred Meyer, I walked past the frozen food section and I saw Kat and Phil. I decided to investigate so I went down the same aisle. Phil was holding a family size Marie Calendar’s frozen lasagna. Phil was angry at it, I could tell from a distance. He was staring intensely at it, burning a hole through it. As I walked up and pretend I needed something, I heard Phil say “How many fucking servings are in this bitch?” Phil could not find the serving size on the box despite looking at the nutritional information, he needed help. Kat told Phil she didn’t know and said that he could get an employee to help him. This seemed to anger Phil more, he grew frustrated and finally just put the lasagna in his cart, saying “whatever.” I walked past him as the couple continued to dig through the frozen food section. Phil was wearing that same Mario shirt and those Zelda pajamas. He was also wearing a generic face mask. As I walked past his cart, I took a brief look at what was in it, it is the only time I could look down into his cart. The cart was packed, filled to the brim, with mostly frozen food meals, otter pops, flavored carbonated water, cans of Chef Boyardee, toilet paper, plastic utensils, Chewy granola bars, and Bar S hot dogs. That was the stuff on the top, I don’t know what was beneath it all. But it was a very large amount of groceries, much larger than what I’ve seen them have before.
So there you have it. Nothing too exciting, but since I read on here people wondering what Phil does outside his condo, I’d thought I would finally share this. I don’t know Phil at all, no more than you guys, I just happen to shop at the same place as him at the same time once in a great while.
I apologize for the extremely long post.
I did not take any pictures or videos of our encounters. Why? Because one, I’m honestly trying to get my stuff from the store, go home, and go to bed. Second, I don’t want to look like a clown taking my phone out and trying to take pictures of Phil, we know what he looks like. Third, Phil would use that as obvious pity bucks material, “some troll is stalking me” etc. The store in question is the Fred Meyer that Kat works at in Renton, an area known as Benson Hill.
So, I’m gonna give a brief rundown of the times I met our favorite internet celebrity. Don’t expect a lot from these.
The first time was I going to the checkout lanes and Phil and Kat were standing in line. I was shocked to actually see him so I decided to use that same checkout line. I got behind Phil and I heard him grumbling about how slow the gal running the register was. Kat mentioned to Phil that the woman was trying her best since the customer had a lot of fruit that had to be manually inputted into the register. Phil was wearing his Mario Bros shirt that shows them walking like the Beatles across the street and his Zelda pajamas. I said to Phil that I really liked his shirt, I don’t like it but I just wanted to start a conversation. Kat turned around and honestly looked scared. Phil turned around and told me he didn’t want to talk to me, in a really rude way. I asked him if he was ok, this caused Kat to look even more frightened and Phil again turned around and told me to stop harassing him. Because Kat was beginning to look really scared, I decided to end it there.
The 2nd time at Fred Meyers that I saw Phil, he was again at a checkout lane. I again decided to go through the same lane. Phil was pointing at the magazines, he was ridiculing the people on the covers and saying they had unrealistic bodies, smiles, hair etc, and they all made way too much money. Kat looked at the magazines but didn’t say anything. I said to Phil, “good morning”, Phil turned around and told me he didn’t want to talk to me. I don’t think he recognized me because it had been a few months since our first encounter. He was wearing that Sonic shirt and his Zelda pajama pants again.
The 3rd encounter was actually at a stoplight. I pulled up after I got done shopping and Phil was in the lane to my left. Kat was driving and Phil was intensely on his phone. It was a summer day so Phil had the window rolled down. I couldn’t quite hear him but I’m sure he was talking to Kat about Twitter or YouTube, he was clearly angry. Since we were in our cars, I decided to have a little more fun. I rolled down my window and shouted “Hey Phil? What’s up?”. This alarmed Kat severely. Phil looked up but did not look at me. Kat looked at me but quickly looked away in fear I guess. Phil ignored me, I know Phil could hear me. I even lied and tried to get him to talk by shouting “I’m a big fan of your streams!” Phil continued to ignore, and he slowly rolled up his window. As the window was being rolled up, the light turned green, and I heard Phil tell Kat to go. She hauled ass out of there.
The 4th and so far final encounter, was just a few months ago. I was shopping at the Fred Meyer, I walked past the frozen food section and I saw Kat and Phil. I decided to investigate so I went down the same aisle. Phil was holding a family size Marie Calendar’s frozen lasagna. Phil was angry at it, I could tell from a distance. He was staring intensely at it, burning a hole through it. As I walked up and pretend I needed something, I heard Phil say “How many fucking servings are in this bitch?” Phil could not find the serving size on the box despite looking at the nutritional information, he needed help. Kat told Phil she didn’t know and said that he could get an employee to help him. This seemed to anger Phil more, he grew frustrated and finally just put the lasagna in his cart, saying “whatever.” I walked past him as the couple continued to dig through the frozen food section. Phil was wearing that same Mario shirt and those Zelda pajamas. He was also wearing a generic face mask. As I walked past his cart, I took a brief look at what was in it, it is the only time I could look down into his cart. The cart was packed, filled to the brim, with mostly frozen food meals, otter pops, flavored carbonated water, cans of Chef Boyardee, toilet paper, plastic utensils, Chewy granola bars, and Bar S hot dogs. That was the stuff on the top, I don’t know what was beneath it all. But it was a very large amount of groceries, much larger than what I’ve seen them have before.
So there you have it. Nothing too exciting, but since I read on here people wondering what Phil does outside his condo, I’d thought I would finally share this. I don’t know Phil at all, no more than you guys, I just happen to shop at the same place as him at the same time once in a great while.
I apologize for the extremely long post.
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Then I apologize for the explanation, pigpiggo might shed light on the network provider status on this ENT specialty visit, I kind of recall vaguely him talking shit about the health care system over this specific problem making his visit such a hassle to get done. The illuminating part of this whole saga is visibile in how it all comes into friction with Phil's specialty of learned helplessness, if only you could somehow send a cheer or tip with instructions on when his appointment was made for him and a ride there and back from the clinic in order to live his mature adult life for him or something? Why won't Twitch enable that functionality yet for their top bilk rate streamer on the site already?
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That "NO!" combined with that haircut makes him even more retarded. What sort of 'hairdresser' thought this would be a good look for someone with his features? Also, there was a new game on his Switch, so that is another reason to believe Kat is still there, considering Phil never plays games off stream.
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Phil can't drive because those stupid nudniks at the DMV didn't send him an e-mail telling him to renew his license.
Alternatively, I'm more firmly convinced that the big reason why Phil refuses to drive is because he's such a bitchmade toddler that he's earnestly afraid of the act of driving. Just has a panic attack and can't do it, like how he gets when he has to engage in actual human contact. So, needs Kat to chaperone him around the mall like a good soulmom. The option of Uber/Lyft/taxi/etc has been brought up many times before, and those kinds of services out there completely remove any sane excuse for why one cannot commute themselves from point A to point B if driving themselves just can not be an option. So my take on Phil's true reason why he refuses these services is because da trolls, man! They're trying to kill him and his FAMILY! Any prospective driver for himself or Kat is 100% guaranteed to be a deep cover troll that's going to drive them off of a bridge!!!
Because it's Read-The-Farms Tuesday, Philly-boy, lemme level with you. I believe that most of your trolls would much rather let you continue to neglect your health so we can watch you clutch your chest and emit a death wheeze in the midst of a lag rant before collapsing into your laptop and mic and enter cardiac arrest upon your grimy floor. Nobody at Lyft or Uber or whatever Renton taxi service available is going to explicitly murder you if you called them up to take you to the doc. Quit your bitching and go to the fucking doc while you still can, you bitchmade tool.
Alternatively, I'm more firmly convinced that the big reason why Phil refuses to drive is because he's such a bitchmade toddler that he's earnestly afraid of the act of driving. Just has a panic attack and can't do it, like how he gets when he has to engage in actual human contact. So, needs Kat to chaperone him around the mall like a good soulmom. The option of Uber/Lyft/taxi/etc has been brought up many times before, and those kinds of services out there completely remove any sane excuse for why one cannot commute themselves from point A to point B if driving themselves just can not be an option. So my take on Phil's true reason why he refuses these services is because da trolls, man! They're trying to kill him and his FAMILY! Any prospective driver for himself or Kat is 100% guaranteed to be a deep cover troll that's going to drive them off of a bridge!!!
Because it's Read-The-Farms Tuesday, Philly-boy, lemme level with you. I believe that most of your trolls would much rather let you continue to neglect your health so we can watch you clutch your chest and emit a death wheeze in the midst of a lag rant before collapsing into your laptop and mic and enter cardiac arrest upon your grimy floor. Nobody at Lyft or Uber or whatever Renton taxi service available is going to explicitly murder you if you called them up to take you to the doc. Quit your bitching and go to the fucking doc while you still can, you bitchmade tool.
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If you can show me in the schema I can pull it. Quick search over lunch found an old one, which it's unlikely to be in: https://raw.githubusercontent.com/adongy/twitch-gql/master/schema.json
It couldn't be simpler to do:
...I don't think this qualifies as gay ops. More gay curious.
Edit...and attached the scheme taken today. By me. Turns out it takes literally 30 seconds to install run some commands. It's a lot to read through. Couldn't really find what they meant. Search for "type User {" and anything under that might be relevant? Maybe it's under channel not user? I got to get back to work.
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He needs a therapist because there is nobody in his bubble to tell him the hard truth. It was confirmed that he makes panda lee drive cause she took selfies in the car and was in drivers seat. A therapist would def suggest he gets his health in order and to think about his career choices.
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I don't buy it but I want to because imagining Phil going shopping in PJs and gamer shirts is hilarious.
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"Shoutout to Thx4TheMunnyDummy for the subscription, and BadBAckAckAck, as well as BestWifeMom all for subscribing and that gets up to... oh we lost 20 subs. What the fuck, huuuuuuuuuuuuuuh?"
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A for effort! F for reality.
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He's so robust and mature that he only gets 5 minutes a week to spend with his beloved wife, and he uses it to play WWE Champions. Happy International Women's Day, indeed.
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If this is true this is fucking hilarious. If, big if, it is, it really goes to show that he's a genuine prick and the persona he gives off on stream is who he really is. Although I have my doubts because I think Phil is a big man online but a small man in person and don't think he would want that smoke, unless he perceived you as someone who's weak, because he wouldn't speak that way to Tyrone.
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Any therapist would first suggest Phil to get outside more and learn to talk with people, well when the COVID bullshit finally stops soon. All his strange behaviors are a result of him being a shut-in for so long.
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Was going to make an in-depth video on Phil's cod stream with slow-motion close-ups, hp bars bullet count hit markers etc ect
After 10 mins of watching his stream footage, I give up this woman is basically phill on COD
After 10 mins of watching his stream footage, I give up this woman is basically phill on COD
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I want to believe all this, but I don't know, it seems too good to be true.
How about the next time you see them, take a photo from afar and come back to us.
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If it is true, it shows he buys food for a month and, as usual, he lies about needing to buy food every week. Who could realistically eat a cart full of food a week barring the deathfats?
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X to doubt. Anybody can whip up a "I saw Phil, he was dressed like a grouchy manchild and acted like a cunt." story. Good story, refusing to believe it's true just on your word alone when anybody can whip up a story like this.
So you refused to just snap a quick pic from a distance; something that would've offered some truth behind your stories and been less intrusive to Phil's life... yet then later on in your story, at every chance you came across the guy, you tried to interact with him? "Outright trying to talk to the guy" is far above "snapping a pic from afar" in the realm of poop touching.
My verdict is this is either fake or you still engaged in some kind of poop touching autism despite your earlier claims of not wanting to get on that level. If you observed from a distance and snapped a picture, it would've been far more acceptable to this nonsense.
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Kat being scared to death of Phil’s fans says a lot
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The most realistic thing about the story is that Phil is an angry tard that grumbles at everything including nutrition information.
If I had Phil money I'd have a regular cleaning service and hornswaggle my way into getting a Cna instead of marrying a horse.
I can't recall who but a few years back on livestream fail I saw a streamer goofing in a canoe on their bed and the maid showed up for the day during that moment.
I'd hope I got a funny or cute one and work them into the streams if they wanted to do it. Maybe like a "Berta" from 2 1/2 men kinda deal where she busts on me as part of the act.
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Anyone else watch the 1990 remake of Night of the Living Dead? In the beginning where Barbara sees a normal looking man wearing a suit shuffling toward her, and she is shrieking for help, only for the camera to cut to a behind shot and we see that the suit had been cut all the way down the back and is slowly sliding off. Zombie dude had been autopsied and the suit was placed sort of around his body prior to rising... I would imagine that THAT is the only way some suit from a decade ago would fit Phil's current amorphous shape. As soon as they said "I do, *snort*", he slid out of that thing and back into his scrub gear.
A mahntage of snort burnell "DEVOUR DEVOUR" clips with Phil stuffing his disgusting pig-like mouth. It's the only thing he's ever really had a passion for.
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