Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Spoiler: You only have yourself to blame

Okay, that admittedly looks like a rejected storyboard sequence for "Heavy Metal" or something.

Also, eww. My first car was a little Hyundai Accent and I liked it so much that, when it came time to get a new car, I got an Elantra. Why does he have to shit on my memories of my prom vehicle, man.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I wonder how how pissed he was when Pixar made the windshields the eyes instead of the highlights.

He acutally draws in the Cars style too so I'm guessing he's a fan.

 

[GeorgeDaMoose]

"A male Charger shows off his dominance"
Holy fuck, I almost died laughing. This is some of the goofiest retardation I've seen on the web.

 

[sonichuis44]

Holy shit. I just realized that Halfdude was in that F Plus ep I linked earlier at about 19 minutes in. He's already famous!

 

[skeletonfucker]

oh my god what the fuck is this shit

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

oh my god what the fuck is this shit

Car penises, inflation, and Mangle shipping. What more could you ask for?

 

[fishercat]

Car penises, inflation, and Mangle shipping. What more could you ask for?

Just another day on the Farms.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Oh boy, as if having the hots for a fuckin' cricket wasn't bad enough, we have people who jack off to cars. How the actual fuck do people jerk off to cars?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Oh boy, as if having the hots for a fuckin' cricket wasn't bad enough, we have people who jack off to cars. How the actual fuck do people jerk off to cars?

It's the internet, they'll find a way. You can bet on it.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

It's the internet, they'll find a way. You can bet on it.

Drawing cars with big boobs and cocks probably helps.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Drawing cars with big boobs and cocks probably helps.

And don't forget the fetishes!

 

[sleepdeprived]

I just.. why? Why have an inhuman fetish mobile that's just going to have human emotions, facial features, and genetalia anyway? Why would you not step back from your anthrocar depiction and think, "well, if it looks, thinks, feels, and fucks like a human being... why don't I just fuck a human being?"

I dunno, man.

 

[Dr. Meme]

at least he doesnt have to worry about his sex drive

 

[creamyfanta]

I just discovered there's an epilogue and it's even worse.

Spoiler: Apparently Pinky is a Brave Little Toaster fancharacter

Actually this car is in the movie. He just gave it a backstory.

Man, I hate to say this but that cómic was actually well done (besides the content). He paces it well and draws it well. Talent....wasted....

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Let's just preface the fact that I like the idea of fucking cars.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Actually this car is in the movie. He just gave it a backstory.

Man, I hate to say this but that cómic was actually well done (besides the content). He paces it well and draws it well. Talent....wasted....

I would disagree, his Farewell Pinky comic was terrible and highlights just how goddamn crazy he is.

However, some of the other pictures he did of Pinky and Violet growing up together, the ones where there was no dialogue, were rather nice. Personally I think the two pictures he did of the Texas limo and hearse were his best TBLT fanart. Unfortunately, even his best is ruined because I know he likes to fuck cars. Any picture in which he draws an anthropomorphic machine is ruined because he likes to fuck cars.

 

[SmugTomato]

Let's just preface the fact that I like the idea of fucking cars.

Well ain't you in for a treat as now I can finally post this.

Spoiler: Now that's what I call a wet clutch

Sorry.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Well ain't you in for a treat as now I can finally post this.

Spoiler: Now that's what I call a wet clutch

Sorry.

This is one of those times where I wish I had the horrifying rating.

 

[SonChu's Oil Change]

Paging my brother @SonChu's Oil Change to this thread so we can sperg about cars and render a long distance diagnosis.

Hello!

I had a friend who had an electrical problem in his car that made the dashboard dials flash like that. He drove it for a few miles, after which it overheated to the point where the engine warped and oil and fuel got in the cylinders. If he doesn't get his car checked out, he's probably killing his only lover, lol.

Oh good lord, well, I don't know if it could cause something that bad, but if it's doing that and not throwing a code, or blowing a fuse, and it's not the dimmer. The biggest thing I notice is he complained about hitting a pothole about a minute before. I'd fiddle with the backlight switch and see if it cuts out.

Spoiler: 2000 Hyundai Accent car sperg

So, cluster runs off "Room Lamp Fuse 10A",. from the video it doesn't look like the radio or anything else died. Looks like this kid's going to have to scrub up and play surgeon, do we know if he does that? I'm just joining this as of seeing my humble presence requested here.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Oh good lord, well, I don't know if it could cause something that bad, but if it's doing that and not throwing a code, or blowing a fuse, and it's not the dimmer. The biggest thing I notice is he complained about hitting a pothole about a minute before. I'd fiddle with the backlight switch and see if it cuts out.

Spoiler: 2000 Hyundai Accent car sperg

So, cluster runs off "Room Lamp Fuse 10A",. from the video it doesn't look like the radio or anything else died. Looks like this kid's going to have to scrub up and play surgeon, do we know if he does that? I'm just joining this as of seeing my humble presence requested here.

Ahhh, see I thought I saw flickering from the entire dash, not just the cluster, but that could just be the shitty video quality. If it was just the cluster then yeah probably a fuse or a switch. Definitely electrical. Appreciate your time b0ss.