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scathefire said:
I could've sworn that he said the horny account was hers in a tweet he made a while ago, but he seems to have recently purged almost all of his old tweets for some reason. @Null I know you read this thread (or at least used to), am I correct here or no?
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Lol, I found it. Good thing people take Josh's own advice and archive things.
 
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Azer A said:
didn't she run some other "fan" account of hers a long time ago?
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Yeah, I think it may have been "Shoe out of context", where she posts "out of context" moments of herself. Also, Vaush follows both that (an alt account of Shoe) as well as shoehornypatrol, which would make sense if both of those are her own accounts.
 
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Ita Mori said:
You're looking too deep into this; she just wants to be dicked by a man. I doubt she cares if he's a liberal, conservative, nazi, commie, or a centrist; she just wants 9 inches of meat.
Spending all day and night with your old fart parents with no dick in sight does things to women in their fertile years.
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If that were the case why is she not fucking any of her simps? We both know the answer, she doesn't respect those people. Respect is a pretty big deal for relationships, and June is in a situation where men she could respect won't like her, while men she won't will want to fuck her. She did it to herself.
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Holy shit. I guess I wouldn't put it past Shoe to do something like that, but Jesus fucking Christ that's sad.
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And this is before she can really hear the biological clock ticking away. Just imagine how crazy it will be in a few years time. Now remember she also hardly leaves the house, has no job, isn't in education and has no real hobbies. How the fuck is she going to meet a guy? She's tried online and got catfished, she has lots of baggage and legions of simps to filter through. She's going to get increasingly desperate, especially if she's keeping an eye on Greg and seeing how he's doing better without her.

Excluding the Vaush harem meme. I think Sh0e may end up with Kyle Kulinski. Both have libtard political views, both people who just live off the internet and both do retweet one another. The last part I would consider sad and minor, but given how Sh0e and Greg got together online I think it's not impossible. Also Kulinski recently had a video where he namedroppd shoe for something she tweeted (Why the fuck would a normal person care what she thinks?). I think he's a liberal cuck so he would probably ignore all the red flags.
 
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Erika Furudo said:
If that were the case why is she not fucking any of her simps? We both know the answer, she doesn't respect those people. Respect is a pretty big deal for relationships, and June is in a situation where men she could respect won't like her, while men she won't will want to fuck her. She did it to herself.
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because she doesn't want to fuck a greasy neckbeard
 
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Erika Furudo said:
If that were the case why is she not fucking any of her simps? We both know the answer, she doesn't respect those people.
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And they probably look like shit. No self-respecting 23-35yo man with a good body is going to be on a ShoeOnHead discord or interacting with June in anyway except holding the door for her as she enters/exits a building.

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Respect is a pretty big deal for relationships
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Formal ones? Yes.
Casual sex ones? Lolno.
I've come to think June doesn't want to settle down. She wants to be 18 forever. What do 18yo's want? Good dick from an attractive male.
This may change when she's 35 and past the wall.

This doesn't mean she doesn't also tease people for grifting purposes, but Shoe has gone from baiting to straight up horndog.
Masturbation video leak when? (plsno)

Erika Furudo said:
She did it to herself.
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Agreed.

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Greg.
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Ehh, while June has shown she has very little standards (coal-burning with fat niggas) Greg is not what you'd call beautiful unless you're a negress who can't do better or something (His siblings all look way better than him due to putting in work in their bodies, while Greg relied mostly on youth), he's not ugly either.
With a bit of long-term exercise and a proper hair-cut he can go from meh to above-average (This is all based purely on physique. Him being a creepy ass tranny-chaser is not factoring in right now).

Greg only became grotesque once he got long-term with June.
And now that he's left June, is looking better than he did in 2019.
 
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Erika Furudo said:
If that were the case why is she not fucking any of her simps? We both know the answer, she doesn't respect those people. Respect is a pretty big deal for relationships, and June is in a situation where men she could respect won't like her, while men she won't will want to fuck her. She did it to herself.

And this is before she can really hear the biological clock ticking away. Just imagine how crazy it will be in a few years time. Now remember she also hardly leaves the house, has no job, isn't in education and has no real hobbies. How the fuck is she going to meet a guy? She's tried online and got catfished, she has lots of baggage and legions of simps to filter through. She's going to get increasingly desperate, especially if she's keeping an eye on Greg and seeing how he's doing better without her.

Excluding the Vaush harem meme. I think Sh0e may end up with Kyle Kulinski. Both have libtard political views, both people who just live off the internet and both do retweet one another. The last part I would consider sad and minor, but given how Sh0e and Greg got together online I think it's not impossible. Also Kulinski recently had a video where he namedroppd shoe for something she tweeted (Why the fuck would a normal person care what she thinks?). I think he's a liberal cuck so he would probably ignore all the red flags.
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That is a pairing made in HEAVEN.
For the CRINGE.
 
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Ita Mori said:
I've come to think June doesn't want to settle down. She wants to be 18 forever. What do 18yo's want? Good dick from an attractive male.
This may change when she's 35 and past the wall.

This doesn't mean she doesn't also tease people for grifting purposes, but Shoe has gone from baiting to straight up horndog.
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idk man, here's what i think the irony really is- she ain't got much time left to fire a few children out of her haunted vagina into the future. it didnt happen with pregory, it won't happen with any of the lefties she follows since lefties are either cut or only capable of getting it up with the help of HRT. so she pretends that republicans would be remotely interested in her horrible grey-garden-chan style, and is dressing up like the strawmen she so desperately wants to believe they want

she's honestly two to three years from a handmaids tale outfit worn unironically, or posting craigslist ads for free handjobs as long as she can keep the remains
 
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Archive dump here. In my professional opinion, June is using a FUCKLOAD of Snapchat filters to hide that her 30s are coming. Note the dark circles, bleached lighting and fuzzy blurring filters. These are recent.
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June has a pink baby onesie. Probably her "sidekink" of being a literal child. (:_(
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Pre-boobjob?
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Clean your room lol
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Fake tits.
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Older photos, Canada flag, Skeptic phone case... no dark eye circles.
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