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Lucasfilm made a post for International Women’s Day celebrating the Women of Star Wars in which Cara Dune is notably absent, with Doctor Aphra getting a mention instead.

https://www.starwars.com/news/on-the-comlink-what-do-the-women-of-star-wars-mean-to-you (Archive)
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What a fucking disgusting display. Its made all the more pathetic by them disabling comments and likes on their shitty site to hide just how much everyone hates their shit and how little traffic they get when they aren't shitting the bed, since making asses out of themselves is the only time they're ever relevant in the public eye anymore. But that's sadly going to be the common practice for Hollywood from here on out, especially thanks to streaming.
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(Disney hiding the numbers for Raya)

On a more amusing note, Geode's article on Wookieepedo is now the most visited and high traffic page on the site but the page still remains mostly empty since its creation due to that the only people who bothered to contribute were vandals and critics so wookieepedo gave the page a protected status days ago to stop the mean old trolls. Everyone just comes to laugh at the rock.
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Even Mount Sorrow would probably be feeling pretty perky right about now.
 
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I see that they've removed the Faceberg comment section.
I also love that they namedrop randomly some female character from a Galaxy's Edge book, as if people know about that crap.
The fact that Cera Dune was the first major female character in their lives action star wars show and they replace her with characters that no one has heard of form books no one has read.
 
Yo, quick question: I recently mentioned to a buddy that Rian Johnson is an asshole by mentioning how he erased J.J. Abrams signature on the model of the Millennium Falcon and writing his own signature on top of it. Was that ever discussed here?

EDIT: Found it.
 
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Yo, quick question: I recently mentioned to a buddy that Rian Johnson is an asshole by mentioning how he erased J.J. Abrams signature on the model of the Millennium Falcon and writing his own signature on top of it. Was that ever discussed here?
Not that I'd remember but probably not something we'd care about as most of us here don't care for either party.
 
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What a fucking disgusting display. Its made all the more pathetic by them disabling comments and likes on their shitty site to hide just how much everyone hates their shit and how little traffic they get when they aren't shitting the bed, since making asses out of themselves is the only time they're ever relevant in the public eye anymore. But that's sadly going to be the common practice for Hollywood from here on out, especially thanks to streaming.
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(Disney hiding the numbers for Raya)

On a more amusing note, Geode's article on Wookieepedo is now the most visited and high traffic page on the site but the page still remains mostly empty since its creation due to that the only people who bothered to contribute were vandals and critics so wookieepedo gave the page a protected status days ago to stop the mean old trolls. Everyone just comes to laugh at the rock.
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Even Mount Sorrow would probably be feeling pretty perky right about now.
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I see that they've removed the Faceberg comment section.
I also love that they namedrop randomly some female character from a Galaxy's Edge book, as if people know about that crap.

Eh, forget Cara Dune.

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They still can't erase your snake headed, blue waifu.

Yo, quick question: I recently mentioned to a buddy that Rian Johnson is an asshole by mentioning how he erased J.J. Abrams signature on the model of the Millennium Falcon and writing his own signature on top of it. Was that ever discussed here?
Weird, I could've sworn I read it somewhere...


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Nah, doesn't sound like him at all...
 
Del Rey just dropped the news via Twitter that the Mandalorian original novel and Visual Guide have both been cancelled..."due to the ever-expanding world of the show", whatever the fuck that means. People are already speculating that it has to do with reconfiguring Cara Dune's role in the supplementary works now that the actress has been fired, but nothing has been confirmed.

Del Rey is already negotiating with the cancelled novel's author to have him work on another book...probably High Republic crap.
 
Del Rey just dropped the news via Twitter that the Mandalorian original novel and Visual Guide have both been cancelled..."due to the ever-expanding world of the show", whatever the fuck that means. People are already speculating that it has to do with reconfiguring Cara Dune's role in the supplementary works now that the actress has been fired, but nothing has been confirmed.

Del Rey is already negotiating with the cancelled novel's author to have him work on another book...probably High Republic crap.
Yeah, there was a leak about Hidalgo's visual guide getting canned back on Feb 12.
2 days after Gina got canned on the 10th, although I don't think it was made public yet. I initially thought it was because of Hidalgo's premature retirement but they really are going the extra mile to memory hole her. All they need to do is edit her out of the episodes. Would be funny if Disney was so desperate to make this go away that they throw the Mandalorian in its entirety under the bus and focus solely on Book of Boba Fett from here on out and ignore Mando ever existed.
 
And the annual Disney Shareholders meeting was today and they naturally re-elected the board of directors to remain unchanged.
How unsurprising. More decisions and votes to be revealed as the meeting moves along...

Also has this been shared here?
Thought it was pretty on the nose not just in how it treats stormtroopers but in how it completely makes beskar invincible compared to how it was handled in other media by removing kinetic force or vulnerabilities due to impurities.
 
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Yeah, there was a leak about Hidalgo's visual guide getting canned back on Feb 12.
2 days after Gina got canned on the 10th, although I don't think it was made public yet. I initially thought it was because of Hidalgo's premature retirement but they really are going the extra mile to memory hole her. All they need to do is edit her out of the episodes. Would be funny if Disney was so desperate to make this go away that they throw the Mandalorian in its entirety under the bus and focus solely on Book of Boba Fett from here on out and ignore Mando ever existed.
Not much of a loss. 16 eps barely the length of a cartoon with a basic bitch plot.

Petty, but whatever. between Carl Weathers, Bill Burr, and Gina, maybe they'll have enough footage to make a movie left over!

I noticed all the womens posts. I felt bad for one group in particular. The bad girls. Not the cheesecake or the broken sparrow. The evil bitches.

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Up there with the EU's most recognizable villains, Isard was created by Michael Stackpole. She starred as the primary antagonist for both his first four X-wing books and the later Rogue Squadron Comics. Jokingly called Iceheart, the novels do the same thing Zahn did in his 90s material and made a point to never show her perspective until Isard's Revenge.

She would be used by Zahn, who had a fruitful collaboration with Stackpole culminating in the Interlude at Darkknell in '99, where it reveals how she rose to take her father's place as the head of Imperial Intelligence.

Isard is a great villain. She complements Thrawn who was never cruel and lacked political insight.

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That's not to say she was inhuman. She had immense attraction to the Emperor and men who were competent and powerful.

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Natasi Daala is a great character who got screwed the more people messed with her.

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Canonically she was an insanely talented cadet with an attitude/discipline problem who drew Moff Tarkin's notice by remotely hacking into the Imperial network and winning multiple mock battles.

Tarkin, upon discovering that Carida had buried a promising officer with personality issues transferred her to his command and through multiple successful missions she became the first woman to be named to the rank of Admiral.

One of the things I loved about Daala in the Anderson material was his frankness with Daala that others missed. She loved things, without reservation and her gender was never an issue. I loved the scene in Darksaber where she fondly remembers what Tarkin did when word reached him someone had accused her of sleeping her way up.

And I most love how her story ends in Darksaber. That should have been her legacy. Nothing more.

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On a more amusing note, Geode's article on Wookieepedo is now the most visited and high traffic page on the site but the page still remains mostly empty since its creation due to that the only people who bothered to contribute were vandals and critics so wookieepedo gave the page a protected status days ago to stop the mean old trolls. Everyone just comes to laugh at the rock.

"He possessed the appearance of a tall, dark gray rock, with a flinty and flaky surface."

...the shit did I just read?

So, has anyone explained how this rock um, ambulates? Does somebody have to push him on a hovering sled?
 
Lucasfilm made a post for International Women’s Day celebrating the Women of Star Wars in which Cara Dune is notably absent, with Doctor Aphra getting a mention instead.

https://www.starwars.com/news/on-the-comlink-what-do-the-women-of-star-wars-mean-to-you (Archive)
How petty of them. Also a nice dick kick and proof that women only matter when Kennedy wants to scream at men for hiring her.
If Disney does go to the extreme of editing Cara Dune out of The Mandalorian, I hope they do it the way they edited Winnie the Pooh out of the Chinese version of Kingdom Hearts III.

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I fully expect this is something they'll do if they have the power to do so. They are that desperate for chinabux after all.
 
"He possessed the appearance of a tall, dark gray rock, with a flinty and flaky surface."

...the shit did I just read?

So, has anyone explained how this rock um, ambulates? Does somebody have to push him on a hovering sled?
It doesn't do anything. It just pops up wherever the pilot is and at the end it gets sucked into the airlock and everyone acts like it did it voluntarily to save the day. In fact, TV tropes suggests that the pilots are just insane and that the rock is purely imaginary in its livelihood, but the end of the book has the jedi make some bullshit claim about "sensing" something in the rock and that's that. Otherwise the characters just pretend its talking like a scene from Ed, Edd n Eddy, and this is supposed to be a horror/suspense novel for young adults but its even more quippy and comedic than the MCU at its worst. And to top it off the name of the villains in this, the "drengir", is just a jumble of "red herring" according to that leak from an SW convention detailing the project's plot details because these things are just there to mislead the audience about the real main villain which is said to be a Palpatine knockoff.
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Hell I wouldn't be surprised if its Palpatine himself again since Disney just said fuck it after IX with him.
 
So, has anyone explained how this rock um, ambulates? Does somebody have to push him on a hovering sled?
Shortly after Geode's introduction, Reath Silas wonders the same thing.

To Reath’s relief, the Vessel’s mess was completely silent. He could have privacy and lunch. Under his breath he muttered, “The best of both—gahh!

At the far end of the mess stood Geode. Had he moved from the cockpit? Had Leox and Affie moved him? Did he walk, or crawl, or roll, or teleport? Reath squinted at the rock, trying to determine whether the being was friendly, irritated, or even awake. Trying, and failing.

“Sorry,” Reath began. “You, uh, you startled me there.”

Geode made no response. Reath felt silly for expecting one.
 
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