Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

[Marionette]

Train fetish check.
Car fetish check
Now all we need is a boat and plane lover and we'll have the complete set

I hear if you collect them all along with spaceship lover they form into a being of pure Autism.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

You'd think that it can't possibly stretch this cringefest on any longer, but it just keeps going.

I just discovered there's an epilogue and it's even worse.

Spoiler: Apparently Pinky is a Brave Little Toaster fancharacter

 

[fishercat]

Spoiler: I have bad news for you...

What would it look like if these guys made porn of a famous plane like the Enola Gay?

 

[creamyfanta]

He also refers to cars' owners as their "masters" in his comics. Gonna add slave play to the fetish list.



"NEVER fuck a car with the engine on." These are clearly people of intellect. Hamster-like intellect.

I hate to ask, but I feel I must; why don't they just duct tape a flesh light to the back of their car and fuck that? Is cold, greasy metal that sexy?

Come now, that link carefully detailed how to make a home made flesh light to stuff into the tail pipe of your beloved car

 

[sonichuis44]

What would it look like if these guys made porn of a famous plane like the Enola Gay?

Google your own porn.

 

[Maruukat]

Spoiler: Ian teaches you all how to cuddle a car.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I wonder how how pissed he was when Pixar made the windshields the eyes instead of the highlights.

 

[fishercat]

What really gets me is that carfucker's art really isn't all that bad, technically speaking. The subject matter is what makes it terrible.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Spoiler: I have bad news for you...

I just, I don't understand. I'm so confused...

I mean...what even is reality, and what's not? I'm confused and concerned...concerfused.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

What really gets me is that carfucker's art really isn't all that bad, technically speaking. The subject matter is what makes it terrible.

Most of his TBLT fanart is fantastic. If you go far enough back into his gallery you can even see he did some normal cartoony stuff at one point. I hope he does something with all this talent other than porn.

 

[Jaimas]

I swear to god, if one of you posts Dragons Fucking Cars, I'm going to discipline you.

....Oh god, you're posting it now, aren't you?!

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I swear to god, if one of you posts Dragons Fucking Cars, I'm going to discipline you.

....Oh god, you're posting it now, aren't you?!

Spoiler: You only have yourself to blame

 

[fishercat]

Do we know anything about carfucker's personal life? Does he ever mention anything besides trying to fuck his car?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I need a Horrifying rating right now.

If it makes you feel any better, I rated it horrifying for both of us.

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

i honestly think 98% of these weird as fuck people with these bizarre fetishes can be saved by just losing weight

Weight loss has not been demonstrated to be effective at curing autism.

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

i drive a hyundai accent that looks just like his.

this should disturb me a little.

and it does.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Do we know anything about carfucker's personal life? Does he ever mention anything besides trying to fuck his car?

Well he did make a journal about his encounter with Cringe Channel. But unfortunately, he deleted it.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

I used to follow him on FA fir shits n' giggles. I mean honestly his shit's kinda impressive in a "man you really know fuckin' cars both figuratively and literally" kinda way.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Spoiler: nope.avi

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[fishercat]

So apparently he drew Christine fanart for a while. Christine, as in the sentient car from the Stephen King novel of the same name. Yeeaaaah.

Spoiler: what even the fuck

This isn't even all of it.