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So it looks like this next round of stimulus will be signed into effect Friday and people could see stimulus checks deposited into their bank account by the last week of March what's the over/under on seeing a couple wheelchairs step up to throw their tardbucks at Piggy to overthrow ObnoxiousIncelCuck?
 
The walmart bit was some of the loopiest shit that's ever come out of his mouth. I'm so glad you feel so much safer in Fred Meyer, phil. Hope you don't get robbed in the candy aisle by a couple of country club retirees you ingrate mothafucka.

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That's the Fred Meyer Kat doesn't work at. She's totally safe dude.
 
So it looks like this next round of stimulus will be signed into effect Friday and people could see stimulus checks deposited into their bank account by the last week of March what's the over/under on seeing a couple wheelchairs step up to throw their tardbucks at Piggy to overthrow ObnoxiousIncelCuck?

You already know it's going to happen.

Some sad sack who's making an average salary and barely scraping by is going to have a good work week where they worked overtime on top of the government tree money so they'll donate it to poor old Phil who's struggling with his $100k+ a year living in a McMansion lifestyle. He needs that money, he really does, he needs that money.
 
Not being funny but Phil literally says carrying the groceries in is exercise.

The average woman could beat the shit out of him. Kat is not in danger, you're all being autistic.
Uh, no, remember that Philip Paul Burnell was a professional bodybuilder and he's maintained his muscle mass. Look at his robust pecs.
One thing I don't see anyone saying about our first Phil-in-the-Wild fanfic is that, if true, Kat looking scared every time someone comes to interact with the pig suggests to me that she knows him as a violent person. Not saying he's giving her a black eye every time someone sneezes in the grocery line, but that she has reason to believe his big boy chest thumping has any truth behind it.

She's expecting him to pop off. Does this mean he has in the past? Or does he just spend his whole time with her talking about all the 11 year olds he's pimp slapped in real life? The latter is most likely, but just a possible glimpse into their relationship dynamic.

I doubt that when the whim strikes her, Kat will not hesitate to flee the gout palace, it seems like she's done it a few times with how sketchy her past is. Someone like that is used to people entering and leaving her life fairly easily, even if she's scared of them or even respects them.
Nah, Katherine isn't scared of him. I think people misinterpret her two times on stream by the meme pics looking like a terrified kidnapping victim. People forget that she was being a trolling cunt egging on chat before all that... and then she quickly couldn't take it back in return like the little sperg she is. Katherine isn't this scared quiet girl, even in her Persona streams, she showed she's a sarcastic bitch with that Phil type of paranoia towards people. Just a spergy cardboard personality boring bitch that was cute enough to get away with it (at the time).
 
You already know it's going to happen.

Some sad sack who's making an average salary and barely scraping by is going to have a good work week where they worked overtime on top of the government tree money so they'll donate it to poor old Phil who's struggling with his $100k+ a year living in a McMansion lifestyle. He needs that money, he really does, he needs that money.
I'll put a buck of my upcoming stimulus up that there will be some clown that'll slop piggy in the tune of say......400 low to 750 and don't ya know tipping helps the most because he gets it right away. That aside any other Amerimutts expecting the stimulus and if so any plans that money? I'm thinking a couple pairs of Ben Davis pants and a computer desk to go with the chair I got with my last check and the rest goes to the credit card.
 
That aside any other Amerimutts expecting the stimulus and if so any plans that money?
Mine's going to a new fridge. Motherfucker won't stop leaking shitty water into the freezer no matter how many times I fix it. This time it's destined for the scrap heap. Piece of shit.

My partner's is going to our credit card. Time to prep for the next dropping shoe, whenever that is.

Since this is a rare serious moment for me, godspeed and stay safe, all ye Kiwis, as we continue to ride out this neverending nightmare from which we shall not wake until the blissful day we at last die.

Go phuck yourself, Phil.
 
That's the Fred Meyer Kat doesn't work at. She's totally safe dude.
I was referencing the audio a few pages back of him refusing to shop at walmart not the store his mom works at. Just driving home that armed robbery or "crime" as he puts it is not uniquely pervasive in walmart/dollar stores the way he spins it and plenty of fred meyer stores deal with robbery just the same. Not all junkies are as picky as a townhouse gacha junkie.
 
So much for trying to Rickroll people.

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Mine's going to a new fridge. Motherfucker won't stop leaking shitty water into the freezer no matter how many times I fix it. This time it's destined for the scrap heap. Piece of shit.

My partner's is going to our credit card. Time to prep for the next dropping shoe, whenever that is.

Since this is a rare serious moment for me, godspeed and stay safe, all ye Kiwis, as we continue to ride out this neverending nightmare from which we shall not wake until the blissful day we at last die.

Go phuck yourself, Phil.
I don't qualify but I'm glad there are people actually using their stimmies for QoL improvements instead of throwing at fat lazy pigs or buying up all the fucking ammo.
 
Above all else, Phil is a coward.
He wouldn't confront anybody in a store or threaten a woman because literally anyone could kick the blubber out of him.
It's why he shuffles around stores, always first peering for the exits in case he gets recognized.
And he's fat too.
Phil's the type of coward who will get a stern talking to by someone and then turn around and talk copious amounts of shit about said someone as soon as they leave the room. Completely evidenced by the 11 year old girl incident.

With girl in chat room: "You're quite rude." "I'm eleven." "And your parents bought you a gaming PC?" Meek, mild, intimidated by an 11-year-old furry.
Girl not in chat room: "NOW I'M AWAY FROM THAT ANNOYING FUCKIN' BITCH-K OF A KID WHO I WOULDA SLAPPED IN REAL FUCKIN' LIFE IF THE FTAWKED TO ME LIKE THAT ARF ARF ARF ARF!" As soon as the real alpha is not in sight, he goes 'I totally would kick their ass!' My money would be on the 11-year-old kicking him in his gouty foot and he crumples from the pain.

Not without help. And by help I mean Viagra.
The help he needs is just a click away...
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That aside any other Amerimutts expecting the stimulus and if so any plans that money?
Mrs. Schmeckel and I are going to look into replacing the dishwasher and possibly re-tiling the bathrooms of our real mature adult home. Maybe throw a big payment on a credit card with whatever is leftover. Or, maybe I'll throw a few Schmeckel shekels at a PS5. I dunno. It's just fun-money, really.
 
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