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Jesus man.. I had to skip the stream last night (too much phil on the brain), and went to bed early. I just skimmed through it, and wow. Check out this quote from very early in the stream, and look at what happened!! I think @Pretty Boy Extremism was right about God interfering in the first stream after his OIC sperg-out, and then the leaks conveniently happening. Cause it happened again on the night stream. Word for word:

"the moment that I see oh a khantribution came in, that must be ONLYICEDCOFFEE! Cause *he's the only person who contributes!!*"You're out of here for good!! I want no more of this bullshit! In fact, since I laid down the law on this mornings pre-stream, I had several people message me behind the scenes, to thank me, and say they were tired of this bullshit in my chat, people always making things into drama and conspiracies, and they're happy that I laid down the law, and they hope that I stick to it, ok? POWER SNORT"

Well, you dumb sack of pig shit, I hope you stick to laying down that law as well, cause you got exactly what you deserved last night! Exactly one fucking person tipping the ENTIRE STREAM! And where were all those people who contacted you "behind the scenes" to tell you they loved the new move? Why did not one of them khantribute anything? This more than anything sums up DSP's life to a fucking T right now! He tries to lay down the law and look tough, it completely backfires on him and his lies get exposed, he still gets his "support", but he's so embarrassed and disheveled at the end of the stream, he's literally stalling and hoping that one other person will tip a dollar, so he doesn't look this bad. My God, you cant make this kind of comedy up. Everytime you think about moving on from this trash fire, something drops out of the sky mysteriously, and hooks you right back in. Gonna include the video here, which starts with a beg, and a major FEIGN OF DISTRESS at 14:46 (listen to that panicked sigh), and then includes the quote from above.

 
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grump said:
If you ever feel lonely and unloved take comfort that if you are reading this at least Phil Burnell thinks about you on a daily basis more than his wife.
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Which made me think...............mr. hypocrite stealing content illegally from the farms to make money off of. :story:
SuperConglomerateWhale said:
Can’t lie, classic jeans and a nice pair of leather work boots is a great Americana look. That being said you have to pull it off which is something Phil can’t possibly do because of the shape of his body and his unwillingness to work a blue collar job.
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He would just look like a child with Sotos syndrome going to get the newest Playskool workbench set.
 
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Jaracainofthewind said:
Hey don't put that on us Yankees. Around here I think the least violence has to be around Walmarts. I would *love* Phil to tell us what crimes he has seen in a Walmart. Which movie do you think he'd rip off?
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This is a light moment but too funny not to share:

im at work right now and had a snort Brunel vid playing and I’m not looking at my phone, the Phil clip cuts to another one of a guy saying “did you know there is X amount of toxic poop in your body?” And I was like ‘wow haven’t heard that clip before’, I check my phone and realize that it’s actually just an advertisement on the video. Couldn’t believe it was a coincidence, the timing was perfect as well and felt like a natural clip edit. “Good shit” as they say
 
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tzgnilki said:
reminder, today dave has a very hard day of shopping, eating and pretending to be intelligent on twitter for 3 likes

will the gin hit different on a wednesday
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Don't forget the best part of Dave's toxic gin tweets - getting into hour long toxified slapfights with randos on twitter, making sure that in every tweet he calls those randos an idiot, moron, stupid or any other insult to their intelligence.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
To be honest, after these leaks I'm quite upset with OIC. I can't believe he is such a poor broke boy that he can't buy mod status. I mean imagine throwing all your "spare" money at Phil, and your all isn't enough for a bloke that claims he can't buy his cat food. Shocking, it really is. Phil's mods are exceptional individuals with serious mental problems, and they don't even throw money at Phil. Imagine losing to those people, bloody hell imagine not having enough money or brain cells to beat those cunts. :story:

You need to do better cocker.

Edit: I'm also sure if he tries to chargeback, Phil will win every one. Total failure, not worth our time lads.
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Of course Phil will win, his lucks at 10.
 
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tzgnilki said:
reminder, today dave has a very hard day of shopping, eating and pretending to be intelligent on twitter for 3 likes

will the gin hit different on a wednesday
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And most important............read the farms. He needs content.
Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Don't forget the best part of Dave's toxic gin tweets - getting into hour long toxified slapfights with randos on twitter, making sure that in every tweet he calls those randos an idiot, moron, stupid or any other insult to their intelligence.
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Like a mature adult!
 
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Pandalee’s Tits said:
I feel nauseous after reading the last six pages. These paypigs really know how to ruin a good show by jumping in front of the camera begging for attention. Just fuck off and let Phil ruin his life.
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There's always going to be a tard trying to usurp the attention away from pigroach, and I think really the only reason we let it happen is because Phil has become so goddamned samey and boring as fuck when there's no massive spill of gold dust. We're overdue for a new saga.
 
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Swirling weeb said:
I think the only way oic’s gay ops could pay dividends is if he just charges back as much as he can and just watch phil get mind broken from the panic...
Shit would still be retarded as fuck
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To be able to pay dividends, there has to be retained earnings; with only expenses, there can't be any dividends.

Just another faggot doing faggot things.
 
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marlintan said:
To be able to pay dividends, there has to be retained earnings; with only expenses, there can't be any dividends.

Just another faggot doing faggot things.
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Well in his case is just being:
A:The faggot that gave Phil 5 figures and got banned
Or
B:The faggot that got some of his money back and still got banned

when you put it that way it does sound just sad
 
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I had been holding off on sharing this guys, but since everyone has had the courage to come forward with their stories, I think its only fair to share mine! I went to McDonald's for breakfast about a week ago, and you'll never guess who I saw there. DSReee! It was amazing, he had a beautiful black suit and tie on with wing tipped shoes! I went and stood in line and he was directly in front of me about to order, and he said to the cashier "excuse me ma'am, may I please have 2 sausage egg and cheese McMuffins. Order of hash browns and a large coffe, please". The cashier was very rude to him, and Phil just said, thank you very much, I appreciate your service, and walked over to his table to wait for his order to be called... I was so shocked that I didn't even think to grab my Polaroid camera (which I had hanging around my neck at the time) and snap a few pictures.

Anyways, long story longer, I placed my order (and was very rude to the cashier btw), and went and sat a couple of tables over from phil. While we waited for our food, I noticed he was on his phone quite a bit, but I got a reflection in the restaurant window of his phone screen, and I could see that he was replying to unban emails he had received. I'm not 100% sure on this, because the letters were hard to make out in the reflection, but I could swear he was saying something like "thanks for the apology email, but please keep your money, as an apology is good enough".. Again, I was so shocked I forgot to take some pictures. I'm sure you understand.

Short story longer, we both got our food and began to eat, and despite what mentally ill shitheads like Snort Burnell would have you think, Phil didnt DEVOUR anything at all. He ate very quietly, and dabbed his lips and chin with a napkin after every bite. No over dramatic onlyicedcoffee sips either. Before he could finish his meal, he got a call on his phone (which wasnt on silent btw), and it sounded like he was talking to Khet. Something about "ok honey, I'll come pick you up right now". He cleaned up his entire area, said thank you again to the cashier (she mumbled something to the effect of fuck you, but it was hard to hear), and he got into his vehicle and sped off. I was again so shocked by this that I forgot to grab my Polaroid, which was around my neck at the time, and take pictures.

I know some of you may be skeptical of this claim, but that's just because you're stupid little kiddies that dont understand how the real world works!
 
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Generic_Detractor2021 said:
I had been holding off on sharing this guys, but since everyone has had the courage to come forward with their stories, I think its only fair to share mine! I went to McDonald's for breakfast about a week ago, and you'll never guess who I saw there. DSReee! It was amazing, he had a beautiful black suit and tie on with wing tipped shoes! I went and stood in line and he was directly in front of me about to order, and he said to the cashier "excuse me ma'am, may I please have 2 sausage egg and cheese McMuffins. Order of hash browns and a large coffe, please". The cashier was very rude to him, and Phil just said, thank you very much, I appreciate your service, and walked over to his table to wait for his order to be called... I was so shocked that I didn't even think to grab my Polaroid camera (which I had hanging around my neck at the time) and snap a few pictures.

Anyways, long story longer, I placed my order (and was very rude to the cashier btw), and went and sat a couple of tables over from phil. While we waited for our food, I noticed he was on his phone quite a bit, but I got a reflection in the restaurant window of his phone screen, and I could see that he was replying to unban emails he had received. I'm not 100% sure on this, because the letters were hard to make out in the reflection, but I could swear he was saying something like "thanks for the apology email, but please keep your money, as an apology is good enough".. Again, I was so shocked I forgot to take some pictures. I'm sure you understand.

Short story longer, we both got our food and began to eat, and despite what mentally ill shitheads like Snort Burnell would have you think, Phil didnt DEVOUR anything at all. He ate very quietly, and dabbed his lips and chin with a napkin after every bite. No over dramatic onlyicedcoffee sips either. Before he could finish his meal, he got a call on his phone (which wasnt on silent btw), and it sounded like he was talking to Khet. Something about "ok honey, I'll come pick you up right now". He cleaned up his entire area, said thank you again to the cashier (she mumbled something to the effect of fuck you, but it was hard to hear), and he got into his vehicle and sped off. I was again so shocked by this that I forgot to grab my Polaroid, which was around my neck at the time, and take pictures.

I know some of you may be skeptical of this claim, but that's just because you're stupid little kiddies that dont understand how the real world works!
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2/10 no giving money to the tevin on the curb on his way out truly unbelievable what a dumb kid
*sniff*
 
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