What really happened, he found a sign with 3 heart balloons and wanted to do something with it so he made up a story.
If a real person was doing this would have left something like a Sneed sign on the lawn or something mentioning the lack of financial compensation for online janitors.
Liberal boomers huff stories like these up worse than fart fetishists, the whole "making lemonade out of lemons" and trying to always mentally reposition themselves as the higher ground is appealing to them because it requires no direct action or outright confrontation. Because that would require them leaving their ivory towers.
The story makes no sense because who in the fuck would leave a blank ass sign with 3 heart balloons so they could steal a biden harris one. I think everyone here would at least scrawl something rude on the said sign before planting it. Hell the shiah lebouf capture the flag proved that. I mean geez if someone scrawled a racial slur on a sign and left it, Boomer Dud Defiant would be pumping out videos of him wrecking the sign and screaming.