Don't stop now, what happened?
Well - since you asked
I was in lousy western mass and matched with some girl on tinder. She was at least skinny and looked like a personal 7 so I talked shit to her. She seemed to go for my dumbass "intellectual" shit so after like a week she asked me to come hang out in... Williamstown. She was dogsitting for some Williams faculty and had their house (directly adjacent to the school) to herself.
When I got there, I was gratified to see what looked like a pretty hot coed, which I guess is basically what she was. She had just graduated from Williams and decided to stay there for some reason and work at the college. She was also half-drunk and it was like 2pm. I had brought some good beer to sip on, but this bitch was way ahead of me mixing the shitty vodka in the fridge with orange juice. Turns out she's prescribed a bunch of adderall so basically she can drink all day.
Then the crazy really started to come out - NYC shitlib style. In no particular order, this girl recounted what a minority she was (turkish father and guianian mother), how her high school teacher fucked her at 16 when she tutored his kids, how her mother abused the shit out of her and locked her in closets, how her father was basically an islamist and thought she was a whore (he wasn't wrong), how she kinda had a 3rd nipple (fact check: not really), how much she drank, how her mother hated her (again) and turned her sisters against her, and basically all this shit I didn't really wanna know.
Somewhere in the midst of this therapy session she touched on some politics, like she claimed to have been racially harassed (post trump) while walking down the street in NYC. Bitch, you're bleached blond and whiter than I am. Nobody saw your turkish eyebrows from across 5th avenue and called you a nigger. Then she talked about staying with a family in the bumfuck potato fields of Maine as some kind of exchange student. She went on and on about how nice it was, how nice everyone was, no crime, quiet, pleasant.... then BAM snapped right back to "BUT MUH TRUMP SUPPORTERS ARE EVIL!".
She also talked about the kids at Williams, which is where I get some of my background info from. She literally went to school with some African prince. She basically said the rich kids were all snobby pieces of shit and she had some kind of political disagreement with them, being bleach blond jenny from the block or whatever. She was a scholarship student... and a free ride at that. I guess her on-paper ethnicity must have confused the shit out of the admissions person (Iguana? where's that?). She also had some kind of problem with "William's college's racist legacy" because basically it was lily fucking white up until 20 years ago and still had some white boy frats. I kinda tuned out re: specific grievances, something about slavery?
This girl had been given some kind of HR consulting job by the local concrete magnate just for existing, paying like $30/hr. starting (in a poor as fuck area), right out of school, to do basically nothing. She quit this job because it was like, too heavy man, or something. I'm sure her next HR gig will pay 40.
I'm a glutton for punishment so I listened to all this for hours while she swilled booze. She was pretty hot, only 21 (and I'm significantly older), and even though she hadn't shaved her legs in a few days, she had her big turkish milkers hanging loose in a hoodie. Basically once I got bored I did what I came for (pretty badly tbh), and ended up leaving shortly after. We actually talked for like a week, I was trying to get another round out of it, but one day I complained about my (real) job and this bitch was just GHOST. It was kind of funny. I at least want to be insulted on the way out.
There's your anecdotal "diversity" scholarship Williams graduate right there. This girl will cause someone many professional headaches if she doesn't drink herself to death soon.
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