DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Gramh]

Today I watched a man who successfully begged over $1k in the course of a week forget all that money and debase himself for his next $100, the closest people to him outside of his barely there wife and parents panic over how to break the news to this man that his biggest donator was screwing him over, watched this donator try and fail to play everyone but wind up playing himself the hardest by sinking an untold amount of money into a project that made him the laughing stock of anyone involved, and I got all this by the good graces of Null and DarkDave for not a single penny spent. Think about this when you try to slide in that $1.30 troll tip, or that 50 bit cheer.

 

[BlackDragoons]

Phil breeds this kinda of shit, i honestly don't know what he is expecting when he logs into Twitch every fucking day begging for people to pay for his bills.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

What is this schizo disdain he has against Walmart? He sounds like a lunatic.

 

[snort inquisition]

What is this schizo disdain he has against Walmart? He sounds like a lunatic.
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he says "there's lots of crime at walmart because it's super low prices" and i feel like he probably just sees lots of black people at walmart lmao

 

[abomination created]

What is this schizo disdain he has against Walmart? He sounds like a lunatic.
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Its for the blacks so its not good enough for him. The end.

 

[Gramh]

he says "there's lots of crime at walmart because it's super low prices" and i feel like he probably just sees lots of black people at walmart lmao

Even more heinous, there's probably restreamers and TIHYDP youtubers and people who charge back tips >.>

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

It feels like there's a King Tut 2.0 about to happen, which would be funnily ironic given how many times Phil brings him up.

If or when that happens, Tut will be a drop in the bucket compared to the Jackknife Maximum super blistering fury shit-talk Phil will unleash on this dude.

 

[Swirling weeb]

What is this schizo disdain he has against Walmart? He sounds like a lunatic.
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Too many nigge- I mean finger biters in there dood what are you a stupid kid?

 

[Draventren]

What is this schizo disdain he has against Walmart? He sounds like a lunatic.
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What fucking Wallmarts is he going to where there's risk of violent crime every second you're there? Mild powerlevel, worked at one part time for years and the crime we had was shoplifting. Worst thing that happened was someone who was mentally handicapped got violent with his caretakers and had to be restrained. Maybe it's an American thing that I don't get, but how concerned are other American's about being the victim of violent crime at Wallmart?

 

[Pargon]

What fucking Wallmarts is he going to where there's risk of violent crime every second you're there? Mild powerlevel, worked at one part time for years and the crime we had was shoplifting. Worst thing that happened was someone who was mentally handicapped got violent with his caretakers and had to be restrained. Maybe it's an American thing that I don't get, but how concerned are other American's about being the victim of violent crime at Wallmart?

99% of people in low income areas want the same basic thing people in high income areas want: they want to buy their shit and leave and do something else. No one is at Walmart to have a good time except for shitty teenagers with no money and nothing to do.

Are you really surprised the man who plays up bringing in the groceries as tantamount to the Twelve Trials of Hercules is acting like a regular thing normal people do is some bizarrely hazardous activity?

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

What fucking Wallmarts is he going to where there's risk of violent crime every second you're there? Mild powerlevel, worked at one part time for years and the crime we had was shoplifting. Worst thing that happened was someone who was mentally handicapped got violent with his caretakers and had to be restrained. Maybe it's an American thing that I don't get, but how concerned are other American's about being the victim of violent crime at Wallmart?

I think he's just full of shit. He thinks walmart is the "poor people" place to shop, and his ego is bigger than his brain so he'll spend more money just so he doesn't associate (in his mind) a poor people place.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Chef Boyardee? That's something one of his moron paypigs always mentions in his cheers. Zelda Pants? Phil mentioned that the only day he wears jeans are on his day out, and given how stupid his explanation was, I actually believe him. Marie Calendar's lasagna? He has said multiple times he hates this brand, he prefers Micheal Angelo's lasagna. I would be very surprised if Kat reacted at all, let alone scared, if someone spoke to her or Phil. This reads like someone watched his stream or 'detractor' channels and chose the parts he remembered.

I guess we need a fanfiction section.

What is this schizo disdain he has against Walmart? He sounds like a lunatic.
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I myself was captured and injected with 14 marijuanas at Wally world and was forced to endure a lapdance by Fat sweaty Betty and now I'm a filthy criminal who steals Enfamil from hungry children's mouths.

 

[abomination created]

99% of people in low income areas want the same basic thing people in high income areas want: they want to buy their shit and leave and do something else. No one is at Walmart to have a good time except for shitty teenagers with no money and nothing to do.

Are you really surprised the man who plays up bringing in the groceries as tantamount to the Twelve Trials of Hercules is acting like a regular thing normal people do is some bizarrely hazardous activity?

This shit takes me back to when he used to say that getting groceries and walking around was enough exercise for a normal adult. Good god his forum posts right after Leanna were amazing.

 

[tzgnilki]

I thought the best solution to harassment was to change your username?

turns out doing that also relies on the user not being a complete tard brain

 

[tomstone]

Oh damn, unrecorded hardcore begging segment. He was so baffled people haven't been throwing stacks of cash at him (yet).

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Just look at his face: the utter disbelieve people haven't been emptying their wallets.

he is such a piece of shit. he made over 1000$ between friday and monday just in tips alone. so probably around 1400-1700$ if you add all the other "interaction" methodes.
and now he is telling his cultmembers he needs atleast another 200$ in tips because otherwise he cant food? he really is a fucking greedy parasite.

and since you read the forums you asshole: this is exactly why people cant stand you. its not because you are bad at games or made some racist jokes. you are just a unlikeable, greedy, ungrateful, lazy, entiteled, gluttonous and lying conartist. thats the reason.

 

[CCheelai]

OIC is enjoying contributing, but he's planned on stabbing him in the back from the beginning, but people need to leave him alone.

Phil is in a full state of panic, most people who aren't heartless, non-empathetic individuals would go full on mental breakdown crying and stuttering from this shit.

Edit: Oh yeah, I'm not sure if this is when DSP usually starts his night streams but it seems like it's extra early tonight. Big ups to Mr Huth Stuff for this avatar that encapsulates Phil perfectly.

Edit 2: This is from the stream from this morning, so apparently the talk about stabbing Phil in the back already happened earlier today. Very interesting stuff. Also I got baited aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[YokuNama]

What is this schizo disdain he has against Walmart? He sounds like a lunatic.
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He's scared of crime and people doing drugs in Walmart... so he rather go to the more expensive stores and go bankrupt. In Renton, Washington! Where there is 50% White people, 25% Asians, and the average household income is almost 80K.

This Walmart in fact:


That old lady walking to her car by herself? SHE'S IN DANGER OF GETTING ROBBED.

Bullshit, Phil. If the Walmart has products for sale OUTSIDE the metal detectors, it can't be that fucking dangerous. It's:

A. Too Lazy.
B. Too high of a chance to get recognized.
C. Too far, which anything more than 2 miles away is too far.

-or in my opinion its-

D. He thinks he's better than everyone else and shopping at a low price store would mean he isn't successful... which he isn't.

 

[SS sonicwaffen]

he says "there's lots of crime at walmart because it's super low prices" and i feel like he probably just sees lots of black people at walmart lmao

He's.........bllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaackkkkkkkkkk

The best thing of all this: we have two different sides here:

1. OIC is a legitimate fan and he really likes Phil or he's a troll with a potato as a brain, but it's never going to be a mod or liked by his stream chat, because those leaks will still haunt his 'reputation' (lol) amongst the other Derichs. And every time he tips, we will mock him, and this makes him miserable.

2. Phil's gonna accept that this is all a misunderstanding and accept OIC back and his money. However, since Phil is a completely paranoid person, he's always unsure about his biggest contributor or OIC really is a troll and chargebacks everything at the end of the day. Which, in both situations, will make Phil miserable.

God, those writers always deliver!

Honestly i feel its like a Rumpelstiltskin situation all over again, getting buyers remorse for all those pig cult donations and wants to hop onto the tractor train without being a laughing stock by trying to spin it as his master plan all along.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

What fucking Wallmarts is he going to where there's risk of violent crime every second you're there? Mild powerlevel, worked at one part time for years and the crime we had was shoplifting. Worst thing that happened was someone who was mentally handicapped got violent with his caretakers and had to be restrained. Maybe it's an American thing that I don't get, but how concerned are other American's about being the victim of violent crime at Wallmart?

Unless you plan on going on Black Friday, then I've yet to meet anyone who is afraid of a violent crime happening to them at a Wal-Mart. The most danger is potentially getting hit in the parking lot or going there at night, by yourself......and with the risk of being mugged in the fucking parking lot. But like others have said, Wal-Mart is for "poor people" and Phil isn't poor! But rather than saying that, he's making shit up about some violent crimes as an excuse as to why this mofo who constantly cries poor refuses to go to Wal-Mart.

If you're crying poor 24/7 and you don't shop at Wal-Mart, then there better be a 99 cent or $1 store near your area, but good luck convincing the Derich's in Phil's chat about that

 

[AWorthlessHuman]

So apparently it's offensive to OIC if people attribute khantributions to him cos he's "not been in the streams", despite the fact Phil acknowledged that he's HHR and that this was an already established fact. Yet more memoryholing when it's convenient to Phil.

Apparently, Phil and OIC discussed this issue behind the scenes, and OIC is gonna change his username on Twitch to stop this "harassment".

EDIT: Phil is super salty about the "thanks OIC" meme in his chat, and he's putting his hoof down. Seriously, you'll enjoy how salty this is. He's putting on his "internet tough guy" persona.

EDIT 2: Saying "Thanks OIC" when there's a khantribution is systematic harassment of OIC, apparently.