DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Kosher Dill]

Now taking bets: how long will it be before Phil goes an entire month where 90% or more of his "positivity" comes from just one person?

 

[Jasper2K]

Joyful_Oblivion tipped 106$ in total, single handedly carrying Philbert to his goal.

Wew lad

"SEE what did I tell you guys? *Sniff* There is more than just onlyicedcofee tipping me nyhuhuh. Jesus. Oh yeah here's the thing even tho it has been DEBUNKED people will keep brining it up! You know that uhh place on the internet where all the mentally ill shit heads go? OH AND BY THE WAY if you bring it up again your banned im not going to tolerate it its been DEBUNKED! *snorts*"

 

[hundredthousand]

I don't think they're the same guy... Joyful has been around for a while and I'm pretty sure he was doxed. .

Wouldn't happen to recall the link to that, would you?

 

[Iron Father]

I was doing some half-assed Pigpiggo digging on the subject of Walmart (for fun) and I came across this little Black Friday rant that I think demonstrates a nice example of DSP's complete lack of self-awareness as well as some great foreboding.

From 2017.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Can he even use the term “crowdfunding” to describe how he acquires tips and it be truthful? A handful of whales isn’t a crowd. It’s a pod.

 

[Iron Father]

Can he even use the term “crowdfunding” to describe how he acquires tips and it be truthful? A handful of whales isn’t a crowd. It’s a pod.

And what's he funding? Crowdfunding typically has an end goal. You don't "crowdfund" every week so you can afford "groceries and eat out on my day off" or whatever. It also isn't advertizement like he pretends, when he begs, fucking Ronald McDonald doesn't get on camera and cry about his business closing unless I buy his burgers every single day.

He's a beggar.

 

[Pargon]

And what's he funding? Crowdfunding typically has an end goal. You don't "crowdfund" every week so you can afford "groceries and eat out on my day off" or whatever. It also isn't advertizement like he pretends, when he begs, fucking Ronald McDonald doesn't get on camera and cry about his business closing unless I buy his burgers every single day.

He's a beggar.

Also, businesses are not crowdfunded. They're supported by customers (and, size, economic conditions and lobbyists depending, the government). Customers get something for their money, and a store doesn't receive 95% of its revenue from the same five customers while the other ~600 come in to gawk and laugh at the Weeble-Wobble-shaped manager.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

I was doing some half-assed Pigpiggo digging on the subject of Walmart (for fun) and I came across this little Black Friday rant that I think demonstrates a nice example of DSP's complete lack of self-awareness as well as some great foreboding.

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From 2017.

God damn, I've gotten so used to how he currently looks, I forgot what he looked like years ago. It's incredible how much he's aged and he's only 38.

 

[Whitegirlsdon'tlikepigs]

I would love for ole pig to spend big on champions then day before his "day off" get like 10 buck of tips and have to try to figure out a way to feed him and his horse for 10 bucks and not use too much petrol to need filling up.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

And what's he funding? Crowdfunding typically has an end goal.

He's secretly still working on that Project 7 trailer, stupid! That sounds like LiMB talk!

 

[HorseSense]

Also, businesses are not crowdfunded. They're supported by customers (and, size, economic conditions and lobbyists depending, the government). Customers get something for their money, and a store doesn't receive 95% of its revenue from the same five customers while the other ~600 come in to gawk and laugh at the Weeble-Wobble-shaped manager.

DSP sells shoutouts. He needs a slide saying "Get a shoutout next to your favorite video game character!". Like a child getting a photograph with a muppet at an amusement park.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

What is this? Has someone found a way to spoof subs?

I'm slow to respond here but Twitch has had a system in place for ages where you can cancel your subscription to a channel guilt-free and get a refund as long as it's within a certain window.

Funny enough one of the cancellation reasons that you can select is "I just wanted to get a shout-out"

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

Don't downplay how much of a gigantic fucking pussy he is though. This is a guy who never learned to ride a bike because he was afraid some black kids would roll up and rob him for it. He said he wears jeans outside for protection. This massive faggot probably saw one Walmart parking lot fight over a decade ago and just said "never again dood, I'm gonna fucking... die!"

Can’t lie, classic jeans and a nice pair of leather work boots is a great Americana look. That being said you have to pull it off which is something Phil can’t possibly do because of the shape of his body and his unwillingness to work a blue collar job.

 

[SilverReaper]

God damn, I've gotten so used to how he currently looks, I forgot what he looked like years ago. It's incredible how much he's aged and he's only 38.

This is what a highly stressful life does to people. At least he lost that giant hemorrhoid on his ass, Tevin.

 

[gaarashatan]

I was doing some half-assed Pigpiggo digging on the subject of Walmart (for fun) and I came across this little Black Friday rant that I think demonstrates a nice example of DSP's complete lack of self-awareness as well as some great foreboding.

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From 2017.

well, phil is a god of self awareness. so much advice he has spouted that he himself doenst follow

 

[David Davidson]

Phil will trust OIC as much as he tips him, but after the leaks... OIC you will NEVER be a mod now.

Also Phil if you are reading this, please mod OIC to own the trolls. He seems like a trustworthy guy, right?

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

To be honest, after these leaks I'm quite upset with OIC. I can't believe he is such a poor broke boy that he can't buy mod status. I mean imagine throwing all your "spare" money at Phil, and your all isn't enough for a bloke that claims he can't buy his cat food. Shocking, it really is. Phil's mods are exceptional individuals with serious mental problems, and they don't even throw money at Phil. Imagine losing to those people, bloody hell imagine not having enough money or brain cells to beat those cunts.

You need to do better cocker.

Edit: I'm also sure if he tries to chargeback, Phil will win every one. Total failure, not worth our time lads.

 

[JTLEXL]

This video was retired from youtube since it violates some policy about harassment and cyberbullying. Turns out he can't post the unedited clip because it's gone, Phil.

"YOU CAN'T SAY I MURDERED THAT LAD, COPPER! BECAUSE I HID THE BODY!!!"

Name of the game is VR chat. You said she was quite rude for an 11 year old and you would have pimp slapped the shit outta her in real life, ack ack ack. Kiwifarms 'members. You even waited until she left the room.

Luckily, Bhil Purnell's gotchu. Mind you, didn't Bhil get deplatformed around the same time Tevin did? I don't think he ever came back, either. Funny how that gay ops thing works in that Phil runs them against detractors and then complains that he gets fucked with.

EDIT: Things.

Hey guys, I’ve been lurking here for an extremely long time and never posted any information about Phil simply due to the reputation of this site. I do not live near Phil but my workplace is near where Phil shops. I work a night shift and when I get off, I have ran into Phil and Kat on 4 separate occasions so far in the last 2 years.
I did not take any pictures or videos of our encounters. Why? Because one, I’m honestly trying to get my stuff from the store, go home, and go to bed. Second, I don’t want to look like a clown taking my phone out and trying to take pictures of Phil, we know what he looks like. Third, Phil would use that as obvious pity bucks material, “some troll is stalking me” etc. The store in question is the Fred Meyer that Kat works at in Renton, an area known as Benson Hill.
So, I’m gonna give a brief rundown of the times I met our favorite internet celebrity. Don’t expect a lot from these.
The first time was I going to the checkout lanes and Phil and Kat were standing in line. I was shocked to actually see him so I decided to use that same checkout line. I got behind Phil and I heard him grumbling about how slow the gal running the register was. Kat mentioned to Phil that the woman was trying her best since the customer had a lot of fruit that had to be manually inputted into the register. Phil was wearing his Mario Bros shirt that shows them walking like the Beatles across the street and his Zelda pajamas. I said to Phil that I really liked his shirt, I don’t like it but I just wanted to start a conversation. Kat turned around and honestly looked scared. Phil turned around and told me he didn’t want to talk to me, in a really rude way. I asked him if he was ok, this caused Kat to look even more frightened and Phil again turned around and told me to stop harassing him. Because Kat was beginning to look really scared, I decided to end it there.
The 2nd time at Fred Meyers that I saw Phil, he was again at a checkout lane. I again decided to go through the same lane. Phil was pointing at the magazines, he was ridiculing the people on the covers and saying they had unrealistic bodies, smiles, hair etc, and they all made way too much money. Kat looked at the magazines but didn’t say anything. I said to Phil, “good morning”, Phil turned around and told me he didn’t want to talk to me. I don’t think he recognized me because it had been a few months since our first encounter. He was wearing that Sonic shirt and his Zelda pajama pants again.
The 3rd encounter was actually at a stoplight. I pulled up after I got done shopping and Phil was in the lane to my left. Kat was driving and Phil was intensely on his phone. It was a summer day so Phil had the window rolled down. I couldn’t quite hear him but I’m sure he was talking to Kat about Twitter or YouTube, he was clearly angry. Since we were in our cars, I decided to have a little more fun. I rolled down my window and shouted “Hey Phil? What’s up?”. This alarmed Kat severely. Phil looked up but did not look at me. Kat looked at me but quickly looked away in fear I guess. Phil ignored me, I know Phil could hear me. I even lied and tried to get him to talk by shouting “I’m a big fan of your streams!” Phil continued to ignore, and he slowly rolled up his window. As the window was being rolled up, the light turned green, and I heard Phil tell Kat to go. She hauled ass out of there.
The 4th and so far final encounter, was just a few months ago. I was shopping at the Fred Meyer, I walked past the frozen food section and I saw Kat and Phil. I decided to investigate so I went down the same aisle. Phil was holding a family size Marie Calendar’s frozen lasagna. Phil was angry at it, I could tell from a distance. He was staring intensely at it, burning a hole through it. As I walked up and pretend I needed something, I heard Phil say “How many fucking servings are in this bitch?” Phil could not find the serving size on the box despite looking at the nutritional information, he needed help. Kat told Phil she didn’t know and said that he could get an employee to help him. This seemed to anger Phil more, he grew frustrated and finally just put the lasagna in his cart, saying “whatever.” I walked past him as the couple continued to dig through the frozen food section. Phil was wearing that same Mario shirt and those Zelda pajamas. He was also wearing a generic face mask. As I walked past his cart, I took a brief look at what was in it, it is the only time I could look down into his cart. The cart was packed, filled to the brim, with mostly frozen food meals, otter pops, flavored carbonated water, cans of Chef Boyardee, toilet paper, plastic utensils, Chewy granola bars, and Bar S hot dogs. That was the stuff on the top, I don’t know what was beneath it all. But it was a very large amount of groceries, much larger than what I’ve seen them have before.
So there you have it. Nothing too exciting, but since I read on here people wondering what Phil does outside his condo, I’d thought I would finally share this. I don’t know Phil at all, no more than you guys, I just happen to shop at the same place as him at the same time once in a great while.
I apologize for the extremely long post.

So he doesn't even wear jeans on his day out and about in public?

 

[PieceofShet]

Very disturbing AI dsp face thingy.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Very disturbing AI dsp face thingy.

Oh mate those things are islamic congent, yet somehow show more personality and charisma than Phil.

I hope one day someone makes one of those text-to-speech apps with Phil's voice. Similar to the one that was made using Jordan Peterson's voice.