What's everyone's fetishes?

[Trans Fat 41g]

The ":3" Emoticon.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Making fun of moronic people.

 

[Spelling Bee]

Audio recordings of David Hayer saying "...Metal Gear?".

 

[Queen of Tarts]

Ski masks. Put that on a muscular guy and begin the home invader fantasy.

Rape not included.

That sounds really creepy, actually.

 

[Lunete]

Triggering Tumblrinas.

 

[c-no]

Triggering Tumblrinas.

Same here along with triggered lol-cows.

 

[Cuck Norris]

I get really turned on by funposting in honeypots.

 

[trip2themoon]

Glossy stockings on long slim legs.

 

[Konstantinos]

Contemplating the profundity of existence.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Contemplating the profundity of existence.

People who say shit like that.

 

[Jaimas]

@Substrain-Seven in a formal dress.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

Ethics in video game journalism.

 

[Megahertz]

Hot voices.

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

S H I T P O S T I N G

 

[Rin]

Threesomes, time-travel, and being a massive bitch for no reason.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

I have a thing for hot chicks with nice hourglass figures, older men (I generally prefer people at least a few years older than me to say the least), BDSM, tentacles, sexy accents, blood, lingerie/sexy cosplay, crazy/sadistic people, and getting dominated. Also seem to like the idea of being confined and isolated for some reason (though it may just be my masochistic tendencies). Yeah, I'm a major masochist to say the least.

 

[D.Angus]

Men with mullets, aviators and handlebar mustaches.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I have a thing for hot chicks with nice hourglass figures, older men (I generally prefer people at least a few years older than me to say the least), BDSM, tentacles, sexy accents, blood, lingerie/sexy cosplay, crazy/sadistic people, and getting dominated. Also seem to like the idea of being confined and isolated for some reason (though it may just be my masochistic tendencies). Yeah, I'm a major masochist to say the least.

My fetish is people who give serious answers in a joke thread.

But please, do continue.

 

[Zvantastika]

My fetish is when people yell "Stop it please!", so I can answer: "That just makes it harder". Am I talking about the situation or my dick?, only time shall tell.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

My fetish is people who give serious answers in a joke thread.

But please, do continue.

I guess my fetish is not understanding jokes all that well then, even more so when it's me that doesn't understand the joke.