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[Bogliacci]

Honestly I'm pretty sure it would. Short of them shooting a pizza man, Everything they said is an actually pretty solid defense. The cop wouldn't be fooled for a second that they got exactly what they wanted, but unless they tricked, trapped, or baited someone into coming onto their property, then they would be totally in the right.

Like genuine question, how much money would it take to give you a BB gun and a maga cap and approach their compound? You'd have to be mental or prepared for a firefight. The only defense you could make is that you were out hunting and looking for your dog and had no idea they were crazy.

It echoes the case where an old guy knew teens were breaking into his house and so he waited for them to do it one night and then shot them both dead. He even recorded it and mocked them as he shot them. They found him guilty of murder. I have a feeling all the weird shit these freaks post on twitter wouldn't help their case at all.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

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Spoiler: Homemade plate

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Troons in a ladies bathroom are no big deal they said. They just want to pee and get out like everyone else. Sure, Jan.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

You literally can't decide to not try and go through legal channels and "handle the conflict" on your own through violence.

I made this for you!

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

It echoes the case where an old guy knew teens were breaking into his house and so he waited for them to do it one night and then shot them both dead. He even recorded it and mocked them as he shot them. They found him guilty of murder. I have a feeling all the weird shit these freaks post on twitter wouldn't help their case at all.

I thought of that case, too. That guy was itching to kill, just like these guys.

Maybe Kevin's incessant coom and consoom posting will be his saving grace. He can show the feds his twitter feed and say he had no idea his roommates were booby trapping the property waiting to kill someone, he was too busy buying toys and attempting to masturbate.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

None of the self defense stuff -- including actual death threats -- will matter if they kill an innocent person. And the odds are that is exactly who they would kill if any shooting takes place (assuming they could actually hit a target -- which is a big assumption).

I will laugh my ass off if some armed troons drive all day to come defend the tranch and arrive late at night only to be shot by one of the paranoid loony troons already there.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He's also pretending that he has something akin to a G-spot ("pleasurable part way in the back"). Self-deluded freak.

You transphobe! he has a 'g' spot. The 'g' just stands for gross.

 

[Lubby Smith]

For quite some time Mr. Gibes-me-dat has been hauling in the bulk of the tranch grift (and spending it entirely on toys).

Recently the fascist attack larp has proved a gold mine for the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch grifting operation.

At the same time, Kevin has been repeatedly retweeting his own begging post, in which he asks for $438.10 for "unexpected medical bills", for the past 3 days. Presumably he has not received the $438.10

Point being that Kevin's grift may permanently dry up now that the tranch has stepped up it's game. This could lead to unimaginable consequences for Kevin, namely fewer toys.


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[Ninon42]

Like genuine question, how much money would it take to give you a BB gun and a maga cap and approach their compound?

Wouldn't do it for any amount of money. They'd skin me and wear me as a suit, and I don't doubt Kevvie has a necro fetish just because.

Damn though. All it took to go from a "peacefully armed" tranch to a deadly paranoid compound was a wee bit of citric acid not even sent to them! Folie à plusieurs out in nowhere Colorado.

 

[PozzedByCoronachan]

It's not much but they seem to be getting new recruits. One of them being an Iraq veteran turned LEO turned extremist watchdog.




Two other potential recruits being contacted by Bonnie, one seemingly an ex-NG turned voice actor addicted to cartoons (seriously, what the fuck is up with your military if this is what it spits out), and the other an engineer of some sort

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Imagine these being the faces that kill you.

I realize these people probably will only stay there for a while, but I'm half asking myself whether they're crazier than the rancheros themselves for agreeing to do this.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

It's not much but they seem to be getting new recruits. One of them being an Iraq veteran turned LEO turned extremist watchdog.
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I realize these people probably will only stay there for a while, but I'm half asking myself whether they're crazier than the rancheros themselves for agreeing to do this.

Why aren't they posting any evidence? Like pics of an armed militia waiting at the bottom of their driveway or down the street or trespassing onto their property? Or screenshots of threats and "chatter"? They can't shut up about wanting to kill people and posting all of their plans on the Internet.

At the same time, Kevin has been repeatedly retweeting his own begging post, in which he asks for $438.10 for "unexpected medical bills", for the past 3 days. Presumably he has not received the $438.10

Kevin should prob dm HEATHER to get spoil

 

[Cowpies]

Why aren't they posting any evidence? Like pics of an armed militia waiting at the bottom of their driveway or down the street or trespassing onto their property

They're busy assembling dossiers, duh.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

I notice that the only person going on patrols and encountering any transphobes is penny. Is it possible that he's just gaslighting the rest of the troons in the Tranch that they are in danger and they just believe him because they regard him as the leader? They're stupid enough for that and their recent rhetoric makes more sense if they actually believe this is happening

 

[<3Serbian Princess<3]

Y'all keep talking about "the locals seeing this and getting worried" etc. etc., but (partially genuine) question: how many small-town people have a twitter?

It depends on the place but young people in the boonies are extremely online and would lose their shit if troonblinka went in down the street. Plus like, when some wacky commune with unicorn in the name moves into your town you're probably going to look into it lol.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I notice that the only person going on patrols and encountering any transphobes is penny. Is it possible that he's just gaslighting the rest of the troons in the Tranch that they are in danger and they just believe him because they regard him as the leader? They're stupid enough for that and their recent rhetoric makes more sense if they actually believe this is happening

Are you telling me the place will burn to the ground just after someone left in a car filled with stuff?

 

[vulg]

I notice that the only person going on patrols and encountering any transphobes is penny. Is it possible that he's just gaslighting the rest of the troons in the Tranch that they are in danger and they just believe him because they regard him as the leader? They're stupid enough for that and their recent rhetoric makes more sense if they actually believe this is happening

Penny is actually a fed trying to provoke this radical insurgent group to trigger femdick Waco.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

For quite some time Mr. Gibes-me-dat has been hauling in the bulk of the tranch grift (and spending it entirely on toys).

Recently the fascist attack larp has proved a gold mine for the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch grifting operation.

At the same time, Kevin has been repeatedly retweeting his own begging post, in which he asks for $438.10 for "unexpected medical bills", for the past 3 days. Presumably he has not received the $438.10

Point being that Kevin's grift may permanently dry up now that the tranch has stepped up it's game. This could lead to unimaginable consequences for Kevin, namely fewer toys.

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El Goblino:

La Creatura:

La Abominación Del Contenedor De Pizza Hut:

 

[Witthel]

The resemblance is uncanny.

 

[super thug]

This thread is moving so fast now, I have to keep skipping ahead to keep up. Not enough free time these days. They should host tours of the Tranch. I think I'd probably go. I think it'd be so surreal to interact with any of these people in person. They're almost kinda mythical, not in a good or positive way but in a you-can't-fully-believe-it kinda way. I wouldn't be rude or do or say anything that might shut down the conversation. I wouldn't try to upset them. I'd try to keep them talking as I recorded them with this wearable, hidden camera I'd bring. On second thought, maybe I should just pretend to be a journalist...

I just imagined Kevin as a sorta perverse vending machine for the tour guests. His bottom half is completely nude, he's draped over a barrel, stomach down. Rather than insert a coin, a guest would insert one of his progesterone pills up his ass. He goes, "hee hee" and jiggles obscenely like the fucking pillsbury dough boy (more vulgar though). Isn't that a lovely mental image? You're welcome.

I didn't used to enjoy the suffering of others but seeing the troons squirm and seethe over the whole superstraight thing (and anything else, really) just puts such a smile on my face. God, I love watching them squirm now. Don't you? Their distress and even general malaise are simply delightful. It's like it feeds me.

We need to start correcting anyone saying superstraight is just a joke/meme. It needs to be real now. We must make it real. I decided. You decided. It's real now. It was always real. It was always this way. We've just found the perfect way to describe it. The pendulum can't swing back fast enough.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I just imagined Kevin as a sorta perverse vending machine for the tour guests. His bottom half is completely nude, he's draped over a barrel, stomach down. Rather than insert a coin, a guest would insert one of his progesterone pills up his ass. He goes, "hee hee" and jiggles obscenely like the fucking pillsbury dough boy (more vulgar though). Isn't that a lovely mental image? You're welcome.

What the fuck is wrong with you

 

[pog]

What do you mean horrible? She is SUCH a cutie!

Looking super feminine there, Jared.
Oh, and he has a fursona! The two have no resemblance. Unsurprisingly.