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Holy shit
The tables have turned
Skitzocow Elora Snow, The Oracle Of Saturn / Elizabeth Lansing / EverLuna Productions - Wannabe actress who loves smoking weed and pretending to be crazier than she already is. Special guests: lazy kook (eventual ex) husband and an FTM simp
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The tables have turned
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The way I see it, there's two options.
A) absolutely nothing
B) the site implodes into a singularity and then goes on to consume all the matter in existence.
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They haven't been working, so clearly, she must choose the correct ones. Once she has solved that riddle, the FBI will become active - but no moment sooner. So she needs to pick the correct ones until jackboots kick in our doors and we go to jail in England, Jack McLoughlin, for crimes that we committed in San Diego during our Cannabis-snorting binge and sorting through THINGS on our PHONES while sitting in front of Lizzy on the porch and eating skin flakes JACK.
Something like that, anyway.
I would also accept pictures of her armpit vagina.
You know, this is slowly becoming sad in a certain way. I thought she was just a dumb bitch hiked on whacky tobacky, too much of a stoner to realize how it fucks with her head, now it seems her dad is instigating this shitshow for stupid reasons.
It's kinda weird how she goes from utterly terrified and manic to stomping her feet, bitching about "adults" (like she isn't 34 herself) and then she goes back to the phone and she's almost like a different person. It's really messed up and shows how utterly fucked her psyche is. She's tumbling from one emotional state to the other and her father just allows it to happen for some fucked up reason.
Chances of this thread going for "bad end" are increasing.
She's already received a large batch of various ratings and I bet those don't even register in her mind or they get re-contextualized. Like, those ratings are her ammo that she uses to rate us or something.
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Jack mentioned this :
Munchausen syndrome by proxy (MSBP) is a mental health problem in which a caregiver makes up or causes an illness or injury in a person under his or her care, such as a child, an elderly adult, or a person who has a disability. Because vulnerable people are the victims, MSBP is a form of child abuse or elder abuse.
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He also mentioned that Daddy is mad Jack threw stuff away from his horde, so it seems being cray-cray runs in the family.
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Looks like a worthy cause...
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She later identifies how could it be possible to record the sound of a two-headed dragon written in her notes...lol...
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ARRRRGH I am on restricted bandwidth currently (tethered phone) and don't dare watch videos right now. Could one of you helpful spergs cut me a huss here and paraphrase what's going on with this video please because it sounds interesting!
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I just got home and was about to watch it, I'll drop a synopsis shortly if no one beats me to it.
Full disclosure, I'm going to miss a lot of Jacks shit because she is just yelling over him constantly but I'll do my best before dinner.
She starts out by yelling at Jack through a phone about how she's recording the call and he needs to state the date and the time. He barely get's a word in and she's screaming calling him a "pony boy bitch" (Direct quote) and saying that she is one year older than him so he needs to sit the fuck down. Then she exclaims "exactly" as if she just won an argument though it was just her berating this poor scrawny eurofag. This is the first 48 seconds.
Jack "If you talk to me like that, I'm not going to talk to you. Ok, you can either talk to me like an adult or I'm not going to talk to you. I can't have you using, being abusive like that. Are you even there or are you just holding the phone?"
Feet princess"I am waiting for you to explain to me adult to adult why I should give you any leniancy jack mcglaughlcin. I will use adult vocabulary. Stop pretending..."
Jack tries to interject
Crazy goblin-"NO NO NO!! Learn the art of conversation! Learn the art of me being angry at you justifiably as your ex wife who hates you who will never forgive you"
Jack- "Why?"
Lil lady dead eyes- "That is not, jack, we are sitting down, I am recording this for my attorney, you realize that, squire?"
Jack "God"
Elora"Oh god this is so long you're so bored, get over it this it not an amicable divorce situation Jack. This is not like my Farther and my Mother. Stop droning on, stop being annoyed, grow up, throw on your fucking pants. Put a pen to a piece of paper and take notes for your defense team that is so adiment that I need medication you stupid spoiled brat. You expected Christmas gifts from my mother"
Jack-"I never said you needed medication"
Elora-"Oh really? Oh really? You are a pathological schizophrenic, sociopathic liar. A narcissistic bitch. Yes, Jack, I am two years older than you Jack. If you were a 14 year old bitch, I would be a 16 year old witch to you. If you were a 21 year old shit head, smoking cocaine, snorting meth, I would be 23 years old taking little druggies, junkies, like you OUT! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! MY CAR! MY CAR has been registered on stolen on my end of my defense for two months. JACK!"
Jack-"It's not stolen"
Elora"YES IT IS! You are a piece of shit you have been going behind my back. You will sit down. You will SIT DOWN and listen to me.If you keep denying, Jack, it is only making your prison sentence look worse. Do you understand the amount of information, you need to sit down and understand the amount of data and facts and evidence I have against you in terms of number one, using my family for money, number two cheating on me with some unknown bitch who has used my car blah blah blah put your fingers in your ears Jack Mc...put your finger up your fucking nose and eat your burger. Jack Mcgllad put your finger up your fucking nose and eat your own booger!! Exactly! I just clenched his own butthole."
Phone ringing, like a reasonable chap he clearly hung up on her. Also, we are only sitting at 4:13 , I'll last a little longer but I've got shit to do and someone else can take up the mantle once I'm done.
Jack answers the phone and can't even get out 2 syllables and she's already yelling
Elora-"You can't handle the fact you eat your fucking boogers. YOU EAT YOUR BOOGERS. YOU EAT YOUR FUCKING BOOGERS YOU LONG HAIRED FLAKY PIECE OF SHIT! Wear a mask, it is quarantine. You have bene going to psych units to get drugs and pass off CBD weed to a point where I have had class 5 CPTSD of A) Yes Jack, Jack, no you need to sit the fuck down. How much tobacco have you been smoking Jack, how many filters have you been pawning off to little Israelites understanding the meaning of a golden dawn Solomonic key ritual bitch. You realize you got fucked it in the ass by a black man consciously Jack, you sucked that black dick on purpose because you are a patsy. YOU ARE A PATSY! YOU ARE A FU-JACK LISTEN TO ME, LISTEN TO ME! ARE YOU IN VISTA CALIFORNIA? SIR YES SIR!"
Silence.
Then yet again we hear the phone ringing.
And with this, I will step away at 5:03. If I have time, I'll drop a little more because this is some of the funniest shit I've heard in a long time but unfortunately I'm a slow typer.
Edit* I know I said synopsis but the shit she says is too god damned funny to shorten or paraphrase. I'm using "pony boy bitch" as an insult from now on too.
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Hey Elora, it's me, Auld Kendal. I have a number of private communications with Jack that I think will help you in court if you are interested.
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She may have a point here, Jack appears to be a bit... emasculated, to say it gently.
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Holy motherfucking asscrackers! She's just as unhinged on the phone as her Internet typings are!
There's lots of people who get Internet Tough Guy/Gal Syndrome and talk a load of shit they could never back up when they are safely behind a screen and however many miles from the person they are ranting at, but 99% are normally rational and polite IRL or on the phone, and even if they get angry they almost never flip their shit like they would online, but take a more reasonable approach to their problems.
And then there's Lizzie. God DAMN she must have crushed poor Jack's spirit into a whimpering ball. My old landlord had a completely bugshit crazy wife like that who I thought was the evilist bitch as not even her kids were safe from her acid tongue....but I'd hesitate to bet on her in a sperg-out war with Lizzie. wow.
Thanks for the summary so far, @Burd Turglar !! You can have all my dindu points for the month.
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That's exactly what I realized two minutes into the call. I know awhile back there some thought that maybe this was some epic larp or some shit but no. She is 100% crazy and this is once again my favorite thread.
I have a customer at work in the same predicament and it's both heart breaking and hilarious.
Just add those dindu points to the Canadian whiskey you already owe me. I'll try and crank out a couple more minutes worth of transcript while I'm in between at home tasks.
Last time, on Dragon Ball Z! ( @5:08 )
Elora- "You are in Vista California, Sir yes sir! Sir yes sir! You will comply soldier! You are in Vista California, yes you are!
Jack is speaking but I can't quite make it out, something about a possible wellness check?
Elora- "No, If you do that Jack..."
Jack-"(possibly) all the hurting, to check up on you, you understand what's going on? The police are going to come to your house because I'm seriously concerned about your mental health. I'm going to call them now, ok?"
Elora-"You need to call my father first. Call my father."
Jack-"No, I'm not going to call your dad first"
Elora-"Why are you threatening me Jack when I have just been trying to get you to sign the divorce papers?"
Jack-"Because I'm concerned about your mental health"
Elora-"Why are you concerned....*she clearly smashes her first/palm down right now in a fit of REEEE8....about my mental health when you are doing drugs and stealing my money Jack? D'look at the fucking picture you ignorant piece of shit, if you call the fucking police......"
*quite stomping and a door opens IT'S ABOUT TO GET GOOOOD*
Elora- "....Dad you need to call Jack right now, he's trying to call the perp team on me cause he is being a piece of shit, call him right now"
Dad-kinda mumbles "Ok".....sounds fat or just really old and tired. Considering she's almost 40, probably all of the above.
Phone ringing AGAIN
Elora-"he said he's not going to call you, he's just calling them right now. He better not fucking call them"
[fat?] Dad-"Jack, hello?" Inaudible "Jack?" Inaudible "Why don't...yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah you need to do that ok. Well, this isn't helping. Ok, alright alright. Inaudilbe".
Elora-"It better be. He needs to understand, if he tells me I need medication again, he has to be a big boy, accept the facts of life. I'm allowed to divorce him, why hasn't he just signed the papers of shown up for attorney phone calls. Please keep him in an adult mindset."
At this point she sound legitimately upset but I have a feeling it's a mix of quilting her dopey sounding single father with a nearly 40 year old crazy daughter living with him and her legit fear of the schizophrenic delusions. You can't have it both ways Elora, he's either a booger eating pony bitch boy who's either 1 or 2 years younger than you or he's an evil sorcerer hiding around every corner.
Dad-"I will, I will, ok? seriously"
Elore-"Thank you Dad (She says this in a super valley girl way that irks me to my core) he needs to understand that he's so scary to me even Vista, so scary and life threatening because he's a meth head. He's been snorting meth.
I highly doubt this as Jack talks slower than a special ed turtle.
Dad-"Yeah, it wont happen. There's not enough, it wont happen. Elizabeth..."
Elora-interupts-"Why is he so insistent on defending himself against me, I haven't done anything wrong. He's stolen my money. He stole my life"
Dad-"yeah, yeah. don't initiate any call with...."
Elora-"But this is the thing dad, I have to. I have to! I have to initiate phone calls because he is doing stuff to me in private as an ex husband that is soo scary, if I don't tell him off, I will get zapped with electricity in my phone. I understand I can't put that in a court of law, he is sick, he is so sick and twisted. He needs to get out. He's into this stuff and I don't know where PAPA I'm so sorry, I'm sorry this is so upsetting. But you have to understand he is terrifying to me, terrifying! ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING! (Lots of hitting shit to emphasize her point here). He has kept me trapped in this house, to a state of anxiety where I have to do this just to feel safe from me knowing he's been trying to keep me sick. He's been trying to keep me sick. And I don't understand why the adults have not been able to get him to sign those fucking papers! (Frantic pounding on shit now, plus...again....bitch you're almost 40....you're a fucking adult) And let me sign it too! I don't understand how he has tricked them all! I'M NOT MANIC, I'M SCARED!"
Door slams.
And this ends act two for now my friends, perhaps I will pick this up later at 9:16.
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The Real Jack
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Ok I'm here to up the ante on this thread, hopefully bring a fleeting semblence of self awareness to Lizzy and also to encourage the other users to understand, she needs serious help, which currently, she is not getting. I fear it is only a matter time before she winds up in jail or even prison, as we all know in America mental health is criminalized. With her previous convictions, despite completing probation, she could could be looking at 5-10 with a plea bargain, depending on the astringency of whatever she does if she doesn't get the help she desperately needs.
Lizzy, you need to do the following things:
1. Delete every youtube video you have made since September 2020 and stop posting. The one you narrated from the reddit story is pretty good, you can leave that one up and make others like that if you want.
2. Stop smoking weed, it is driving your psychosis.
3. You should probably stay off this website, then again, it may trigger a brief enough window of self awareness into your psychosis that you actually seek help and request hospitalization.
Also I would like those on this thread to know, that Lizzy was off all forms of medication and narcotics for about 3 1/2 years up until September 2020. She was totally normal. No psychosis, had a job, cooked dank food and was very creative with her hobbies. She was a loving wife and a joy to be married to in so many ways. I believe she was misdiagnosed with Schizoaffective disorder, and all along she has been suffering from Cannabis Induced Psychosis Disorder.
Literally 6 weeks into her post probation weed binge, she became psychotic, and has been for now about 7 months and counting...
Her Dad won't 5150 her, as he thinks:
1. it is COVID and they won't take her.
2. He is worried about a SWAT team coming and shooting her.
3. He would rather keep her crazy indefinitely than even try to get her in the system, for what reason, I can't understand.
4. She is not an imminent threat to anyone or herself, despite the incalculable brain damage a 7 month psychotic episode can do.
Her father has threatened to testify against me if I seek 3rd party help, which she desperately needs. For me, this was by far the darkest twist in this story, as I was suddenly the only person in the world fighting for her long term future, knowing full well that if she is sober and unmedicated, she will live a normal live.
Lizzy I can prove me this is me, because I came up with our youngest cats second name based on a Jim Carey movie. She called him Nemo, I called him Nemo Wachootoo coz he would bite my feet all the time. The savage tribe from When Nature Calls. Great film. Shikaka!
Please go easy on Lizzy and continually encourage her to stop smoking weed. It's a pretty cut and dry situation with cannabis induced psychosis disorder. Further evidence I can adduce, is the fact that Lizzy was prescribed Abilify way back when. Abilify will stop cannabis inducing a psychotic break in the user with active cannabis use. She was smoking back then and on/off the meds; every time she stopped the meds, in conjuction with smoking weed, she would have a psychotic break. When she was in her outpatient program and ceased the medication, as she had no access to weed, no psychosis returned. While she was on probation for 3 years and dare not smoke; no sign of any mental health debilitation.
I slept in the same bed as Lizzy for 3 years, so I really don't care what past diagnoses she has been given by medical professionals, I know all the facts of this situation first hand, and can see all the correlations. It's pretty obvious to be honest.
Weed to Lizzy is like meth to long term tweaker. I watched her go psychotic triggered by cannabis on 2 occasions, before she kicked me out for the telling her to not smoke.
As for me, I am now living on my own, earning $60k as an electrtonics tech in my field of study and absolutely loving the work I do. Also I don't plan on going anywhere near the UK until the COVID tyranny ends. God Bless American values of freedom.
Lastly, the last 7 months has been, on an emotional level, the worst of my life. I knew that this may happen when I married Lizzy, I may have even been in denial that it would, and for the longest time her mental health issues were a distant memory of the past.
Jerry's Final Thought:
If you have a genetic predisposition to mental health disorders, weed is one helluva' drug and you have no choice but to abstain.
I probably won't post here anymore, I just don't want other users to pose as me and make her more paranoid than she already is.
Lizzy is smoking weed in an attempt to heal the severe emotional trauma from her childhood, as she was abandoned by her mother as a 4 year old. Much of the trauma has gone into her subconscious, as a 4 year old girl can't intellectually rationalize how such a thing can happen. I believe this to be the root of her trauma, and the underlying cause which, coupled with her genetic predisposition, has led to what we are witnessing as severe mental illness.
I love you Lizzy and I am not not angry at you or upset with you, despite the unreal and viscous ad hominem attacks that have persisted for months.
I pray you get the help you need in the very near future.
Lizzy, you need to do the following things:
1. Delete every youtube video you have made since September 2020 and stop posting. The one you narrated from the reddit story is pretty good, you can leave that one up and make others like that if you want.
2. Stop smoking weed, it is driving your psychosis.
3. You should probably stay off this website, then again, it may trigger a brief enough window of self awareness into your psychosis that you actually seek help and request hospitalization.
Also I would like those on this thread to know, that Lizzy was off all forms of medication and narcotics for about 3 1/2 years up until September 2020. She was totally normal. No psychosis, had a job, cooked dank food and was very creative with her hobbies. She was a loving wife and a joy to be married to in so many ways. I believe she was misdiagnosed with Schizoaffective disorder, and all along she has been suffering from Cannabis Induced Psychosis Disorder.
Literally 6 weeks into her post probation weed binge, she became psychotic, and has been for now about 7 months and counting...
Her Dad won't 5150 her, as he thinks:
1. it is COVID and they won't take her.
2. He is worried about a SWAT team coming and shooting her.
3. He would rather keep her crazy indefinitely than even try to get her in the system, for what reason, I can't understand.
4. She is not an imminent threat to anyone or herself, despite the incalculable brain damage a 7 month psychotic episode can do.
Her father has threatened to testify against me if I seek 3rd party help, which she desperately needs. For me, this was by far the darkest twist in this story, as I was suddenly the only person in the world fighting for her long term future, knowing full well that if she is sober and unmedicated, she will live a normal live.
Lizzy I can prove me this is me, because I came up with our youngest cats second name based on a Jim Carey movie. She called him Nemo, I called him Nemo Wachootoo coz he would bite my feet all the time. The savage tribe from When Nature Calls. Great film. Shikaka!
Please go easy on Lizzy and continually encourage her to stop smoking weed. It's a pretty cut and dry situation with cannabis induced psychosis disorder. Further evidence I can adduce, is the fact that Lizzy was prescribed Abilify way back when. Abilify will stop cannabis inducing a psychotic break in the user with active cannabis use. She was smoking back then and on/off the meds; every time she stopped the meds, in conjuction with smoking weed, she would have a psychotic break. When she was in her outpatient program and ceased the medication, as she had no access to weed, no psychosis returned. While she was on probation for 3 years and dare not smoke; no sign of any mental health debilitation.
I slept in the same bed as Lizzy for 3 years, so I really don't care what past diagnoses she has been given by medical professionals, I know all the facts of this situation first hand, and can see all the correlations. It's pretty obvious to be honest.
Weed to Lizzy is like meth to long term tweaker. I watched her go psychotic triggered by cannabis on 2 occasions, before she kicked me out for the telling her to not smoke.
As for me, I am now living on my own, earning $60k as an electrtonics tech in my field of study and absolutely loving the work I do. Also I don't plan on going anywhere near the UK until the COVID tyranny ends. God Bless American values of freedom.
Lastly, the last 7 months has been, on an emotional level, the worst of my life. I knew that this may happen when I married Lizzy, I may have even been in denial that it would, and for the longest time her mental health issues were a distant memory of the past.
Jerry's Final Thought:
If you have a genetic predisposition to mental health disorders, weed is one helluva' drug and you have no choice but to abstain.
I probably won't post here anymore, I just don't want other users to pose as me and make her more paranoid than she already is.
Lizzy is smoking weed in an attempt to heal the severe emotional trauma from her childhood, as she was abandoned by her mother as a 4 year old. Much of the trauma has gone into her subconscious, as a 4 year old girl can't intellectually rationalize how such a thing can happen. I believe this to be the root of her trauma, and the underlying cause which, coupled with her genetic predisposition, has led to what we are witnessing as severe mental illness.
I love you Lizzy and I am not not angry at you or upset with you, despite the unreal and viscous ad hominem attacks that have persisted for months.
I pray you get the help you need in the very near future.
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If you are the real Jack and not some faggot trying to play Kick the Autist, you should DM a mod to get yourself verified, even if you aren't planning on posting here anymore. That way we can actually know this is Jack and not some retard.
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the mod DM'd me already. Yes I am Lizzy's husband and yes, I am being completely genuine.
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Dude, this might not mean much to you, given what Forum I post this on, but I feel terribly sorry for your situation.
It seems you are the only one trying to genuinely help her and it doesn't work.
You said that she's not a threat to herself or others, but I am not so certain about that, given how unstable she is emotionally and how she accuses random neighbors of being in cahoots with dark forces... and it's not just physical threats that she fears, it's also supernatural attacks (which pretty much means the moment she gets a headache she'll fly off the hanlde how you cursed her). I actually think there is a high chance she might confront a neighbor and that can only go from bad to worse. She might not be able to beat someone up, but that someone might call the cops while Lizzy is still shambling through the neighborhood.
I guess what I am trying to say here is that you are stuck between a rock and a hard place and maybe getting a 3rd party involved to get Lizzy propperly taken care of is something that you shouldn't be too hesitant to do. Her father won't help her and the longer this goes on, the worse it'll get and the bigger the chance something will go pear-shaped.
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Nobody does it seriously, I sometimes make lame Fight Club jokes about your name.
And while it would be nice to have you around she may not like you talking to us.
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Post. Kiwifarms has been cited in a great many court cases.